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Mar 23rd, 2010 01:17 AM
executioneer SCANDALIZE SOME DIGGERS
Mar 22nd, 2010 09:08 PM
Colonel Flagg Thanks, Nick.

You're right, GG, he deserves death. With pain.
Mar 22nd, 2010 08:36 PM
Nick He's talking about this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXiwa86HqqI
Mar 22nd, 2010 06:58 AM
Zhukov
Mar 22nd, 2010 06:36 AM
executioneer i'd rather be a trapper anyday than some dirty digger

i could catch a helpless animal
skin it with my bare hands
i'd wake up muddy
and go to bed bloody
cause i'm a trappin' man
Mar 22nd, 2010 05:37 AM
Supafly345
Digger Smolken?
Mar 21st, 2010 09:15 PM
Colonel Flagg http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...php?t=69699573
Mar 21st, 2010 08:53 PM
Zomboid Sports forum
Mar 21st, 2010 07:03 PM
Grislygus INFRACT ME, I KNEW EXACTLY WHAT I WAS DOING

I'm pretty much hoping to get Mattjack's input here, if he IS that one NASCAR fan around here that I remember
Mar 21st, 2010 06:52 PM
Esuohlim Hey Gus, put yourself in my shoes for a minute. Wouldn't you also want to infract the fuck out of a NASCAR post? You're putting me in a hard situation here
Mar 21st, 2010 06:47 PM
Grislygus You don't want to know.
Mar 21st, 2010 06:44 PM
Sam what?
Mar 21st, 2010 06:43 PM
Grislygus
Dear "Digger"

Since I now live with people who watch NASCAR, I have been introduced to you. The NASCAR fans want to shoot you both on principal and out of irritation. I want to torture you because you make NASCAR even worse. No one loves you, except for the announcers who chuckle stupidly and declare "THARS DIGGER! HYUCK! ANYWAY AS I WAS SAYING, THE WINGS BEING REPLACED BY THE SPOILER BLAH BLAH-"

But wait! You have a FAMILY now. Maisy Duke, the "sexy, inbred woodchuck". A senile, half-blind gopher in a wheelchair. With SOUND EFFECTS. Ooh, and there's the precious "Digger Cam"! Watch out, Digger, the cars are gonna run you over!

What? You want me to buy Digger gear? I can proudly adorn my chest and head with buck-toothed redneck rodents?! FUCK YES, WHERE ARE THE BEER HATS?



Love, your murderer

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