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|Jan 3rd, 2009 11:47 PM|
Please get me into grad school as a matriculated student. If that isn't feasible, please get me a good job or an internship or something. If that isn't feasible, please at least send me a strapping young man who will let me ride him like a mechanical bull.
|Jan 3rd, 2009 10:11 AM|
AND FUCK YOU
|Dec 27th, 2008 09:07 PM|
|10,000 Volt Ghost||It's gotta be from Santa's home.|
|Dec 27th, 2008 05:54 PM|
|DevilWearsPrada||if it's home made then santa doesn''t need to bring it :/|
|Dec 27th, 2008 02:37 PM|
|Evil Robot||I want a home made flame thrower, a pile of cash, and a plane ticket to canada. Also some neosporin for my third degree burns.|
|Dec 26th, 2008 03:25 PM|
Please fill others with so much depression that they go on a murdering rampage. The news is kinda boring today. Thanks for the socks!
|Dec 26th, 2008 06:16 AM|
As much as I find the image of you unleashing wrath upon an unsuspecting public hilarious (strictly as a mental image), I humbly request that you spread your holiday goodwill by delivering an important message to other would-be murderers:
Please, if you are suicidal, simply eliminate yourself. If you want to eat a shotgun, kindly have the decency to do it BEFORE aiming said shotgun at innocent civilians and setting fire to their home(s).
This is my Christmas wish.
Oh, and a brand-new fully-loaded Chevy Malibu, if you can fit it in between homicides.
P.S.- Seriously, eat that double-ought buckshot, but not before giving me that car. Prick.