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Nov 4th, 2005 02:25 AM

Pub Lover

Fuck being on-topic.

Nov 4th, 2005 12:01 AM

Rosenstern

I'm willing to bet it's the standard 20 frets+ about another foot for the body and tuning head. Now post on-topic, you retard.

Nov 3rd, 2005 10:49 PM

FurankuS

HOW BIG IS YOUR GUITARPENIS MR. GUITARPENIS

Nov 3rd, 2005 10:05 PM

Dixie

You don't have to lie, we know you're retarded. You can't hide something like that for more than 3 posts.

Nov 3rd, 2005 08:01 PM

Johnny Couth

I don't even know what Fark is.

Nov 3rd, 2005 05:11 PM

Dixie

Thanks for reposting from Fark! Loooooooserrrr.

Nov 3rd, 2005 04:00 PM

Johnny Couth

Halloween Prank

Quote:

Customer glued to toilet seat sues Home Depot
Man claims workers ignored cries for help after he was victimized by prank

BOULDER, Colo. - Home Depot was sued by a shopper who claims he got stuck to a restroom toilet seat because a prankster had smeared it with glue.

Bob Dougherty, 57, accused employees of ignoring his cries for help for about 15 minutes because they thought he was kidding.

“They left me there, going through all that stress,” Dougherty told The (Boulder) Daily Camera. “They just let me rot.”

The lawsuit, filed Friday, said Dougherty was recovering from heart bypass surgery and thought he was having a heart attack when he got stuck at the Louisville store on the day before Halloween 2003. A store employee who heard him calling for help informed the head clerk by radio, but the head clerk “believed it to be a hoax,” the lawsuit said.

Home Depot spokeswoman Kathryn Gallagher said she could not comment on pending litigation.

The lawsuit said store officials called for an ambulance after about 15 minutes. Paramedics unbolted the toilet seat, and as they wheeled the “frightened and humiliated” Dougherty out of the store, he passed out.

The lawsuit said the toilet seat separated from his skin, leaving abrasions.

“This is not Home Depot’s fault,” he said. “But I am blaming them for letting me hang in there and just ignoring me.”

Funny in one sense, horrifying in the other. I probably would of beleived it if I had been one of the employees.

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