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Dec 6th, 2008 07:11 AM
Colonel Flagg
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Originally Posted by WhiteRat View Post
I've always wondered how athletes are treated when they go to prison. Guys like Bam Morris, Rae Curruth, or Michael Vick.
How about OJ? 15 years in the slam, parole potentially in 8 - methinks he's in for a rollicking good time.
Dec 6th, 2008 04:39 AM
Tadao Hahahahaha. The Onion rules.
Dec 6th, 2008 02:51 AM
WhiteRat Thanks to Plaxico, the rest of the country is left to suffer:


http://www.theonion.com/content/news...de_crime_spree
Dec 6th, 2008 01:23 AM
WhiteRat I've always wondered how athletes are treated when they go to prison. Guys like Bam Morris, Rae Curruth, or Michael Vick. Do they get treated better by inmates because of their celebrity status like Rick Fox on "OZ" or do they get targeted maybe to bring them down to everyone else's level? I'm sure someone like Vick probably has inmates to do his bidding given the fact that he'll likely still be playing when he gets out. But guys like Bam Morris or Carruth who aren't getting out anytime soon, what happens to them?
Dec 4th, 2008 05:30 PM
Pentegarn
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Originally Posted by MattJack View Post
I know. That's the best part really. It's like if the Incredible Hulk pulled a gun on you. Who the hell would see that coming?
If I had to choose a way to die, it would be getting shot by The Incredible Hulk. I would demand it be on my tombstone even!
Dec 3rd, 2008 05:24 PM
pac-man
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Originally Posted by MattJack View Post
I know. That's the best part really. It's like if the Incredible Hulk pulled a gun on you. Who the hell would see that coming?
Dec 3rd, 2008 04:32 PM
Colonel Flagg Maybe if they exploded holy water?
Dec 3rd, 2008 02:42 PM
El Blanco Considering how most agents are soulless undead hellspawn and Rosenhaus is a "super agent", I don't think it would have done anything.
Dec 3rd, 2008 01:44 PM
Colonel Flagg By the by, I heard Plax's agent, Drew Rosenhaus being interviewed by Tony Siragusa during halftime of the MNF game. Oh, if those microphones had exploded, I could've died a happy man.
Dec 3rd, 2008 11:12 AM
MattJack I know. That's the best part really. It's like if the Incredible Hulk pulled a gun on you. Who the hell would see that coming?
Dec 3rd, 2008 11:10 AM
El Blanco Have you seen Brandon Jacobs? He does not look like he needs a gun.
Dec 3rd, 2008 11:08 AM
MattJack Yeah I like what Brandon Jacobs had to say about being a potential target for robbers.

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Originally Posted by Brandon Jacobs
..if you come in between that door frame of my home, I am going to kill you.
Then the reporter apparently asks him if he even owns a gun and he says:

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Originally Posted by Brandon Jacobs
Listen to the words that are coming out of my mouth..


That s*it cracks me up. I like how he just blatantly says he'll kill you. He's just letting all the crooks know that he ain't nothin nice. Hell, I believe him.



"Hey let's rob that house tonight!"

"Wait, isn't that where BRANDON JACOBS lives? Man, fuck that, LLoyd. I say we try and rob this little white boy next door."
Dec 3rd, 2008 10:54 AM
El Blanco
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Originally Posted by pac-man View Post
I'll give any NFL player this: Darrent Williams, Sean Taylor, and Richard Collier were all shot over the last two years. So maybe these guys are being targeted because of their "bling," or the fact that they're recognizable and people know they're rich.

The problem with that is to guys like Plaxico, the solution is carrying a gun. If I move into their tax bracket, I'm not carrying a gun. Someone (with a license and training) is carrying the gun for me. Either that, or I'm going to classier/safer places or just staying at home and rolling around in my money.
The problem with is that Steve Smith, another wide receiver for the Giants (who makes a lot less money thatn Plax) was robbed in his own Drive way. He got out of his and some dude came out of hiding and put a gun to his head.

Honestly, I don't think that was any concernof Burress Friday night, but it goes to show a lot of these guys are targets simply for being well known.

It is one thing to say, "hey, don't wear $20,000 of bling and stroll through Red Hook" like someone did a few years ago. But, I'm not going to fault a young guy who has made it big for wanting a big house and nice car.



