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Sep 27th, 2008 05:48 AM
JakeOfAllTrades I learned that although sensitivity is important to fulfilling a woman's needs, toughening up (with the help of the theme from Shaft in Africa and some manly tea) is important too so you can take the blows of life without feeling like shooting yourself like that Kurt Cobain guy did.

And it only took me 18 years, at least I found out just in time...
Sep 27th, 2008 05:40 AM
executioneer
oh wait no that's for catching FIRE whoops although you never know ladies might like fire too
Sep 26th, 2008 03:19 PM
RaNkeri No wonder I've never had a woman
Sep 26th, 2008 03:14 PM
Chojin Ahem this is the bait for catching women thread, not the catches for catching women thread.
Sep 26th, 2008 03:11 PM
RaNkeri
Sep 26th, 2008 03:07 PM
Tadao
Sep 26th, 2008 03:04 PM
wobzire Mermaids count as women.
Sep 26th, 2008 03:02 PM
Chojin Sea anemones on condoms?
Sep 26th, 2008 02:24 PM
Tadao
Sep 25th, 2008 07:42 PM
Tadao Gw is more woman than you can handle bub.
Sep 25th, 2008 07:08 PM
The Leader
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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman View Post
I attempt to attract women through my extensive knowledge of video games star trek and 19th century literature
a/s/l?
Sep 25th, 2008 06:56 PM
pac-man
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Originally Posted by Tadao View Post
You take your chances with each woman. That's why I keep a baby, kitten, puppy, and a couple of pints in my trunk at all times.
Be sure to feed them. Or at least rotate them out regularly.
Sep 25th, 2008 06:45 PM
Bod
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Originally Posted by Tadao View Post
You take your chances with each woman. That's why I keep a baby, kitten, puppy, and a couple of pints in my trunk at all times.
You know, I believe you.
Sep 24th, 2008 02:25 PM
Tadao Cute videos.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUk3T2Kfno&eurl
Sep 22nd, 2008 05:43 PM
MetalMilitia
Sep 22nd, 2008 04:55 PM
pac-man
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Originally Posted by wobzire View Post
If you have all those things you don't really need a woman.


Go on...
Sep 22nd, 2008 01:43 PM
Tadao None of those things have boobies.
Sep 22nd, 2008 01:40 PM
wobzire If you have all those things you don't really need a woman.
Sep 22nd, 2008 01:01 PM
Tadao You take your chances with each woman. That's why I keep a baby, kitten, puppy, and a couple of pints in my trunk at all times.
Sep 22nd, 2008 08:49 AM
Bod
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Originally Posted by Tadao View Post
Yes, that is effective at times.


The only thing this would show you is how fast I can run.
Babies scare me.

When I was a kid I accidentally dropped my neighbour's guinea-pig and it died the next day. Ever since I've had a fear of holding something small and defenseless, so I don't hold babies. This is why I own cats, they land on their feet. Give me a kitten anyday, there's so much cuter than babies and can be left with toys, a bed and some food when you need to go to the pub.
Sep 21st, 2008 06:00 PM
DevilWearsPrada

BAT FOR CATCHIN WOMAN
Sep 21st, 2008 03:19 AM
wobzire
Sep 21st, 2008 02:26 AM
Guitar Woman I attempt to attract women through my extensive knowledge of video games star trek and 19th century literature
Sep 21st, 2008 02:07 AM
executioneer
Sep 21st, 2008 12:31 AM
kahljorn lol the horse one made me laugh a lot
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