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Sep 1st, 2003 06:37 PM
Emu "What's that, boy? Johnny's in the well?!"
Aug 31st, 2003 04:51 PM
Big McLargehuge
I will bark to warn your mom and dad
if something seems a little queer.
Does this mean that if the child tries teh gaysecks the dog will alert the parents?
Aug 31st, 2003 09:33 AM
FartinMowler My dog just sniffs my balls.
Aug 31st, 2003 05:45 AM
Jixby Phillips Guardian Angel

I have a guardian angel,

who has a fuzzy face.
she likes to press her cold nose
right upon my face.
She gives me sheltie kisses,
and helps tuck me into bed.
Then she rests right down beside me
and lays down her own sweet head.

She snuggles up beside me
and whispers in my ear,
"I love you little child
you have nothing to ever fear,
for I will be watching over you
all through out the night."

"I will watch the shadows,
as they creep across the wall
and listen for the little mouse
that might run down the hall".
"I will bark to warn your mom and dad
if something seems a little queer.

No need to worry that a burglar
may break in our home my dear".

So you see I know that I am safe
and loved by my furry sheltie friend.
She'll always be right by my side
until our journeys end.

By: Lucia Marie Crane

copyright 1998
Aug 31st, 2003 03:41 AM
Big Papa Goat Marilyn, enlighten us further with your infinite knowledge of divine entities by beginning a thread on the topic in the Philosophy forum.
Aug 30th, 2003 11:34 AM
kellychaos A mormon came by the house and told me that there were still a couple hundred heaven allocations remaining ... so I bought a time share.
Aug 30th, 2003 12:09 AM
Carnivore There will never be an inappropriate time for this picture.
Aug 29th, 2003 11:23 PM
Tristes is very angry because Yugi took his cokaine away.
Aug 29th, 2003 11:15 PM
Aug 29th, 2003 11:15 PM
Perndog At least you still believe He exists, though. That's all that matters. :saint
Aug 29th, 2003 11:14 PM
whoreable I cant believe god would hate us so much especially when he blessed us with your presence!
Aug 29th, 2003 11:12 PM
Marilyn Or that just what you beleive.
Aug 29th, 2003 11:12 PM
Sam I bet God has really cool hair.
Aug 29th, 2003 11:09 PM
glowbelly THERE IS NO HELL
Aug 29th, 2003 11:06 PM
Black Flag well, he's some kinda jerk now isn't he?
Aug 29th, 2003 11:05 PM
Originally Posted by george
you know in the bible, when they talk about god having swords coming out of his mouth?

well, god really hates this guy.


NOW BEAT IT PERNDOG, glowbelly and i want to rub our swollen parts together to see if they will stick to the wall.
Why does every one think god is so great? He hates every one and we're all going to hell no matter what.
Aug 29th, 2003 11:00 PM
Black Flag thanks guys
Aug 29th, 2003 10:47 PM
noob3 hi
Aug 29th, 2003 10:44 PM
glowbelly "hey you gotta penny?"
Aug 29th, 2003 10:43 PM
george jixby is so tan
Aug 29th, 2003 10:41 PM
whoreable It gives me a boner to see my username in thread titles.
Aug 29th, 2003 10:31 PM
glowbelly you know how i typed up there that nobody liked those other two people whose users names i can't remember right now?


mcclain is also more than welcome to stay...

time for fun picture:

Aug 29th, 2003 10:28 PM
UtterParadox The coast is clear...

The rebellion targeted me, but so far they haven't found me...

Wait a minute... If I post, then...

Aug 29th, 2003 10:27 PM
Krythor What if I agree with everything you say, glow?
Aug 29th, 2003 10:26 PM
Perndog Okay, okay, I'm gone. I'll go hang out in Loveline. I hear the easy girls are in there
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