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| Aug 13th, 2007 04:57 PM | |
| Cfr5 | Did you make that picture just to post it here, Gadzooks? |
| Aug 13th, 2007 04:50 PM | |
| Perndog |
I'm actually getting a new job as a copy editor at Target soon. 
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| Aug 13th, 2007 04:38 PM | |
| GADZOOKS |
Oh great, Dracula wants to be a proofreader. BLAH! ONE, TWO, THREE INSTANCES OF PASSIVE VOICE! HA HA HA! |
| Aug 13th, 2007 03:44 PM | |
| Esuohlim | You loose this round, Perndog :loo |
| Aug 13th, 2007 08:39 AM | |
| Perndog | Mr. Mockery and company, I would be quite satisfied by a simple "no, you pretentious asshole" to my original offer, so I can go ahead and give up hope. |
| Jul 29th, 2007 06:19 PM | |
| arg_zombies |
Did Jimmy's duct tape go on e-bay, and where can i find it? 
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| Jul 25th, 2007 11:27 AM | |
| Grislygus | No, it's not. joogetaneff. |
| Jul 25th, 2007 08:49 AM | |
| Perndog |
Run on sentences stick phrases together without proper transitions or punctuations like this one noob the sentence up there is a little long but perfectly fine 
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| Jul 25th, 2007 12:24 AM | |
| noob3 |
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| Jul 24th, 2007 08:25 PM | |
| FartinMowler |
i was going to write a script called THE THIRTEENTH COMMA  but I felt the whole numerogical movie thing lately has been done to death 
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| Jul 24th, 2007 02:38 AM | |
| noob3 | It's nice that somone who claims to be a grammar nazi types in huge, run on sentances. |
| Jul 23rd, 2007 11:31 PM | |
| MLE | This thread has made leaps and bounds towards mediocrity. |
| Jul 14th, 2007 08:51 PM | |
| FartinMowler |
Jimmy by Fartinmowler Narrator: a loner and looser and somewhat disoriented young man Jimmy was lost in a world of Bumpkins and Anal pornographers that had ripped through a 14 year olds life in less that a few years. Jimmy I had used Duct tape today Freddy (Jimmy's long time friend (speaks with a Southern drawl) Don't ask me to peel it off again, I can't stand to hear you cry and see the puss oozing Jimmy I Met my soon to be internet wife today Freddy (pulls out a gun) My father was in Nam jing Poon a Province of Pang Wang Long and your wife is going to be a whore Jimmy What? Why? Freddy I want to be on Youtube and you're my ticket to fame Jimmy Let me call my momma first (calls his mamma) momma? Momma Jimmy, I hope you didn't put Duct tape on your Anus again Jimmy I did and Freddy wants to be famous and is going to rip it off and put me on the World Wide Web for all the degenerate disgusting low life people to watch and humiliate me (starts crying and can feel the hair on his anus between the Duct tape) Momma (hangs up phone) Jimmy Momma? Freddy your soon to be wife is actually my sister that has two heads and no anus and I'm going to kill you and take your anus to save her Jimmy you were always the smart one Freddy Freddy Fuck you Jimmy (starts crying and rips off the Duct tape) Jimmy OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH that just wasn't right Freddy (pulls out a huge knife and cuts out Jimmy's anus and substitutes it for a Monkey anus) Jimmy (wakes up from the anesthetic and puts his hand on what used to be his Anus) It's smooth Freddy No more Duct tape Jimmy (laughs) Ha ha ha ha ha h a ha no more Duct tape |
| Jul 14th, 2007 07:47 PM | |
| Perndog | I like the I-Mockery message board. I write they're all the time. |
| Jul 14th, 2007 04:37 PM | |
| FartinMowler | Not that this is not a very nice sentiment, but I've learned not to write there instead of they're by having people correct and humiliate me. |
| Jul 14th, 2007 02:55 PM | |
| Perndog |
Proofreading Because, as everyone knows, I'm a grammar Nazi, and because, as few people know, I am extremely magnanimous, I would like to offer to proofread I-Mockery articles before they are published, at no charge. I can get things done same-day, and I promise not to make any editorial suggestions, changes other than spelling, punctuation, and word order, nor mocking personal remarks. I just want to be able to read a humor article without seeing "loose" used instead of "lose" once in a while. What do you think, guys? |
