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Oct 16th, 2005 10:36 PM
jeneva I don't have any jokes yet, but I loved reading all of your joke posts. What a way to start the day... hehe
Oct 16th, 2005 12:44 PM
Archduke Tips Don't you dare look at me!
Oct 16th, 2005 08:39 AM
jin The "LOOK AT ME! I'M HILARIOUS!" thread. ;0
Oct 15th, 2005 04:58 PM
Archduke Tips One time I said to one of my coworkers, "I'm sorry... I wasn't paying attention, I was playing this game where I stab sharp things into my leg."
Oct 15th, 2005 10:43 AM
kellychaos well .. that started off with the funny
Oct 15th, 2005 10:19 AM
McClain I had an idea for a new reality show and I was telling it to my brother-in-law. It starred a bunch of Sheriff's and when they weren't cracking down on crime they were dancing. You know, like the robot and break dancing and shit. Anyway.
They would serve people warrants and then bust out in a dance. If the person that got served could dance better than the cops, the warrant would get reversed. It would be called You Got Served.
But I suppose you could include waiters, tennis players and butlers, too.
Oct 15th, 2005 09:36 AM
BubTheZombie I'm riding home from school on the bus, I was comparing God to Hitler to annoy the Pentecostal bus aide, and out of nowhere my friend Jamal interrupts the conversation with "Is there such thing as a movie called 'Tittyboy'?"

The look of sheer disgust smacked the old woman across the face like a Greyhound bus colliding with a small mammal.

You had to have been there. Or not. Shut up.
Oct 15th, 2005 03:32 AM
CaptainBubba This one time I was doing my chemistry homework for an upcoming project that had been assigned about 3 weeks prior and I was up at about 2am doing it. I thought it would be a good idea to take some coaffiene pills to wake myself up and continue working. I stayed up all night and finished my chemistry project! I guess you just had to be there.

This is a great thread btw!
Oct 14th, 2005 07:09 PM
Dole
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so i was in england visiting dole and we went to go see my crazy girlfriend, laura, and her boyfriend steve. we ended up at this horrifically american nightclub and guess what? got drunk.

yeah so much fun ensued. we got back to laura's place and after staying up for a bit and drinking more we finally went to bed.

this is where it gets fuzzy, so dole is going to have to take over for me from here.
I was drunk then, and I'm drunk now, so my memory is hazy at best...I remember us embarassing ourselves somehow, and us both being VERY drunk...that nightclub represented all the worst aspects of british life concentrated in one room. And I remember your friend laura wearing the most impractical outift I have ever seen a human wear!
Fun times though
Oct 14th, 2005 01:15 AM
Command Prompt
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Originally Posted by Sicktodeathmx
My compulsive masturbator friend

wow.
Oct 13th, 2005 10:09 PM
maggiekarp Tide Original Scent :/
Oct 13th, 2005 06:13 PM
Guitar Woman Kellychaos you STINK!
Oct 13th, 2005 04:18 PM
kellychaos Did the apparel exit the dryer with the scent of mountain-fresh goodness?
Oct 13th, 2005 01:12 PM
maggiekarp We were at the theater and saw a poster for Saw 2. We laughed at the tagline and that kind of became a joke. "Hey, will there be blood in that movie?" "Oh yes, there will be blood."

I don't know if that's really a "you had to be there" moment...

Last night, my mom griped at me about not doing laundry. "I don't hear the dryer going!" "I don't either, mom. We must be twins!" There was much laughing and then I did laundry.
Oct 13th, 2005 12:05 PM
Sacks
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Originally Posted by Immortal Goat
HAHAHA, IT'S FUNNY BEcAUSE ASIANS MISPRONOUNCE THINGS WITH "R" IN THEM!

There. I just proved that you don't have to be sharp to get it, because I got it, and I'm running on three hours of sleep.
Oh ok.
Oct 12th, 2005 10:21 PM
neojester12 One time we were at a high school football game, and this dude came up to me and said: "SUP FAGGOT?" then we threw him over the top of the bleachers, and he got impaled, and we drank his blood, laughed for a while, had anal sex in the bathroom, cried for a bit, then had more anal sex.

You just had to be there.
Oct 12th, 2005 09:17 PM
Comrade Rocket my friends girlfriend doesnt just tell jokes, she recites entire days in the whole "You had to be there" style.

one day i finally pointed it out. She was talking, " So we went through the drive thru and the guy at the counter was singing. So i started singing with him and me and brittney started laughing and he started laughing, then his manager came up and she started laughing."
I interupted, "you know what i like? Stories that are a lot funnier when your there in person."

-Dead silence for the rest of the ride-
Oct 12th, 2005 09:10 PM
DJ Potatoe DaisyHead's entire I-Mock existance. :-(

haha..baby dead
Oct 12th, 2005 07:01 PM
Immortal Goat HAHAHA, IT'S FUNNY BEcAUSE ASIANS MISPRONOUNCE THINGS WITH "R" IN THEM!

There. I just proved that you don't have to be sharp to get it, because I got it, and I'm running on three hours of sleep.
Oct 12th, 2005 05:58 PM
Sacks Me and some friends were sitting in this car parked outside this dude's house and theres this car parked in front of us. "DRUM MAJOR" is written on the rear windshield in white shoepolish or something and the D looks kind of like P. So anyway, we're waiting for our friend to come out and we're trying to figure out whos car it is and after a while we decide it's this guy we all don't like. So my friend is like "Go pee on the car dude" and I'm like "What if it's not him?" and he says "So what?" and I'm like "Well I'm not going to fuck with no asian plum major". Everyone kind of stopped for a second and then the explosion of laughter ripped through the car. Not only did you have to be there, but you have to be really sharp to get it at all.
Oct 12th, 2005 05:55 PM
kellychaos That's not a "you had to be there" ... that's funny regardless.
Oct 12th, 2005 05:46 PM
Sicktodeathmx My compulsive masturbator friend got skeet on a stuffed dog. We named the dog spooge dog. when he came by my house, I asked him about spooge dog. My mom said "What's spooge? That's a new one on me!"
Oct 12th, 2005 05:39 PM
kellychaos
Oct 12th, 2005 05:32 PM
Guitar Woman Only if you're below the age of 10.
Oct 12th, 2005 05:25 PM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by ItalianStereotype
BECAUSE IF ANYONE KNOWS ANYTHING ABOUT HUMOR, IT'S KELLYCHAOS
Well, I find you funny but, then again, so is dog poop in its proper context.
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