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Jul 27th, 2008 07:02 AM | |
executioneer | penis, wocka wocka wocka |
Jul 26th, 2008 09:59 PM | |
Nick | Manstick. |
Jul 26th, 2008 09:14 PM | |
Kitsa |
The Hard Gay Penis Song "P to the N to the S to the Penis" |
Jul 25th, 2008 11:40 AM | |
glowbelly | hotdog and coconuts! |
Jul 25th, 2008 05:05 AM | |
sspadowsky |
I'm pretty sure I posted this on here a long time ago, but: My favorite euphemism for the male junk has always been "The Professor and his Colleagues." |
Jul 15th, 2008 03:40 PM | |
Fathom Zero |
intangible intananinigible |
Jul 15th, 2008 02:29 PM | |
Sacks | And that's when 4chan showed up. Nobody likes dicks more than 4chan. Nobody. |
Jul 13th, 2008 11:55 AM | |
mischief | well i like penis |
Jul 13th, 2008 04:48 AM | |
Guitar Woman | Hey when someone actually shows up from 4chan I'll make sure and let you guys know ok |
Jul 13th, 2008 02:05 AM | |
liquidstatik | jokes are intangible |
Jul 10th, 2008 06:12 PM | |
HellBeast | well........no i just bring around a bunch of crappy jokes that i glued together |
Jul 10th, 2008 03:10 PM | |
Tadao | They make 4chan in pocket book form? |
Jul 10th, 2008 03:03 PM | |
HellBeast | yeah i keep a pocket book of jokes on me at all times......just in case |
Jul 10th, 2008 02:20 PM | |
Shrubfest | Perhaps he has a kit... |
Jul 10th, 2008 02:10 PM | |
Tadao | Wow, you're good at this funny making thing. |
Jul 10th, 2008 01:36 PM | |
HellBeast | and how old are you little girl? |
Jul 9th, 2008 09:16 PM | |
Tadao | When HellBeast grows up he hopes to get a sense of humor for his sweet 16. |
Jul 9th, 2008 07:09 PM | |
Sethomas |
To me, the problem with the word "penis" is that it sounds like it's referring to the quiddity of pea. Hence, someday I must become a medieval philosophy teacher so that I can tell any number of jokes I have in store for the lesson to distinguish between quiddity and haecity. "Phallus"? "Noble organ"? Your comment about the tail etymology being lame might be true, but not only is penis cognate of the Romance language modern words for penis, but also in German the word for "tail" is more often used as a vulgarized reference to the penis. |
Jul 9th, 2008 07:07 PM | |
HellBeast | .....did you seriously just say you like the way penis flows off your tongue?? |
Jul 9th, 2008 07:03 PM | |
10,000 Volt Ghost | I like the way Penis flows off my tongue better than malestick. |
Jul 9th, 2008 02:02 PM | |
Kybo Ren |
scuba? sounds like someone needs some pee-nis it'll sound better then. |
Jul 9th, 2008 01:46 PM | |
Tadao | Who says penis? |
Jul 9th, 2008 01:06 PM | |
Jeanette X |
The word "Penis" Now is it just me, or does the word "Penis" sound really stupid? Pee-nis. Penis. Penis. It sounds like a cute nickname you would give a kid or a puppy. "Oh look, here comes little Penis now!" It doesn't even make sense, as it comes from a Latin word meaning "tail". A tail in the front? It doesn't flow like "vagina" or "vulva", its an ugly, stupid word. I propose we come up with a new clinical name for a man's dick. According to Wiki, the word used the English langage prior to the word penis was "yard". "the Yard, made up of two nervous Bodies, the Channel, Nut, Skin, and Fore-skin, etc."Physical Dictionary of 1684 However, I hardly think that "yard" will still work. I propose the word "malestick" as a substitute. Say it a few times. Malestick. Malestick. Sounds more dignified than "penis", doesn't it? Sounds more masculine, less likely to evoke giggles, more serious. Malestick. "The doctor examined my penis." vs. "The doctor examined my malestick." Which is less embarrasing to say? Which sounds less stupid? Malestick, that's what. So start a revolution. Start using the word "malestick" today! |