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May 24th, 2011 05:05 PM
Pentegarn
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Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost View Post
ANCIENT SPIRITS OF EVILLLLLL
May 24th, 2011 03:08 PM
kahljorn lol

so he made another prediction in 1994 that was also wrong

DO YOU SEE THOUGH? THESE FUCKERS SPENT MILLIONS AND GOOD DEALS OF MONEY. IF WE WOULDVE BEEN COLLECTIVELY SMART WE COULDA BEEN RICH
May 24th, 2011 12:46 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost
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Originally Posted by Pentegarn View Post
End of the world has been bumped back probably due to production delays to October 21st

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/...88e77a54652e0d

See you all back here on October 21st then
ANCIENT SPIRITS OF EVILLLLLL
May 24th, 2011 12:18 PM
Zhukov
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...he felt so terrible when his doomsday message did not come true
It must have been pretty embarrassing I will give him that.


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"I've been mocked and scoffed and cursed at and I've been through a lot with this lighted sign on top of my car," said Hopkins, 52, a former television producer who lives in Great River, New York. "I was doing what I've been instructed to do through the Bible, but now I've been stymied. It's like getting slapped in the face."
A big fat slap in the face by god himself, telling you that you are a moron who just wasted their life.

Fucking hell, this is the world we live in. Why does everyone not just understand that religion is bollocks? I can understand why it was around several centuries ago, but now it's just a bit ridiculous. If you want to be a good Christian, sell your fucking house and all your posesions and go and be good to each other. Stop being idiots. Christ.
May 24th, 2011 11:07 AM
Pentegarn End of the world has been bumped back probably due to production delays to October 21st

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/...88e77a54652e0d

See you all back here on October 21st then
May 22nd, 2011 09:07 AM
Pentegarn Apparently my internet got rapture'd last night too
May 22nd, 2011 01:55 AM
10,000 Volt Ghost
May 21st, 2011 09:08 PM
executioneer rap rap rap
don't let the rapture fool you
uh-uh
May 21st, 2011 08:31 PM
Ex Leper 2012 like we originally though I guess.
May 21st, 2011 07:44 PM
Colonel Flagg Wonder when the next one will be.
May 21st, 2011 07:26 PM
Pentegarn
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Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg View Post
Well that's a fine how-do-you-do! It's been a perfectly quiet day.

Would it have been too much to ask for a few zombies or something?
Or at least Gabriel's Horn
May 21st, 2011 07:24 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost I was going to be pissed if it happened at 6om because thats when my shift was ending. Couldn't have gotten me off a half day or shit.
May 21st, 2011 07:19 PM
Colonel Flagg Well that's a fine how-do-you-do! It's been a perfectly quiet day.

Would it have been too much to ask for a few zombies or something?
May 21st, 2011 07:03 PM
Tadao I feel all floaty and stuff.
May 21st, 2011 07:01 PM
Fathom Zero I pretty much just napped all day. What'd I miss?
May 21st, 2011 06:51 PM
Pentegarn Wow it's been quiet. Guess the rapture took everyone
May 21st, 2011 05:20 PM
Pentegarn I think you may be confused
May 21st, 2011 05:18 PM
MailCall I've got some warm cookies and cold milk set out just for Santa.
May 21st, 2011 04:59 PM
Pentegarn Sounds like a Bieberrific evening Colonel

EDIT: Or you could watch Sean Connery play Bond one last time in "Never say never again"
May 21st, 2011 04:56 PM
Colonel Flagg Maybe I'll just watch "Never Say Never" again, and call it a night.
May 21st, 2011 04:55 PM
Colonel Flagg 1 hour 5 minutes to go. Waiting for the apocalypse.
May 21st, 2011 03:40 PM
Ex Leper
NOTE: I didn't make this
May 21st, 2011 03:16 PM
Tadao Right now I'm downloading porn illegally. I should punch a baby in the face for good measure.
May 21st, 2011 02:41 PM
kahljorn WE COULDVE ALL BEEN RICH IF WE WOULDVE PLAYED OUR CARDS RIGHT
May 21st, 2011 02:37 PM
Shyandquietguy Provoke a horde of athiests to march in front of a church.

Don't know where I'm going with this but I'm sure it's hilarious.
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