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| Dec 13th, 2008 12:56 PM | ||
| JediScum |
If life gives you lemons, grate all the rind for lemon zest... useful in cooking but, I wouldn't keep it for longer than 3-4 days. Depending on how many lemons life gave you (lets say three), use one, cut into eighths, for the Hefe-Weizen that you've conveinently stock-piled in case the world comes to an end (coming soon). The other two could be used to teach the youth of America how to start a lemonade stand. Make two pitchers that are the same, charge only 25 cents, and label it differently every 5-10 minutes. "Organic", "Vegan Lemonade", "Gluten -Free", "EXTREME!!!!", "Bail-money for my Dad the Governor", whatever.... |
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| Dec 12th, 2008 10:09 AM | ||
| Asila |
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| Dec 12th, 2008 08:58 AM | ||
| Bod |
If you've got nothing good to say Come sit next to me |
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| Dec 11th, 2008 10:39 PM | ||
| ZeldaQueen |
Quote:
 An apple a day makes for a really sucky diet. |
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| Dec 11th, 2008 09:54 PM | ||
| 10,000 Volt Ghost | Eat the meek - because there's never gonna be enough space. So eat the meek, savor the taste. It's always gonna be a delicacy. So lick your chops, and eat the meek. | |
| Dec 11th, 2008 08:52 PM | ||
| Asila | when life gives you lemons you dissolve the locks on your cell and fucking run | |
| Dec 11th, 2008 08:39 PM | ||
| JJ_Maniac |
When life gives you radioactive lemons, launch them with your lead-shielded catapault at the hunter-gatherers assaulting your compound. Alternatively: When God gives you lemons, YOU FIND A NEW GOD. |
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| Dec 11th, 2008 06:10 PM | ||
| executioneer | zeldaqueen that made me lol | |
| Dec 11th, 2008 04:27 PM | ||
| ZeldaQueen | When life gives you lemons, set up new rules for next year's Secret Santa event. | |
| Dec 11th, 2008 02:54 PM | ||
| Shrubfest | When life gives you lemons, be glad at least someone remembered your birthday. | |
| Dec 11th, 2008 02:30 PM | ||
| 10,000 Volt Ghost |
When life gives you lemons, find a new life. When life gives you lemons, find a new wife. |
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| Dec 11th, 2008 09:48 AM | ||
| Dixie | When life gives you lemons, send a nice thank you card. | |
| Dec 11th, 2008 09:22 AM | ||
| Crimson Ghost | When life gives you lemons, give them back. | |
| Dec 11th, 2008 09:02 AM | ||
| McClain | When life gives you lemons you must be living in some sort of Lemon World which would make it appropriate. It's better than Lima Bean World or Spiked Ballgag & Used Condom Dangling From Your Tattered Asshole World. | |
| Dec 11th, 2008 08:55 AM | ||
| Kitsa | When live gives you lemons sautee them with some chicken and almond slivers and EVOO...it's yum-o :rachelray | |
| Dec 11th, 2008 08:06 AM | ||
| MetalMilitia | When lemons give you life - you may have scurvy. | |
| Dec 11th, 2008 07:36 AM | ||
| Esuohlim |
When life gives you lemons you should probably have a talk with your car dealer 
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| Dec 11th, 2008 07:17 AM | ||
| Mockery |
When life gives you lemons, be thankful, because there are starving children in China who would kill to have those lemons you insensitive pampered DICK 
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| Dec 11th, 2008 01:40 AM | ||
| Fathom Zero | When life gives you lemons, aim for the pretzel. | |
| Dec 11th, 2008 01:16 AM | ||
| executioneer |
when life gives you lemons you're playing it wrong, wth you're supposed to get a little pink peg or a little blue peg not a fucking lemon
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| Dec 11th, 2008 12:50 AM | ||
| Neen |
When life gives you lemons, power a small lightbulb. Too practical? |
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| Dec 11th, 2008 12:33 AM | ||
| Colonel Flagg | When life gives you lemons, eat them rind and all until your teeth dissolve. | |
| Dec 11th, 2008 12:28 AM | ||
| Jeanette X | When life gives you lemons make cocktails. | |
| Dec 10th, 2008 11:52 PM | ||
| pac-man | When life gives you lemons masturbate vigorously. | |
| Dec 10th, 2008 11:09 PM | ||
| ZeldaQueen | When life gives you lemons, send life a fruitcake for Christmas. | |
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