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| Apr 16th, 2006 02:28 PM | ||
| the_dudefather |
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| Apr 9th, 2006 05:52 AM | ||
| Rev. Danno |
do what I do for lent, give up on being sobber... Honestly, do what makes you feel better, you are not hurting anyone, and confess to your local priest, or go to a church you don't go to normally and confess... But don't feel guilty. |
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| Apr 4th, 2006 02:43 AM | ||
| Sethomas | lol you can be wrong to me anytime am i right guys. | |
| Apr 4th, 2006 01:41 AM | ||
| Terra |
I need to apologize to MLE. Her thread in General Blabber makes perfect sense now. I'm so sorry MLE! FORMAL APOLOGY!!! (fuck me for being wrong) |
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| Apr 2nd, 2006 12:59 PM | ||
| ZimTheHomicidalManiac | Yes i am but..SURVEY SAYS weak and irritable | |
| Apr 2nd, 2006 12:50 AM | ||
| Emu |
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| Apr 1st, 2006 09:58 PM | ||
| maggiekarp | Glue sandpaper to your hands | |
| Apr 1st, 2006 09:43 PM | ||
| ZimTheHomicidalManiac | Hey GUYS did you know that people who masturbate are usually weak and irritable and cant get none just letttin you know | |
| Apr 1st, 2006 06:52 AM | ||
| DamnthatDavid |
I say, Video games of cartoony charachters. But hey, masturbation is letting into your primal drives. Mind over body, and soon you will have the power to levitate. Or fall and miss the ground. |
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| Mar 31st, 2006 05:42 PM | ||
| Fathom Zero | It's like that movie "Forty Days and Forty Nights", only less entertaining. | |
| Mar 31st, 2006 03:03 PM | ||
| Skulhedface |
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| Mar 31st, 2006 02:47 PM | ||
| Esuohlim | Isn't lack of sexual release sort of a bad thing to do to yourself? | |
| Mar 31st, 2006 01:37 PM | ||
| Dole | they end in golf for the older gentleman | |
| Mar 30th, 2006 08:49 PM | ||
| Emu |
Wet dreams tend to not end in expulsion as you get older. 
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| Mar 30th, 2006 07:28 PM | ||
| derrida | Don't you get wet dreams if you don't have sex or masturbate? | |
| Mar 30th, 2006 04:32 PM | ||
| Johnny Couth | Should of given up carbonated beverages. | |
| Mar 30th, 2006 03:10 PM | ||
| ziggytrix | Amen. | |
| Mar 30th, 2006 02:05 PM | ||
| Dole | If your God will punish you for knocking one out, its time to get a new God. | |
| Mar 30th, 2006 09:21 AM | ||
| Terra |
Please post pictures. Nobody can help you if you don't post pictures. We are all buddies on the internet. |
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| Mar 30th, 2006 02:21 AM | ||
| Sethomas |
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH Over the winter I started in my first regular sexual relationship, even though there was no relationship beyond that. Being a good Catholic and feeling guilty for that, I decided I'd give up ALL copulation for Lent--including masturbation. I've done it like three times before, so it's never been that hard. Err, I mean, it's never been that difficult. Enter the problem: I've been on medication for three years that is quite notorious for destroying one's sex drive. When I first started on it, I had no virility whatsoever, but after time went by I got it back despite the meds. Well, the meds were causing more harm than good. So, I quit them (with doctor's consent) a few weeks ago. With the combination of all these factors, the past four weeks have been hell. My member is hanging like twice as long as usual and it perpetually feels like it's going to explode. It doesn't help that I suddenly have all kinds of free time to spend on the computer, so all I do for most of the day is look at girls at my college I should meet on myspace and facebook. (Make fun of me for this, I sure do.) It's frustrating that it'd be really awkward if I DID contact any of them, because I don't want to explain, "Hi, I'd really like to meet, but if you so much as touch me in the next two weeks I'll cream myself and we don't want that". I just want the remainder of Lent to pass by quickly and painlessly. Then I can go back to my self-loathing hedonism. |
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