One more thing bugging me: How the hell did Plax get into a night club wearing sweat pants?
Dec 3rd, 2008 02:01 AM
Colonel Flagg
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Originally Posted by pac-man View Post
The problem with that is to guys like Plaxico, the solution is carrying a gun. If I move into their tax bracket, I'm not carrying a gun. Someone (with a license and training) is carrying the gun for me. Either that, or I'm going to classier/safer places or just staying at home and rolling around in my money.
WORD!

And in other news, it looks like Plax will not be playing again for the Giants this year (and maybe ever).

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Originally Posted by ESPN
The New York Giants fined and suspended Burress on Tuesday for four games -- the rest of the regular season -- after he accidentally shot himself in the right thigh over the weekend at a Manhattan nightclub. The team also placed him on the reserve non-football injury list, which means the wide receiver couldn't come back for the playoffs, either.
and

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Originally Posted by ESPN
Fines in the NFL typically mean a player loses a paycheck for each game he misses. In Burress' case, that would mean roughly $206,000 per regular-season game. He also was due to receive $1 million from his signing bonus on Dec. 10. It was not immediately clear whether the team still had to make the payment.
Potentially a $1.8MM fine. So maybe we can forget the "rolling around in my money" part.
Dec 3rd, 2008 12:44 AM
pac-man I'll give any NFL player this: Darrent Williams, Sean Taylor, and Richard Collier were all shot over the last two years. So maybe these guys are being targeted because of their "bling," or the fact that they're recognizable and people know they're rich.

The problem with that is to guys like Plaxico, the solution is carrying a gun. If I move into their tax bracket, I'm not carrying a gun. Someone (with a license and training) is carrying the gun for me. Either that, or I'm going to classier/safer places or just staying at home and rolling around in my money.
Dec 2nd, 2008 09:07 PM
Pentegarn
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Originally Posted by MattJack View Post
He's just a complete imbecile.

Team: Hey let's go to the club Plaxico! We will have tons of people surrounding us due to our fame, young girls will be all over us, and we'll get completely shi*facedhammereddrunkkkkkkkkkkk!

Plaxico: Aight! Let me grab my gun.
The funny part is he tries to justify it by saying he is protecting all the bling he wears. Maybe he should just wear less bling? I mean it isn't like a famous NFL receiver really needs bling to score women and get shitfaced.
Dec 2nd, 2008 07:57 AM
McClain His name is Plaxico.
Dec 1st, 2008 10:19 PM
MattJack He's just a complete imbecile.

Team: Hey let's go to the club Plaxico! We will have tons of people surrounding us due to our fame, young girls will be all over us, and we'll get completely shi*facedhammereddrunkkkkkkkkkkk!

Plaxico: Aight! Let me grab my gun.
Dec 1st, 2008 06:35 PM
Pentegarn
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Originally Posted by El Blanco View Post
uh...I think you've got your anatomy a little confused.

Although, given NYC's gun laws, he may just end up with a significantly larger sphincter.
And that indeed proves Colonel had his anatomy right
Dec 1st, 2008 11:05 AM
El Blanco
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Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg View Post

If you're name is Plaxico Burress, you don't take a gun along for protection, you take it along because it makes your sphincter feel much larger,
uh...I think you've got your anatomy a little confused.

Although, given NYC's gun laws, he may just end up with a significantly larger sphincter.
Dec 1st, 2008 05:35 AM
Pentegarn
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Originally Posted by MattJack View Post
Idk. I think that if I had MILLIONS of dollars I would just hire a few bad dudes that knew Kung-Fu n shit to protect me.
Nov 30th, 2008 10:05 PM
WhiteRat Or just give me Tony Siragousa. That fat italian bastard would scare any evil doers away with his foul mouth and pungent onion armpits.
Nov 30th, 2008 10:00 PM
Colonel Flagg
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Originally Posted by MattJack View Post
Idk. I think that if I had MILLIONS of dollars I would just hire a few bad dudes that knew Kung-Fu n shit to protect me.
Yeah - screw the heat, give me Jackie Chan! :karate-CHOP
Nov 30th, 2008 09:44 PM
MattJack Idk. I think that if I had MILLIONS of dollars I would just hire a few bad dudes that knew Kung-Fu n shit to protect me.

I mean, I'm all for having a gun and packing heat, but if you suck so bad that you shoot yourself it kind of defeats the initial purpose to begin with right?
Nov 30th, 2008 08:02 PM
Colonel Flagg Anyone taking a gun along "for protection" should be locked up "for protection".

If you're name is Plaxico Burress, you don't take a gun along for protection, you take it along because it makes your sphincter feel much larger, and if some dude really disses you, then you can REALLY give him payback.

WORD.
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