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May 31st, 2003 10:09 AM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by Chojin
I've settled on someplace magical. A place far above the woes of this grey world. A place you call a treehouse. The echoes of our nubile eloping lost to the world in the timeless branches of suburban woods
You should feel lucky. The location I was offered in "man-making" was an interstate truck stop. I turned it down because I wanted it to be more special ... plus I needed to be cuddled afterward.
May 31st, 2003 06:05 AM
FS
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Just think, Drakely - I'm the perfect girlfriend. You won't be able to get me pregnant.
May 31st, 2003 05:38 AM
Jixby Phillips wow...what's this...how pathetic!
May 31st, 2003 02:45 AM
Johannas i want one too!

DTH
JOHANNAS
May 31st, 2003 02:14 AM
Anonymous Drakely, you haven't written back...I'm beginning to afear that your inbox is full and can't receive pms.

I don't even know your e-mail. So I suppose I've have to swallow my pride and post my message to you here. But fear not, gentle Drakely; I have nothing to hide.

Quote:
From: Chojin
To: GothNAPrepsBody
Posted: Thu May 29, 2003 1:26 pm
Subject: Drakely, Drakely, Drakely...

That message was for your eyes only, sweetness. But it's okay; Now that you know, I'm sure you'll obey my every command as if I were teasing you with a pack of razors.

The more you think about it, the more it excites you, doesn't it? Just think, Drakely - I'm the perfect girlfriend. You won't be able to get me pregnant. No matter how drunk I might get.

I've been thinking about it, turning it over in my head where our first encounter should take place. I've settled on someplace magical. A place far above the woes of this grey world. A place you call a treehouse. The echoes of our nubile eloping lost to the world in the timeless branches of suburban woods. That is where I will make you a man, Drakely.

Playfully yours,
Chojin
May 30th, 2003 09:58 AM
Anonymous I see you've been keeping our secrets to yourself like a good little slave, Drakely.
May 30th, 2003 09:22 AM
GothNAPrepsBody Only if your god
May 30th, 2003 07:24 AM
Captain Robo You want God to commit suicide?
May 30th, 2003 06:56 AM
GothNAPrepsBody
Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain Robo
Quote:
Originally Posted by GothInaPrepsBody
Oh.. and robo maybe you should...
In case you haven't noticed, you're a goth.


Yeah so I don't run around depressed or mutilating myself but god if only you would comit suicide
May 29th, 2003 05:23 PM
Schimid
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Originally Posted by Captain Robo
Quote:
Originally Posted by GothInaPrepsBody
Oh.. and robo maybe you should...
In case you haven't noticed, you're a goth.
May 29th, 2003 12:39 PM
Captain Robo
Quote:
Originally Posted by GothInaPrepsBody
Oh.. and robo maybe you should...
In case you haven't noticed, you're a goth.
May 29th, 2003 12:32 PM
Pub Lover
Quote:
Originally Posted by GothNAPrepsBody
Inbox :: Message
From: Chojin
To: GothNAPrepsBody
Posted: Wed May 28, 2003 3:40 pm
Subject: hear me out
Just saw your picture, so now I have a face to match with the name. You're not going out with that girl anymore, right? Or at least not for a while? We could have some good times, my sweet Drakely. I long to slip my lance far beyond where the light of our world shines. I know beneath your scaly frame you share this passion. Your parents won't understand, I know. No-one but me can. But that's all you'll need, Drakely. All you'll ever need.


You're legal, right?
Why do I never get the good PM's?
May 29th, 2003 11:44 AM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by hardcrow
If there was a smiley that was running away and pukeing I would use it right now you sick fuck...
Denial isn't just a river in Egypt, huh?

