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| Feb 24th, 2007 12:52 AM | ||
| kahljorn |
anybody who tells you they have cleared their mind of thought is blowing smoke up your ass and i dont know what spiritual school they belong to. meditating with a clear mind is like one of the last steps in spirituality, there's other things that come first. Even then it's accepted as one of the most difficult tasks. I think there's one story that says the buddha told a guy he would become enlightened if he just didn't think about this one spot. Then thinking he would become enlightened if he didnt think about it made him think about it. that tricky bastard. |
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| Feb 23rd, 2007 09:33 PM | ||
| Spectre X | Anyone who declares that they are "so zen" aren't very zen at all. | |
| Feb 19th, 2007 04:44 PM | ||
| FartinMowler |
I have a friend that is into spiritualism and meditation. I don't think it's possible to absolutely clear your mind of any thought 
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| Feb 19th, 2007 01:17 PM | ||
| kahljorn |
"Being zen is sort of like being someone who does what they want and understands this, maybe? Maybe someone who appreciates a lot.. of the way that things come together, the way that things touch at the base." Maybe you guys should practice right speech and right thinking and shut the fuck up. SUGGESTION ONLY how can you act like you're into zen buddhism when they were ascetics? don't they shit on worldly pursuits? |
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| Feb 19th, 2007 09:01 AM | ||
| sspadowsky | Dear God. Don't try to define "Zen." You very clearly define "drunk." Stick with what you know. | |
| Feb 19th, 2007 05:15 AM | ||
| Kulturkampf | Being zen is sort of like being someone who does what they want and understands this, maybe? Maybe someone who appreciates a lot.. of the way that things come together, the way that things touch at the base. | |
| Feb 18th, 2007 03:57 AM | ||
| DeadKennedys | Buddhism and Anarcho-Capitalism: Two great tastes that taste great together! | |
| Feb 18th, 2007 03:00 AM | ||
| Johnnie | Dude, those were good times. Back when I lived in good ol' Ecuador, me and my friends used to make each other pass out by pressing the victims jugulars and then cutting out their breathing. Lots of laughs. I heard it made you lose brain cells like crazy tho. | |
| Feb 18th, 2007 01:29 AM | ||
| kahljorn |
 i didn't even think of thatwe used to do that skatermonkey it makes your face really red |
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| Feb 18th, 2007 01:26 AM | ||
| theapportioner |
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| Feb 17th, 2007 09:10 PM | ||
| SKATERMONKEY | My old chums at school used to get up against a wall and breathe really hard for five minutes. Then you get someone to push on your chest and it gives you a zen like feeling. Even that or you pass out. | |
| Feb 17th, 2007 05:16 PM | ||
| Emu |
Let's close his throat 
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| Feb 17th, 2007 04:54 PM | ||
| kahljorn | i know some good meditation techniques. This one supposedly works by manually opening and closing certain passages in the body and by manually controlling it you can "Cleanse" and calm down etc. they talk about it in some hindu writings | |
| Feb 17th, 2007 02:35 PM | ||
| sspadowsky | Who wants to bet he just tried meditation for the first time? No doubt he's proud that his powerful thighs could take the pain of extended sitting. | |
| Feb 17th, 2007 01:18 PM | ||
| Miss Modular |
One and Only is HILARIOUS. |
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| Feb 17th, 2007 05:15 AM | ||
| Emu |
A Buddhist wouldn't say that. 
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| Feb 16th, 2007 11:07 PM | ||
| The One and Only... |
I'm so Zen. Fucking A. Buddha rules you asscunts. |
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