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Nov 13th, 2008 10:41 AM
DeadKennedys
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you could also try puttin that fucker on his back with your hand on his throat and making eye contact the whole time to let him know who is the boss
Right on.

I got a wolf/greyhound and he was a stubborn fuckin puppy. Wolf mixes (and and huskies and malamutes) really don't care about pleasing you. So I used to lay him on his back (submissive position oh no) for a while every day, and I treat him like a wolf, growling and bearing teeth when he begs etc. He's awesome now.

Those little dogs can be untrainable. They think they're hot shit and even a swift kick in the gut can't fix it. But it is fun when no one's looking
Nov 13th, 2008 01:41 AM
pac-man I couldn't if I were high.
Nov 13th, 2008 01:09 AM
Grislygus Yeah
Nov 13th, 2008 12:02 AM
Aaarg Do you think you can keep a straight face while making eye contact with this?
Nov 12th, 2008 11:38 PM
executioneer you could also try puttin that fucker on his back with your hand on his throat and making eye contact the whole time to let him know who is the boss
Nov 12th, 2008 11:20 PM
Aaarg Nope, we're in an apartment on the second floor. He's fallen down those stairs before, too. He was super excited and started running down and missed a step and just kind of flew. Landed on the ground and kind of slid for a little bit. I was worried, but then he got up and started running some more and it was hilarious.
Nov 12th, 2008 11:13 PM
LordSappington Do you live in a two story house or whatever?
You could grease the stairs.
It won't train them, but it'd be pretty damn hilarious.
But be sure to tell your girlfriend; in the words of my English teacher, 'BAAAAAAD JUJU!'
Nov 12th, 2008 11:02 PM
Grislygus And distract yourself from the real problem
Nov 12th, 2008 10:31 PM
Aaarg The behavior I created?

Actually I helped end a lot of the behavior that was problematic when I put money towards his neutering.

The fact that he's stubborn is in his breed.

This entire thread was meant to showcase how picky the Pekingese is.
Nov 12th, 2008 10:28 PM
Grislygus So Tadao was right about the nancy boy bit... but he didn't mention that you flail your arms at animals in an inept fury at the behavior you created...
Nov 12th, 2008 09:06 PM
Aaarg You got it. Both time, actually. I'm a redneck and I hit my dog in the legs with baseball bats and I'm a Valley girl and I cry when I have to discipline my dog.
Nov 12th, 2008 02:47 PM
Grislygus Or do you do the prissy California-girl thing, letting Precious Little Hellbeast run rampant and finally work up the nerve to spank it with a timid "no!" and then bawl helplessly
Nov 12th, 2008 02:46 PM
Grislygus "AH SPOILT THE HAYLL OUTTA THAT DOG, DAMN NEAR WENT FAHV HOURS WITHOUT WHUPPIN THE LITTLE SUMBITCH, YES AH DID"
Nov 12th, 2008 02:44 PM
Grislygus Beating dogs does not get the desired response.


It, uh, greatly aggravates behavioral problems. You schmuck.
Nov 12th, 2008 01:59 PM
Aaarg Dude, "my" dog was a year and a half years old when I met it. The other dog, the really obnoxious one, was like eight.

I hit the dog when it's bad, my girlfriend beats the shit out of it when it's bad. Me not beating its ass is how I spoil it, in addition to how frequently I play with him, take him outside, take him for walks, and the like.

The Pekingese is a stubborn breed, and anybody with any long-term experience with them will attest to that.
Nov 12th, 2008 01:36 PM
Grislygus HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SOLVE THE PROBLEM IF I'M NOT THERE GUISE but yeah I spoiled the shit out of it but hey whatev
Nov 12th, 2008 01:29 PM
Tadao
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Originally Posted by Aaarg View Post
I spoil that dog like it's my child.
If you ever breed children, please do not spoil them, you can already see the outcome in the dogs.
Nov 12th, 2008 01:26 PM
Aaarg I spoil that dog like it's my child.

I actually moved away from my girlfriend so that I could make more money for a few months than I was making up there. Not much of a job market in West Virginia, and the job I had was running me into a hole. My old boss was trying to get me to come back, so I'm here for a while.

Though I think I'm going to start making phone calls and trying to line up potential employers there, from here, so I can move back. Long distance relationships suck more when you actually like the person than they do when you're with somebody you hate because it's comfortable.
Nov 12th, 2008 12:48 PM
Tadao
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How do you solve the problem of a dog being spiteful, especially when your current location is ~250 miles away from the dog in question?
When the dog sees you, it should know in an instant that you are not to be fucked with and that you are there to take control of the situation. You however, are a knobby kneed wreck and that is why your girlfriend lives so far away from you. She keeps hoping that one day she'll visit and you'll be a man and then she will stay forever, until then she will just keep accepting gifts and cash from you.
Nov 12th, 2008 12:43 PM
Grislygus No salsa, just guacamole
Nov 12th, 2008 12:38 PM
Tadao Hey! Where's the fucking salsa!
Nov 12th, 2008 12:37 PM
MattJack jkjk

It's hard to have a girlfriend that lives by/with you when you moonlight as a serial killer/rapist
Nov 12th, 2008 12:36 PM
MattJack When you finally see each other it makes the love makin that much sweeter
Nov 12th, 2008 12:29 PM
Grislygus Your girlfriend and her dog live approximately 250 miles from you?

What is it with these long distance relationships around here
Nov 12th, 2008 12:11 PM
Aaarg How do you solve the problem of a dog being spiteful, especially when your current location is ~250 miles away from the dog in question?

I wasn't complaining about the dog, anyway, just relating a story.
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