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Apr 14th, 2003 10:27 PM
SisterOFMercy you people are probably not attractive...

barney sings..

" i love you, you love me, who needs friends? when my hands are free...?"
Apr 6th, 2003 10:09 PM
Royal Tenenbaum Because he is an insensitive jerk.
Apr 6th, 2003 08:37 PM
xangeldavidx why would yer boyfriend be mad if he caught you? .... anyway
Apr 3rd, 2003 06:02 PM
Cybernetico ............

Apr 3rd, 2003 04:45 PM
Dixie my boyfriend caught me once, he asked why i hid the fact i did that. i asked why wasn't he mad. the answer came shortly after i did. apparently he wants to watch when i do. i'm good with that.
Apr 3rd, 2003 03:27 PM
The Unseen I never get caught, i am a ninja so i hide in the shadows
Apr 3rd, 2003 01:15 PM
kellychaos What? ... like you got it caught in a vegetable ... or a vice?
Mar 16th, 2003 12:54 PM
soundtest sounds like a hilarious contest! somebody should really make a show about that!!
Mar 16th, 2003 12:26 AM
cenamalo never got caught (i lock my friggin door) but once i was doing it and my tennis coach called me. i didn't know what he wanted so i kept going. that's about when i realized i needed to stop, and i actually quit masturbating a week later. 1year, 6months and counting. my friends got a pool to see when i'll bust
Mar 15th, 2003 11:54 PM
kirkis I wasn't caught masturbating, but i was caught watching porn and about to masturbate. I was watching porn, then i paused it and when to get a rag, and i came back and my dad was right there. yeah. my boner was gone in a sec.
Mar 15th, 2003 03:39 PM
The Retro Kat I was caught once, then it splurged out in her face.
Mar 15th, 2003 08:48 AM
Bod Never been caught wanking as I'm too subtle, but I've been caught shagging plenty of times. A few times in a park, once on a dissused bridge (seems it was still in use) and once in a firestation. Wouldja believe the alarm went off and all the firemen turned up!
Mar 14th, 2003 11:27 PM
soundtest DAMN YOU CHUN LI AND YOUR IRRESISTABLE ASS
Mar 14th, 2003 03:20 PM
Skulhedface Call me kooky, but if you're going to pick on someone for having a small penis, wouldn't it make more sense to say also he has BIG breasts?
Mar 14th, 2003 11:31 AM
Raize
No

No, but I've caught people.

The best way to handle the situation is to constantly talk about it, including the small size of their penis/breasts.
Mar 2nd, 2003 08:24 PM
Captain Robo
Mar 2nd, 2003 02:01 AM
Skulhedface "Caught Masturbating".

One suggestion: MOVE OUT OF YOUR PARENTS' HOUSE.
Mar 1st, 2003 03:25 PM
Rez
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Originally Posted by Jixby PhiIIips
one time my mom caught me putting a bottle up my ass.. she got mad and smashed it over my head.. my boner went away to


dammit, people are trying to look at whatsofunny...
Feb 24th, 2003 03:31 PM
slavemason The thing I hate most about my new job is there aren't any good places to jerk off. I've always managed to find a nice spot or dozen at my other jobs but the new one is too crowded. I think that's why I stick around I-Mockery.
Feb 24th, 2003 01:17 PM
Jixby Phillips WAIT A SECOND!!!
Feb 24th, 2003 12:21 PM
Jixby PhiIIips one time my mom caught me putting a bottle up my ass.. she got mad and smashed it over my head.. my boner went away to
Feb 23rd, 2003 09:18 AM
Darryl
Carni, I am impressed that you could analyze his typing style and arrive at that conclusion.
Feb 23rd, 2003 06:23 AM
Malevolent You lack the opposable thumbs necessary to grip your cock.
Feb 23rd, 2003 02:22 AM
Mystic_Powers this one time i was in the living room when no one was home i as watching the little boy malesting channel so of course i started wacking off them my dad walked in he said on your knees boy. I was liek OMG then i started to liek it and i got into it. Then of course my hoe of a mom walked in and ruined it and kicked me out. I hope that hoe dies i hadn't even comed yet when she kicked me out. But its ok i whent to my room crawled out the window and whent to my neighbors house where old mrs johnson lives. Shes 84 by the way. Well i was liek of yea and she said on your knees and eat the muffin. She had an old wrinckly crusty puntang. It was all dry so i had to put alot of lub on it just to eat it out but its ok. After about 10 minutes we switches and my dad walked in and he said on your knees boy and i said im all ready on my knees. So he said ok well just lick my balls i was like ok then for soem strange reason after lickign his balls i whent and ate a snake cake and i cumed in my paints from easing a snake cake well thats my imberrrasing story i hope it made ya kill your self !!! thanks again. If u just read this u shoudl be shot in the face
Feb 23rd, 2003 01:48 AM
GnrySgtHartman LOL
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