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| Sep 9th, 2007 01:51 AM | |
| noob3 | take a shit in them too i hear that wil lfuck those plants up cuz everyone knows human waste is the ultimate of all PLANT KILLERs!!! good call zelda!!! |
| Sep 8th, 2007 03:08 PM | |
| zeldasbiggestfan | Piss in the plants. |
| Sep 7th, 2007 10:39 PM | |
| Dr. V | Wakka Wakka |
| Sep 4th, 2007 06:32 PM | |
| Jixby Phillips |
hahahha a tomato tasting festival uh more like fozzie bear stand up comedy routine 
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| Sep 4th, 2007 10:10 AM | |
| Chojin | Well, so far she hasn't written back, which no doubt required godlike effort on her part. Though I did visit them the other day and she didn't make eye contact or say word one to me, and declared that they were late to a TOMATO TASTING FESTIVAL to my father when we arrived. Then, after grandad woke up and I started to talk to him, she was all COME ON DAD, WE'RE ALREADY 30 MINUTES LATE AND I SET THIS THING UP, and I'm thinking 'No shit, who else would have organized a TOMATO TASTING FESTIVAL' but yeah anyway! |
| Sep 4th, 2007 09:52 AM | |
| AChimp |
You should just openly insult her. How is she going to "bust you"? I'd just rub her faggy tomatoes in her face and BCC the entire family. You should also make sure that she doesn't have full power of attorney, or that at least she and your dad have to agree before any decision can be made. |
| Sep 4th, 2007 07:33 AM | |
| Emu | I demand updates into Chojin's personal life! |
| Sep 3rd, 2007 10:38 PM | |
| Schimid |
Dude, tell your aunt I could find her a thirty-foot vault if she wants to swim in her tomato'd spoils. ...for a price |
| Sep 3rd, 2007 12:13 AM | |
| Dr. V | Kill her. |
| Sep 2nd, 2007 11:18 PM | |
| Supafly345 | Well, I am thinking that if anyone was willing to take over care of his grandfather, she would have already been out of the family. |
| Sep 2nd, 2007 10:20 PM | |
| Perndog | Convince the rest of the family to shun her completely and find someone with a brain to take over granddad's affairs and money (and write Aunt out of the will). |
| Sep 2nd, 2007 10:01 PM | |
| VolCanon |
Get back at her by signing her up for porn mailing lists. Also, send her viruses disguised as "Apology.doc" or something. |
| Sep 2nd, 2007 06:49 PM | |
| MarioRPG |
"You leap to so many wrong conclusions that I really don't see any point in making much effort to clarify your thinking since every effort I make will just result in you zooming off in another wrong direction." She sounds like a nice person. Also, lol at Gadzook's mention of the "Tomato Venture". |
| Sep 2nd, 2007 05:49 PM | |
| Dr. V | He's Eric. Right? |
| Sep 2nd, 2007 01:10 PM | |
| Emu | Well yeah he's supposed to read the actual story if he wants the fax |
| Sep 2nd, 2007 11:54 AM | |
| Mr. Vagiclean | *gets out of class |
| Sep 2nd, 2007 11:09 AM | |
| GADZOOKS |
You didn't explain who Chojin is in this story (he could be the brother for all we know), the importance of saving money for Grandpap's medication, the Aunt character's leeching of said money, NOR did you even describe anything about the Aunt's tomato venture (the comedic relief). The summary is a foggy mess that barely scratches at the heart of the story. D - I expect better from you! See me after class! |
| Sep 2nd, 2007 09:17 AM | |
| Emu |
I'm going to make this with bullet points ● Grandfather falls ill ● Aunt sends what appears to be a money plea to brother, who sends a carbon copy to son ● Aunt wants to make video logs of her father, a reasonable plea ● Aunt suggests ridiculously expensive camcorder ● Eric mentions that camcorder is ridiculously expensive, suggests cheaper alternative ● Aunt moans because the webcam can't move away from the computer, doesn't have YouTube Upload Software like the camcorder, and that she will also be using the camcorder to upload her own brand of YouTube Magic ● Eric and aunt exchange thinly veiled insults |
| Sep 2nd, 2007 07:08 AM | |
| Dr. V | Yeah I'm so not gonna read all that. Could you give me the short version so I can make a dumb remark and never post in this thread again? |
| Sep 2nd, 2007 12:25 AM | |
| Evil Robot | They dont fund prisons where I'm from.....NOTHING FUNDS THE PRISONS!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!! |
| Sep 2nd, 2007 12:19 AM | |
| DuFresne | lol taxes fund prisons |
| Sep 2nd, 2007 12:17 AM | |
| Evil Robot | oH BY THE WAY , YOUR aunt with the tomatoes is a cunt and should be locked in jail so she cant leach off the good taxpayers of this nation. that bitch. |
| Sep 2nd, 2007 12:13 AM | |
| Evil Robot |
Your family is a bunch of politcal dissedents and you shold spend the rest of your life in Yodok with your imperialist aunt and grandfather. No but in all seriousness, you need to leave the area in which your parent live and not talk to them anymore. Dont have any sort of communication with you family as they will only try to sabattoge your relationships out of spite for your mother. (they are pissed about her leaving your father and will hold you accoutable). Sincerely, dear leader . |
| Sep 2nd, 2007 12:03 AM | |
| Emu | If she's going to be using it too, shouldn't SHE pay for it? lololo |
| Sep 1st, 2007 11:19 PM | |
| Terra |
Ban that bitch!! Seriously. You can DO THIS!! |
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