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Mar 25th, 2012 03:55 AM
Tacobot Jurassic Arc...clever girl i'd watch it. thanks for sharing, very interesting adventures you have and the articles are great.
Mar 24th, 2012 04:32 PM
Dimnos
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Originally Posted by Kitsa View Post
Catholic wackiness differs greatly from Protestant wackiness.
This.
Mar 24th, 2012 05:34 AM
kahljorn darkvare do you even learn evolution in schools

its because in america we have all this stuff called knowledge and technology and science and religious people realize this and it makes them feel stupid so they try to justify themselves
of course you're not going to have that in a place thats very religious/mexico
Mar 24th, 2012 05:33 AM
Kitsa Catholic wackiness differs greatly from Protestant wackiness.
Mar 24th, 2012 12:34 AM
darkvare i don't get it people over here are very religious and you don't see this kind of stuff maybe the cristeras war still keeps priests in line
Mar 23rd, 2012 09:47 PM
Dimnos
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Originally Posted by Kitsa
Slick and expensive-looking animatronic scientists explain that dinosaur fossils could not possibly be millions of years old, because the Bible (their interpretation) tells us that the Earth is only a few thousand years old.
So when determining the age of the world, they take a literal interpretation of the bible as the word of god...

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Originally Posted by Kitsa
So, yeah, there were lots of dinosaurs in the Bible. They just got dropped from the text due to some unexplained bias of the authors.
but then admit that some shit was left out by human authors.


I recently watched Bill Mahers Religious. Im not a big fan of his but it was a rather amusing film. In it i believe he goes to the creationist museum and talks with the head guy.

Mar 23rd, 2012 05:12 PM
Colonel Flagg Drugs will do that.
Mar 23rd, 2012 03:21 PM
ThrashO
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Originally Posted by Tadao View Post
What is this in reference to?
i think i had a point. but now it is gone.
Mar 23rd, 2012 01:01 PM
Colonel Flagg It's slightly less fictional than fiction?

I visited their website, and noted their address, at first glance read "Bullshitsburg Church Road". Whoops, my bad.
Mar 23rd, 2012 12:07 PM
Zhukov Velociraptors were actually very small and had feathers .... oh shit; the creation museum is slightly more correct than Jurassic Park.
Mar 23rd, 2012 07:27 AM
Kitsa I was thinking maybe they started out small, as herbivores, before Eve fucked up. After that, when God said, "Oh, screw it, eat whatever you want", they got some meat on their bones and got huge.

I was a little confused about that whole herbivore/carnivore delineation because it seems as if that would have made them a little difficult for Noah to handle. I had this vivid mental imagery of Utahraptors and Velociraptors tear-assing around and ripping up the other occupants of, you know, Jurassic Ark.
Mar 23rd, 2012 12:40 AM
Zhukov Maybe the dinosaurs in the Bible where smaller, and then they evolved to be bigger.

Everyone wins.
Mar 22nd, 2012 08:17 PM
Mad Melvin

Always get a chuckle out of this one.
Mar 22nd, 2012 07:42 PM
darkvare i was thinking damn nah had some balls you know hauling all thsse dinosaurs but then i saw they were the size of ponies in the diorama so they are just scalley animals no biggie
Mar 22nd, 2012 07:34 PM
Tadao
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Originally Posted by ThrashO View Post
athiest liberals are just as big of fags as christians.
What is this in reference to?
Mar 22nd, 2012 04:45 PM
ThrashO athiest liberals are just as big of fags as christians.

Pretty bad ass that noah was telling dinosaurs what to do though.
Mar 22nd, 2012 03:36 PM
Esuohlim I thought they were put there by God himself to test our faith. Because God is an insecure teenager with low self-esteem and needs to trick us into validating him.
Mar 22nd, 2012 03:33 PM
Tadao
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Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg View Post
I wonder what these guys would say about this? After all, camels are in the Bible.
A devote christian I met a long time ago told me that dinosaur bones were put in the earth by satan to convince us that god isn't real, thus totally winning the high score of human souls.
Mar 22nd, 2012 03:10 PM
kahljorn i hope they clone that thing it would be a great pet
Mar 22nd, 2012 03:04 PM
Tadao or even poop!
Mar 22nd, 2012 03:04 PM
Tadao
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Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg View Post
Are they afraid that someone might want to deface their museum attractions for the purposes of devil worship, or worse, atheism? Just wondering ...
You can still jerk off in the bathroom and throw your cum on gods creations.
Mar 22nd, 2012 02:50 PM
Colonel Flagg I wonder what these guys would say about this? After all, camels are in the Bible.
Mar 22nd, 2012 02:41 PM
Colonel Flagg
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Originally Posted by kahljorn View Post
but they have extremely rare and expensive disnosaur fossils that date back only 6000 years
Ahhh, apparently those were the ones with the "This fossil was created on March 21, 3989 B.C." tags.
Mar 22nd, 2012 02:39 PM
Colonel Flagg Are they afraid that someone might want to deface their museum attractions for the purposes of devil worship, or worse, atheism? Just wondering ...

This is another one of those times where I can't wait to get home, outside the firewall, so I can view this treasure trove in its entirety.
Mar 22nd, 2012 01:39 PM
kahljorn but they have extremely rare and expensive disnosaur fossils that date back only 6000 years
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