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Jan 25th, 2009 08:12 PM
ZeldaQueen What? Seriously? Fine.

I'll have to see if I can find another pic of myself on the computer...

Doesn't matter to me.
Jan 25th, 2009 06:51 PM
Tadao Hey ZQ, you have hit 500 posts already. You need to post another pic of yourself if you want to keep posting here.
Jan 25th, 2009 06:40 PM
ZeldaQueen
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Originally Posted by Fathom Zero View Post
That's it. My first son is going to be named "Major Major".
You very well could.

I shall be naming my daughter "Hermione Granger Weasley".
Jan 25th, 2009 11:15 AM
Miss Modular
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And that's just bull, them saying they did it to honor their German ancestory.
Yes, and Hitler was also Austrian.

Also, as someone who is of both (partially) German and Austrian ancestry, I can tell you that no sane person of that background wants to associate themselves with Hitler. In fact, most of us want nothing to do with him.

Certainly, if they were going to give their kid a cartoonish German/Austrian name, they couldn't have named Adolf "Schnitzel"? Or "Strudel"? Or "Von Trapp"?
Jan 25th, 2009 01:06 AM
Fathom Zero That's it. My first son is going to be named "Major Major".
Jan 25th, 2009 12:54 AM
ZeldaQueen You never know. The name "Wendy" didn't really get too popular until after Peter Pan was written, so arguably plenty of people that time were naming their daughters after literary characters.
Jan 24th, 2009 11:06 PM
Fathom Zero No shit.

And I highly doubt that dipshit parents that get investigated are cerebrally-oriented enough to even have read Salinger's Rye, much less name their kid after the main character.
Jan 24th, 2009 10:44 PM
ZeldaQueen
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Originally Posted by Zhukov View Post
Holden is a car company and Bundy and Cola is short for Bundaberg Rum mixed with cola.
Oh...

But Holden Caufield was the name of the main character in "Catcher in the Rye". His name is believed to have come from movie stars (as the character felt the movies were "phony")
Jan 24th, 2009 08:59 PM
Zhukov Holden is a car company and Bundy and Cola is short for Bundaberg Rum mixed with cola.
Jan 24th, 2009 07:06 PM
ZeldaQueen
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Originally Posted by Dimnos View Post
True. I was more trying to show how they could be lumped together.
Yeah. I guess the "political spectrum"' is kind of up to interpretation to a degree. But I find it amusing when people say something like "You're a fascist commie!" as nobody could be both.

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My friend works in for child protection services, and he has a peg board in his office for putting all the retarted names they hear up on. Posh Spice is popular, Subaru, Holden, Ford, Jim Beam, Bundy-and-Cola, Shane Warne. He says that a name isn't enough to take a child away for, but every stupid name they come across is always followed up by a case of some other form of more serious abuse. Like forgetting to feed them or giving them drugs.
Well Holden was the name of the kid from "Catcher in the Rye". I guess though that in the case of the more extreme names ("Bundy-and-Cola? Where the heck's that one from?), it would probably say something about the parents...

Now that I think about it, director Ron Howard apparently names his kids after the places they were conceived at. His daughter - and actress - Bryce Dallas Howard got her name because she was conceived in Dallas, Texas at Bryce Hotel. I wonder if she ever had to do a report on school about how her parents decided to name her...
Jan 24th, 2009 06:03 AM
Zhukov 'S not.

My friend works in for child protection services, and he has a peg board in his office for putting all the retarted names they hear up on. Posh Spice is popular, Subaru, Holden, Ford, Jim Beam, Bundy-and-Cola, Shane Warne. He says that a name isn't enough to take a child away for, but every stupid name they come across is always followed up by a case of some other form of more serious abuse. Like forgetting to feed them or giving them drugs.
Jan 24th, 2009 03:13 AM
kahljorn communism and fascism are both totalitarian ;o
Jan 23rd, 2009 11:51 PM
Dimnos
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Originally Posted by ZeldaQueen View Post
Well in any case, Communists and Fascists are against each other.
True. I was more trying to show how they could be lumped together.
Jan 23rd, 2009 09:15 PM
ZeldaQueen Well in any case, Communists and Fascists are against each other.
Jan 23rd, 2009 04:40 PM
george maybe they took the kid cuz he didnt get a bday cake.

poor little fella.
Jan 23rd, 2009 04:18 PM
Tadao Cool video.
Jan 23rd, 2009 03:32 PM
Dimnos
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Originally Posted by ZeldaQueen View Post
What? I just hate it when people automatically lump Communism and Fascism together. They're actually on complete opposite sides of the political spectrum. Commies are far left and Fascists are extreme right.
http://www.wimp.com/thegovernment/
Jan 22nd, 2009 08:47 PM
executioneer yes but they were both mass-murdering fuckheads to quote a standup comedian
Jan 22nd, 2009 08:34 PM
ZeldaQueen What? I just hate it when people automatically lump Communism and Fascism together. They're actually on complete opposite sides of the political spectrum. Commies are far left and Fascists are extreme right.
Jan 22nd, 2009 08:30 PM
Tadao JAPANOPHILE!
Jan 22nd, 2009 08:22 PM
ZeldaQueen Nah, Communism's one of the big ones that Fascism hates. Hitler had an uneasy alliance with Stalin, but they basically hated each other and wound up fighting anyway.

Now if he was named Hirohito Showa, that might work a bit better.
Jan 22nd, 2009 06:21 PM
MattJack The Doctor reveals his name is Joseph Stalin Rogers, and then the Dr. and Mr. Cambell high 5

plot twist
Jan 18th, 2009 12:10 AM
ZeldaQueen Kind of makes me wonder how the nurses and doctors who delivered the babies reacted.

Doctor: Congradulations Mrs. Cambell! It's a boy!

Mrs. Cambell: Oh, I'm so happy! I'm going to name him Adolf. Adolf Hitler Cambell.

Doctor: W...T...F...?
Jan 17th, 2009 10:15 PM
MattJack Those kids would never stand a chance in an inner city school.
Jan 17th, 2009 10:01 PM
ZeldaQueen They weren't even trying with that. If they just named the kids "Adolf" or "Eva", then that would be a little odd, but understandable. But it's pretty danged obvious what they were going for with "Hitler" and "Aryan Nation"!
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