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Mar 23rd, 2011 12:08 AM
Evil Robot II I searched all of those on google maps but I cant find any of those areas.
Mar 23rd, 2011 12:01 AM
Evil Robot II BA BA BOEY!!!!!
Mar 22nd, 2011 11:57 PM
anniepaula22
Kellogg Insurance Marketing is a Utah-based company.

A BLOO BLOO BLOO BLOOOO
Jan 21st, 2011 12:51 AM
Shyandquietguy Hey man, don't blame the folks, blame them damn guvment types who're hidin' them super fast funny cars that run on the sun man. We'd all ride that shit.
Jan 13th, 2011 08:55 PM
Evil Robot
Jan 13th, 2011 08:53 PM
Evil Robot It's because of the iphones operating system. It has had problems in the past involving daylight savings time and it's possible the birds didn't know what time it was or had no signal.
Jan 11th, 2011 02:05 PM
Pentegarn I suspect bird Jim Jones
Jan 11th, 2011 12:19 PM
Tadao 5000 birds drop dead in one day (it happens all the time don't worry about it).

6 people killed in a shooting by a mentally disturbed kid (OH SHIT LET'S FIND OUT HOW THIS COULD HAVE HAPPENED SO THAT IT NEVER HAPPENS AGAIN).

Heh, they way the human race prioritizes what effects our mortality is comedic.

Over fishing the ocean - Our fisherman need money.

Solar energy - It's not cost effective.

I'm not saying that all these birds dying is the end of days, I would like to see a little more effort in finding out why though. So far it would seem that experts guess at why this happens and that's that. All this nonchalant attitude towards our ecosystem is gonna catch us all up. Shame on you people. SHAME ON YOU.
Jan 11th, 2011 11:53 AM
Dimnos I noticed a dead dog on the side of the road on my way in to work today too.

Jan 10th, 2011 03:13 AM
executioneer
Jan 10th, 2011 03:08 AM
Zhukov I found about ten dead flies on my window sill today, do you think that it's related?

Also, a dead dog in a skip outside the local pub.
Jan 9th, 2011 07:54 PM
Evil Robot search my tagline on google
Jan 7th, 2011 12:07 AM
Zhukov JUST SAW A DEAD BIRD OUTSIDE MY HOUSE. Could have been the heat though; it's 50 fucking degrees.
Jan 6th, 2011 08:01 PM
Dr. Boogie Arctic Air Blast is my favorite gum flavor, by the way.
Jan 6th, 2011 08:00 PM
executioneer i'm willing to blame the whole thing on texas myself
Jan 6th, 2011 07:55 PM
Zhukov
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Originally Posted by Dimnos View Post
Dead birds in Texas were obviously shot


I'm willing to go with Tadao's food chain explanation, until elx walks in here and tells me off for thinking that.
Jan 6th, 2011 06:31 PM
MLE
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
not that kind of dark
Jan 6th, 2011 04:36 PM
executioneer oh my gah and now theres two "bombs" what went off in state offices in maryland

IM SKURRD
Jan 6th, 2011 04:33 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost
Jan 6th, 2011 03:04 PM
executioneer not that kind of dark
Jan 6th, 2011 03:02 PM
Tadao
Jan 6th, 2011 03:00 PM
executioneer its the work of dark wizards
Jan 6th, 2011 02:12 PM
kahljorn WONDER IF THIS IS RELATED TO THE BEE PROBLEM :O
Jan 6th, 2011 02:05 PM
Dimnos Dead birds in Texas were obviously shot
Jan 6th, 2011 01:32 PM
Tadao "Texans are observing hundreds of dead birds on an East Texas bridge"
"they think it likely the birds get hit and killed by motor vehicles while walking, roosting or flying on and around the bridge."

I'm too lazy to care, since John is blaming it on birds being so scared of loud noises that they will now dive bomb into the ground, I suppose I can blame 100's of birds on one bridge on the cars.
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