P.S. Chojin, you used to post more directly to me when I was new and you thought my sweet ass was up for grabs. Just 'cause I'm not ... you know ... doesn't mean I don't like the attention.
May 29th, 2003 07:05 AM
Schimid JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, CAN YOU BE THAT STUPID?
May 29th, 2003 07:00 AM
GothNAPrepsBody Inbox :: Message
From: Chojin
To: GothNAPrepsBody
Posted: Wed May 28, 2003 3:40 pm
Subject: hear me out
Just saw your picture, so now I have a face to match with the name. You're not going out with that girl anymore, right? Or at least not for a while? We could have some good times, my sweet Drakely. I long to slip my lance far beyond where the light of our world shines. I know beneath your scaly frame you share this passion. Your parents won't understand, I know. No-one but me can. But that's all you'll need, Drakely. All you'll ever need.


You're legal, right?


Crow, Mariz... I need the fucking barf bucket pass it over


Oh.. and robo maybe you should...
May 29th, 2003 06:55 AM
GothNAPrepsBody
Quote:
Originally Posted by hardcrow
If there was a smiley that was running away and pukeing I would use it right now you sick fuck...


Heres Close 8-)
May 28th, 2003 11:06 PM
CaptainBubba This thread compells me to make a "I swear I'm not a virgin...really I'm not thread" in loveline.

Gothy: I had sex with my step-sister when we were 8 and she got Aids and died. I know what its like to go through an unexpected spontaneous and akward sexual experience.

In case, and I don't know WHY this would be the case, you don't find it believable here are some details! Her name was rachel and she had brown hair and she cried alot when I gave her my Aids. It was sad. Her mom still won't forgive me. I go there every Sunday and appologize for killign here daughter with my Aids. Sometimes we do it. The end.
May 28th, 2003 11:49 AM
Captain Robo
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Originally Posted by GothNAPrepsBody
Pyro you have a good point but you really shouldnt put my posts with all my greatness down to such a low level as robos after all it is a disgrace just remember to lock your windows and doors or your sure to die.
So, what you're really trying to say is that you're a dumbshit?

I don't know if I should or .
May 28th, 2003 11:37 AM
hardcrow If there was a smiley that was running away and pukeing I would use it right now you sick fuck...
May 28th, 2003 11:34 AM
James Oh, you stupid little bitch. First off, I didn't even know you existed until just now, let alone PM you. You're trying to capitalize on something. And once I figure out what that something is, I'll laugh at you.

Besides, everyone knows I sexually harass young boys in public only. After all, I want everyone to know how I'd make you beg to feel my throbbing pole of manflesh invade your sensitive den of anal tissue. You sassy little boy.
May 28th, 2003 11:23 AM
hardcrow OK this shit is getting ridiculous

From: Jamesman
To: hardcrow
Posted: Wed May 28, 2003 4:52 am
Subject: I THINK IM IN LOVE!
Hiya newbe! Just from your few new posts I know that you are HOT, from the tone of them I think your a boy. I hope so Ive been wanting to expierence some man love, with and IN me/you if you know what I mean...wink.

How old are you?

Your future boy toy,
James


WTF?
May 28th, 2003 11:06 AM
kellychaos
Quote:
Originally Posted by GothNAPrepsBody
Pyro you have a good point but you really shouldnt put my posts with all my greatness down to such a low level as robos after all it is a disgrace just remember to lock your windows and doors or your sure to die.
Bearshit!
May 27th, 2003 07:44 PM
James Gothypoo, the Bringer-downer of Souls!

He's rides about on a wave of tears, shooting looks of pouty and sad at all those who oppose him.

Having full knowledge of every suburban and upper-class area in the world (because that's where the preppies are), he enters homes through open windows, and attacks his enemies with stories of pregnant 15-year-olds, until their heads burst from laughing so hard.

Be afraid. Be... very afraid.
May 27th, 2003 12:58 PM
FS His elemental dragon witchcraft cannot be barred by stone nor steel!
May 27th, 2003 12:38 PM
Jeanette X
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Originally Posted by GothNAPrepsBody
Pyro you have a good point but you really shouldnt put my posts with all my greatness down to such a low level as robos after all it is a disgrace just remember to lock your windows and doors or your sure to die.
More empty threats. You don't even know where he lives.
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