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| Dec 23rd, 2005 11:49 AM | ||
| Supafly345 |
I knew a girl named Nikki I guess u could say she was a sex fiend I met her in a hotel lobby Masturbating with a magazine She said how'd u like 2 waste some time And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind She took me 2 her castle And I just couldn't believe my eyes She had so many devices Everything that money could buy She said sign your name on the dotted line The lights went out And Nikki started 2 grind Nikki The castle started spinning Or maybe it was my brain I can't tell u what she did 2 me But my body will never be the same Her lovin' will kick your behind Oh, she'll show u no mercy But she'll sho'nuff sho'nuff show u how 2 grind Darlin' Nikki Woke up the next morning Nikki wasn't there I looked all over and all I found Was a phone unmber on the stairs It said "thank u 4 a funky time Call me up whenever u want 2 grind" True story. |
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| Dec 23rd, 2005 04:26 AM | ||
| Jixby Phillips | i'm not answering this question, how dare you | |
| Dec 23rd, 2005 01:28 AM | ||
| The Retro Kat | 7 is when I got my first Xena katana, best one night stand of my life. | |
| Dec 23rd, 2005 12:16 AM | ||
| CaptainBubba |
CONGRATULATIONS ESUOHLIM! YOU ARE NOW IN A CLUB WITH SUCH DISTINGUISHED MEMBERS AS BILL COSBY, PARAS HILATON, AND CORKY FROM THAT T/V SHOW! I THINK THAT ALL TEENAGE GIRLS SHOULD HAVE TO KEEP PRECIOUS ORE AND MINERALS INSIDE OF THEIR VAGINAS SO THAT WHEN YOU DO IT FOR THE FIRST TIME WITH ONE YOU GET PRESENTS AND SHE DIES FROM INTERNAL BLEEDING! Seriously though ya'll. Stop it with the virginity stuff. Especially on the internet. The internet was made for things like sharing your anti-cilantro salsa recipe, making spreadsheets using excell to track the exact sequence in deciseconds to perform an unstable zerg rush, and ordering authentic Xena samurai katanas. Come on, lets get back on track. |
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| Dec 22nd, 2005 02:47 AM | ||
| ArrowX |
you mean before or after the necrophelia? BTW for the sake of non psudo comedic acts I'm stull a virgin. And I dont' much care I'm not interested in any of the girls I hang out with. |
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| Dec 22nd, 2005 01:33 AM | ||
| GADZOOKS |
Wrong, that is very innappropriate and I'm surprised at you Arrow X. You used to be a good kid, what happened? WHAT HAPPENED? |
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| Dec 22nd, 2005 12:53 AM | ||
| ArrowX |
not inanimate....she was dead. At least there will be no complaints! AM I RIGHT GUYS! |
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| Dec 22nd, 2005 12:03 AM | ||
| Esuohlim | did you at laest remember to take the price tag off :zing | |
| Dec 21st, 2005 11:32 PM | ||
| ArrowX | 15....its was akward because she didn't move. | |
| Dec 21st, 2005 06:22 PM | ||
| Esuohlim | Lost mine last week :emoticon | |
| Dec 21st, 2005 03:37 PM | ||
| The One and Only... |
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| Dec 21st, 2005 02:26 PM | ||
| VolCanon | 19, and it was with a girl who was 31. Old asian chicks with shatloads of experience > girls my age. | |
| Dec 21st, 2005 01:30 PM | ||
| Rez |
18. it was good it's gotten much better since then, though. |
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| Dec 21st, 2005 01:05 PM | ||
| Cosmo Electrolux |
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| Dec 21st, 2005 11:58 AM | ||
| MetalMilitia |
I lost it at 19 and it was actually pretty fun, not as bad as the first time is supposed to be. Im still with the girl now and we still have great sex. Im glad she was the first because some other girls I met before her would have been so fucking embaressing to have slept with its not even funny. Gross. I think when you are young you need to get your shit together or else you will end up alone and a virgin for a long time. Getting a job was the turning point in my life as it allowed me not only the cash to go out on the town to meet new people but it also taught me alot of people skills, I met my girlfriend through work too. Im not really fussed that I was an internet geek for the first 18 years of my life because im quite sure that i would not have been mature enough to make decisions in the real world about important things like relationships. Also whilst bieng a geek i learned alot of skills which have helped me greatly in college and university. |
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| Dec 21st, 2005 01:21 AM | ||
| The Raging Brute | im with u pal | |
| Dec 5th, 2005 03:38 PM | ||
| Esuohlim | That's what internet message boards are for.^______________^ | |
| Dec 5th, 2005 03:04 PM | ||
| Womti | i never lost my virginity and im 18. i guess im just one sad antisocial, sociopathic son of a bitch .^_^ | |
| Nov 14th, 2005 10:36 AM | ||
| DrGonzo |
I had just turned 16. We had very quick and awkward sex behind the arcade where we used to hang out. I didn't get laid for over two years after that. |
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| Nov 10th, 2005 01:15 PM | ||
| Dole | yup, you're safe. That cock in your mouth and cigar up your arse didnt count. | |
| Nov 10th, 2005 07:38 AM | ||
| Esuohlim |
I guess I'm still technically a virgin based on what Bill Clinton taught me 
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| Nov 9th, 2005 05:58 PM | ||
| nothing4buddha | I <3 you MLE. | |
| Nov 9th, 2005 05:57 PM | ||
| kellychaos |
I DO so like MLE. You should post more, truly. 
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| Nov 9th, 2005 05:05 PM | ||
| MLE | so, how many hours before you had to rush back and tell us all? | |
| Nov 9th, 2005 03:55 PM | ||
| kellychaos | You DO realize that we''re not talking about animals and inanimates, I assume? | |
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