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| Jul 24th, 2009 11:22 PM | ||
| kahljorn | i read one and it was stupid, and it was also the first time. | |
| Jul 24th, 2009 03:28 PM | ||
| Guitar Woman |
Kahl just feels like I'm cheating on him. Frankly, I'm FLATTERED that you stuck around to read all my drunk-posts on other websites! |
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| Jul 24th, 2009 06:41 AM | ||
| kahljorn |
Haven't you ever played real life? It's almost exactly the same! NURSES OR MAIDS? PERSONALLY IM THE SILENT HILL TYPE. STRICTLY CAT GIRLS |
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| Jul 22nd, 2009 03:22 AM | ||
| executioneer | you gotta drink water to keep from goin crazy! | |
| Jul 22nd, 2009 01:36 AM | ||
| Shyandquietguy | Man, this sucks. I'm not too creative with this. All I could do was name a randomly generated character Shatner because it's starting name was appropriately William. However, my guy hugged a roman, got punched, and didn't have the mental state to hold himself back and literally went grind house on the poor guy. | |
| Jul 20th, 2009 04:09 PM | ||
| executioneer | the question is why does SHE post there | |
| Jul 20th, 2009 02:42 PM | ||
| Guitar Woman | I think Asila is the only reason I even post on that shitstain | |
| Jul 20th, 2009 09:59 AM | ||
| Dimnos |
"the gospel of 11-foot-tall Rodney Dangerfield" Epic. Truly epic. 
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| Jul 20th, 2009 03:27 AM | ||
| executioneer | oh and f12 does screen caps although it jerks stuff around so fraps might still be a better idea | |
| Jul 20th, 2009 03:25 AM | ||
| executioneer | yeah REALLY EASY ones alt f1 restores all your health, alt f2 and alt f3 are your mental health and spirit holding uhh m and r at the same time unlocks all the miracles (good only as far as i can tell) plus you can open a save editor if you control y at the main screen or press S to skip to a certain part of the story while you're hovering over a save game slot | |
| Jul 20th, 2009 02:36 AM | ||
| Chojin | there are cheats? | |
| Jul 20th, 2009 02:01 AM | ||
| executioneer | oh man the cheats make this game almost passable | |
| Jul 20th, 2009 01:49 AM | ||
| bigtimecow |
so i google this game and one of the results i find is this http://www.gamedamage.net/forum/inde...showtopic=4319 you whore edit: lol and i just found this quote from someone on GW "the guitar woman effect; the more bullshit you write, the less credible you become " i'm sorry GW you're an alright guy/girl |
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| Jul 19th, 2009 11:42 PM | ||
| executioneer |
hilarious note: your character can be anywhere from one to eleven feet, and the pitch of your combat noises are based directly on how tall you are, so when you play an eleven foot tall it sounds like fezzig from princess bride is getting whaled on by the romans
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| Jul 19th, 2009 11:27 PM | ||
| Fathom Zero |
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| Jul 19th, 2009 09:31 PM | ||
| executioneer |
oh god i could barely get past the character creation. ITS JUST TOO MUCH. anyways without further ado: part the first of the gospel of 11-foot-tall Rodney Dangerfield  I TELL YA I'M HAVIN' A BAD WEEK, MY PSYCHIATRIST TOLD ME I'M GOIN' CRAZY! SO I ASKED FOR A SECOND OPINION, HE SAID "ALL RIGHT YOU'RE UGLY, TOO"  WHOOPS, THE ROMANS ARE COMING. SHOW'S OVER PEOPLE. YOU'VE BEEN A GREAT AUDIENCE  no respect, i tell ya  oh i bet you will, sweetheart 
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| Jul 19th, 2009 01:26 PM | ||
| executioneer |
god this made me laugh. i might have to actually play this  "GET OUT OF HERE DUDE YOU ARE WANTED FOR MURDER IN THIS TOWN" "*KA-BLAM*, there's what i think of that idea fuckface" |
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| Jul 19th, 2009 10:58 AM | ||
| Chojin |
fuck, this game is like impossible even when you try to play it right so jesus and i go to wreck this temple and jesus is like 'hay james, lol, if you meditate on the last chakra, you can totally become invincible' So i'm like 'awesome jesus let's do this brother' and i turn on invincibility, and run over to a roman. I kill one of them with a mighty swing of my sword and then immediately his friend turns around and cuts my fucking eyes out. I then go on trial, my one good eye pleading with the crowd, and am found not guilty, only to go insane from lack of water and begin involuntarily beating the judge, who then stomps a mudhole in me until i die. and you can't continue, so, that's that. *also jesus is the guy in red on the bridge, not the guy in purple. they look almost exactly the same and the one in purple claims to be the lord, idk why the author thought that'd be a great idea. When you beat up on jesus he just basically complains a lot and then cures your evil soul, and you're treated to his face being hilariously bloodied in all his cutscenes |
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| Jul 19th, 2009 07:56 AM | ||
| Chojin |
Did you know that you can hug people if you run into them? *hug roman soldier fondly* Roman soldier then cold-cocks me in the face and tells me i'm going to jail for assault, while my character stumbles around in the background, falling over twice. And then I'm condemned to be crucified, in a horrifying spectacle where I'm nailed to a cross while my health bleeds out. Below, Roman soldiers are beating people with bags of money. |
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| Jul 19th, 2009 01:29 AM | ||
| Guitar Woman |
This game is kingly! I played as a girl and ran around getting men pregnant by beating them up. Then I provoked a riot by wailing on the roman legions, and everyone just started brawling randomly. Then some guy threw a banana at me and I died
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| Jul 19th, 2009 01:16 AM | ||
| Chojin | Oh shit man, a guard cut my fucking arm off :< | |
| Jul 14th, 2009 09:18 PM | ||
| DevilWearsPrada |
Played this for like half an hour, john the baptist got all smart with me so I ripped his staff out of his hands and used it to show him who was the real weak one 
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| Jul 14th, 2009 08:16 PM | ||
| Guitar Woman | Little warning, you get bombarded with scripture every 5 minutes or so. | |
| Jul 14th, 2009 07:39 PM | ||
| Dimnos |
Quote:
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| Jul 14th, 2009 06:48 PM | ||
| Guitar Woman |
It's called The You Testament, and there's a D/L link in the first post. Basically it's Grand Theft Auto: Jesus Edition. You can study under Jesus and get magical powers and shit, and if your spirit bar is totally red you can meditate and learn evil miracles. Not to mention all the shit you can do with hand to hand combat, since it's based on the engine of Wrestlemania '98. As pictured in the first post. |
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