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Jun 5th, 2008 01:41 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost Went camping last week and the pick up line of the night was "Hey, I'm really drunk right now but you should give me your number when I'm sober so I can remember it."
May 28th, 2008 09:48 PM
Girl Drink Drunk I think I got it from Yul Brynner's IMDB, with the grammar like that (my bad).
May 28th, 2008 06:07 PM
MLE treachous?
May 24th, 2008 08:38 PM
Girl Drink Drunk "You are a treachous little peacock and you are food for the gods and I'm going to have all of you."
May 19th, 2008 11:52 AM
T-Rex thepiecocktaster :lawlocoaster
May 17th, 2008 04:23 AM
Sethomas I think you were probably born because of one coupled with alcohol abuse that continued through the entire pregnancy.
May 16th, 2008 09:18 PM
thepiemockmaster man some people are born with bad pickup lines
May 16th, 2008 12:25 PM
caffman my friend who is more forward than I always uses, without fail, this one.

"fancy a fuck?"

Works, I'd say, 2 out of 10 times.
May 14th, 2008 09:26 PM
JediScum I almost puked until i remembered Tom Waits in "The Mystery Men"

Say it with me.... "Heller"
May 14th, 2008 04:15 PM
Kybo Ren You may be old enough to be my grandmother, but you're young enough to be my lover.



*use at nursing home, prepare for gummers
May 14th, 2008 04:10 AM
T-Rex Wanna see sum dikk?
May 13th, 2008 03:06 AM
Esuohlim *THINGS I FIND SEXY*

-BLUE EYES
-SKINNY WRISTS
-ATHEISM

DO YOU FIT ALL CRITERIA? [ ] YES [ ] NO

PRINT NAME HERE ___________________

DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH DATING TOTALLY RANDOM STRANGERS? [ ] YES [ ] NO

IF "NO", THEN PROVIDE PHONE NUMBER HERE ___________________

PLEASE DROP INTO ANY USPS CERTIFIED MAILBOX
May 13th, 2008 12:56 AM
JediScum the previous post is a true story... i just left out the part where the woman (she was older than 17, which was my age, at the time) looked at me like, "Jesus, another dumbass kid who's never been to Chicago".
May 13th, 2008 12:30 AM
Chojin And when you woke up, your pillow was gone.
May 12th, 2008 08:41 PM
JediScum Once I smeared rubber cement on the fly of my jeans, before this hot girl was about to walk past me. When she was in front of me, I light it on fire and said, "My loins are burning for ya, baby".
May 8th, 2008 08:19 AM
Cosmo Electrolux
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sethomas View Post
"I lost my virginity, can I have yours?"
the winner....
May 7th, 2008 11:07 PM
Sethomas "I lost my virginity, can I have yours?"
May 7th, 2008 10:55 PM
executioneer "CAN I SEE YOUR VAGINA, ITS FOR A SCHOOL PROJECT"
May 7th, 2008 09:28 PM
JediScum "OH MY GOD!!!! That's a great dress you're wearing.... but it would look better on my bedroom floor"
May 7th, 2008 10:19 AM
Cosmo Electrolux how many drinks would it take you get you out of your clothes?
May 7th, 2008 06:12 AM
executioneer
Quote:
Originally Posted by WhiteRat View Post
It's a big one but it does the job:
SIGNED, WILLIE
May 7th, 2008 03:42 AM
JediScum and you pick up babes or dudes with that how?
May 7th, 2008 02:01 AM
Esuohlim
May 7th, 2008 01:09 AM
WhiteRat It's a big one but it does the job:
May 6th, 2008 09:00 PM
Colonel Flagg You wait here, and I'll bring the etchings down.

- James Thurber
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