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Sep 17th, 2006 02:45 PM
Big McLargehuge
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Most of all act like willy becase bitches fucking love that shit.
what
like willy nilly i mean. and my girf loves dudes like you. IF YOU LIVED BY ME I WOULD TOTALLY LET YOU TOUCH HER BOOBS.
Sep 11th, 2006 09:08 PM
Fathom Zero
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I FEEL THE SAME WAY, though I really don't talk to girls all that much. THEY FLOCK TO ME Then they get mad at me because I don't listen to them or they don't like my sense of humour and call me mean. I don't care much. They're really annoying.
Isnt it great that you can say anything on the internet and no one can call shenanigans?
No. Because I am very truthful when it comes to the internet. Why else would I have an alias?
So you can lie out your ass.
Only an idiot needs an alias to lie. I need an alias because I am telling the truth. Why do you think the Witness Protection Program gives people new identities when they're telling the truth. By your rationale, you can keep your identity as a witness and say you didn't witness anything and everything would be honky-dory.
Sep 11th, 2006 12:22 PM
executioneer
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Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
Most of all act like willy becase bitches fucking love that shit.
what
Sep 10th, 2006 11:14 PM
Gorlack the Destroyer
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Originally Posted by Fathom Zero
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Originally Posted by Fathom Zero
I FEEL THE SAME WAY, though I really don't talk to girls all that much. THEY FLOCK TO ME Then they get mad at me because I don't listen to them or they don't like my sense of humour and call me mean. I don't care much. They're really annoying.
Isnt it great that you can say anything on the internet and no one can call shenanigans?
No. Because I am very truthful when it comes to the internet. Why else would I have an alias?
So you can lie out your ass.
Sep 10th, 2006 06:48 AM
Fathom Zero
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Originally Posted by Gorlack the Destroyer
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Originally Posted by Fathom Zero
I FEEL THE SAME WAY, though I really don't talk to girls all that much. THEY FLOCK TO ME Then they get mad at me because I don't listen to them or they don't like my sense of humour and call me mean. I don't care much. They're really annoying.
Isnt it great that you can say anything on the internet and no one can call shenanigans?
No. Because I am very truthful when it comes to the internet. Why else would I have an alias?
Sep 10th, 2006 05:26 AM
maggiekarp what the vagina is only three inches deep what kind of midget ladies have you been spelunking
Sep 9th, 2006 10:25 PM
Big McLargehuge girls like cunnilingus more than anything else. They also like thick cock cause length doesnt really matter considering the vagina is onle like 3 inches deep.

also massage their feet and tell them you think their hairs are sexy. Most of all act like willy becase bitches fucking love that shit.
Sep 9th, 2006 07:05 PM
Grislygus Oh, people call shenanigans allright.
Sep 9th, 2006 05:03 PM
Gorlack the Destroyer
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Originally Posted by Fathom Zero
I FEEL THE SAME WAY, though I really don't talk to girls all that much. THEY FLOCK TO ME Then they get mad at me because I don't listen to them or they don't like my sense of humour and call me mean. I don't care much. They're really annoying.
Isnt it great that you can say anything on the internet and no one can call shenanigans?
Sep 9th, 2006 03:07 AM
Sam X_x
Sep 9th, 2006 02:54 AM
Wiffle Bat I never heard of stockholm syndrome, about money and cars, All I have is an old 1982 Hatchback my parents gave me, and a few dollars now and then. Im still too young to earn decent money. Thanks for you guys' inputs. Im still having trouble talking to girls, but I will try to be more calm. Also in wikipedia there is an article called "Love Shyness" its like a phobia of the opposite sex. Really wierd I feel like it has hit the nail on the head for what I really feel. ;__;
Aug 26th, 2006 08:35 AM
MetalMilitia GAY
Aug 26th, 2006 07:06 AM
Fathom Zero I FEEL THE SAME WAY, though I really don't talk to girls all that much. THEY FLOCK TO ME Then they get mad at me because I don't listen to them or they don't like my sense of humour and call me mean. I don't care much. They're really annoying.
Aug 26th, 2006 04:53 AM
Marc Summers My experience with most girls is that they're manipulative and try to make me feel bad about myself if I don't/refuse to follow commands D:

Well they can go screw themselves with a big fat pickle okay they're mean D:

I'm serious D:
Aug 26th, 2006 04:03 AM
executioneer girls dont liek boys girls like cars and money ;_;
Aug 26th, 2006 02:54 AM
Supafly345 She probably never liked you wiffle. I find that most girls when you first apporach them will make up stuff like that to soften the blow when you hear they don't like you.

"I have to wash my hair that night" syndrome its called.
Aug 25th, 2006 10:13 PM
James I can tell you what planet they're NOT from.

Pluto.


Wiffles, there's one surefire way to get a girl to like you. Tell me, have you ever heard of Stockholm Syndrome?
Aug 25th, 2006 06:38 PM
executioneer women are from romulus men are from vulcan ;_;
Aug 25th, 2006 06:37 PM
Trash No they're not, they're from Uranus.

Aug 25th, 2006 05:51 PM
MetalMilitia Venus I hear
Aug 25th, 2006 05:49 PM
executioneer
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first things first: girls are not from a different planet
omg are too
Aug 25th, 2006 05:44 PM
MetalMilitia In matters of the heart you should always turn to Dr. Seuss for instruction.


Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
- Dr. Seuss
Aug 25th, 2006 05:41 PM
Jeff The Ninja I feel your pain Wiffle Bat. I have a Hard time talking to girls too. Its a good thing I can make people laugh easily. I think that if you want to get on someones goodside, tell them a joke (its easier if there is a group of people, Both male and female) and try to be yourself.
Aug 22nd, 2006 07:48 AM
glowbelly first things first: girls are not from a different planet

if you stop thinking of girls as this weird species from a different world, you might have an easier time talking to them.

chances are if conversations aren't lasting more than a couple minutes she either:

1. doesn't like you
2. feels the same way you do

ask her.
Aug 22nd, 2006 06:54 AM
Wiffle Bat
This girl I like

This girl I like, hates me. Not because Im abnoxious or anything. She hates me because It took me so long to talk to her, 3 years. Thing is, she liked me too, but not anymore. Im so shy to talk to them girls, its like they come from a different planet. Any tips on how I can win her? I tried talking to her, but nothing comes out of it really, we just talk for a minute and stop. I feel really awkward ><
Even if I try to talk about the things she likes, nothing really comes off it. Its really awkward X_X
Is there such a thing called girl-o-phobia?

And no, im not gay

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