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Dec 25th, 2007 12:49 AM
Cfr5
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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman View Post
Do we really need 3 active Clement threads at once

I mean, 1 is usually too much anyway
0 is too much. We need at most -4.
Dec 24th, 2007 11:49 PM
ZAKO the GREAT
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Originally Posted by Jonathan Clement View Post
Say what you will about me, but leave my friends alone!
that's a rare species called Cercopithecidae-Matthewlous.
you can actually sell him to any lab and earn a few bucks to buy yourself a candy bar.
Dec 24th, 2007 03:15 PM
Guitar Woman Do we really need 3 active Clement threads at once

I mean, 1 is usually too much anyway
Dec 24th, 2007 03:14 PM
Qwarx
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Originally Posted by Jonathan Clement View Post
Say what you will about me, but leave my friends alone!
If you insist.
Dec 24th, 2007 03:02 PM
Tadao I'm gay for Matthew
Dec 24th, 2007 02:33 PM
Jonathan Clement Say what you will about me, but leave my friends alone!
Dec 24th, 2007 02:32 PM
Guitar Woman shut the fuck up
Dec 24th, 2007 02:23 PM
Qwarx does he still have twitchy eyes?
Dec 24th, 2007 02:18 PM
Jonathan Clement Yeah, but I might not see him for several months when I move!
Dec 24th, 2007 01:54 PM
Qwarx Are you still friends with that Matthew dude?
Dec 24th, 2007 01:50 PM
Emu never again
Dec 24th, 2007 01:20 PM
Jonathan Clement
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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman View Post
Jon, I noticed you took down your CUHRAAAAAAAAAZY antics in that one video!

What the hell, man!
Eh, It was bothering me. I thought it really hurt my credibility. Wasn't that funny, anyway. I'll never be a DaxFlame.
Dec 24th, 2007 04:44 AM
Tadao Oh, and if do get layed, the rule is you have to last at least 10 minutes before you cum. That's average. Anything below that means you're gay.
Dec 24th, 2007 03:37 AM
Sacks
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Originally Posted by Jonathan Clement View Post
Uh... Cause they're sexy? And soft? And nice to hold? Cause I'm a horny 17-year-old? What straight guy DOESN'T like girls? Besides, if christianity is true, then it's unfair that some get to have sex and I have to miss out cause I was ABSTINENT like God TOLD ME to be!
You are weak like a little baby. Stop watching Fruits Basket and watch Point Blank with Lee Marvin and Taxi Driver. Stop eating quiche. Start doing pull ups on jungle gyms in bad neighborhoods and running in the morning in a ratty gray sweat suit. Grab the pearl and ride the dragon's wings you sad bastard, because only then will you truly be able to pick up women and understand their evil ways.
Dec 24th, 2007 03:35 AM
Guitar Woman Jon, I noticed you took down your CUHRAAAAAAAAAZY antics in that one video!

What the hell, man!
Dec 24th, 2007 03:32 AM
ZAKO the GREAT i just cant fxxking believe this thread is still active...
Dec 24th, 2007 02:37 AM
Tadao Hey there Johnathan, I just found out about you today via this forum group. Errrr hmmmmm I'm speachless. What would JC say?
Dec 24th, 2007 01:17 AM
kahljorn Kids sure grow up fast!
Dec 24th, 2007 12:09 AM
Jonathan Clement
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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman View Post
You know, uh, being an athiest doesn't mean slutting yourself out as much as possible

I don't!
Of course. I know that. I don't want to have sex until I find somebody I really like. I also use that argument against christians! I'm going to do a series on my youtube channel called "Christian ownage".
Dec 23rd, 2007 07:01 PM
Guitar Woman You know, uh, being an athiest doesn't mean slutting yourself out as much as possible

I don't!
Dec 23rd, 2007 05:11 PM
Jonathan Clement
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WHY ARE GIRLS SO IMPORTANT TO YOU? ARE YOU 13? ARE YOU SECRETLY GAY? WHAT IS IT!
Uh... Cause they're sexy? And soft? And nice to hold? Cause I'm a horny 17-year-old? What straight guy DOESN'T like girls? Besides, if christianity is true, then it's unfair that some get to have sex and I have to miss out cause I was ABSTINENT like God TOLD ME to be!

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Who wants to start a money pool on how many dead Asian girls will be found in his freezer?
Come on, I'm not THAT creepy!

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Jonathan you know how in Christianity it's a sin to kill yourself? I think you should rebel against that
And waste the only life I may have? That would defeat the purpose. I might as well go back to being a christian...
Dec 23rd, 2007 12:15 PM
Emu Jonathan you know how in Christianity it's a sin to kill yourself? I think you should rebel against that
Dec 23rd, 2007 08:29 AM
ValientKid Who wants to start a money pool on how many dead Asian girls will be found in his freezer?
Dec 23rd, 2007 12:23 AM
Sam XD
Dec 22nd, 2007 10:24 PM
Sacks WHY ARE GIRLS SO IMPORTANT TO YOU? ARE YOU 13? ARE YOU SECRETLY GAY? WHAT IS IT!
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