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Sep 25th, 2009 12:06 AM
Misdemonar HAHA THIS THREAD IS FOR NERDS WHINING ABOUT TOYS WHEN THEY ARE WELL PASS THE AGE FOR PLAYING WITH TOYS HAHA
Sep 24th, 2009 03:28 PM
captain516 Their Batman toys ruled, wish I still had mine...
Sep 24th, 2009 11:54 AM
robo_rob
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Kenner is where it's at, amirite guys?
Love Kenner
Sep 24th, 2009 11:31 AM
stevetothepast hahaha I was thinking about commenting on your number 10 also.
Sep 24th, 2009 11:03 AM
Dimnos 6) He makes the men of I-Mockery wish man rape upon him, and no man should wish man rape on another man.

7) He induces a vomiting sensation.

8) His avatar give the impression he is a Wiesel despite Shaq not being a wiesel... maybe.

9) He complains about knee joins on toys.

10) He wants Star-Wars esque Harry Potter toys.
Sep 24th, 2009 10:41 AM
10,000 Volt Ghost
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Thank you Mattel for this glorious hate thread where I can express my feelings of hate for Durrsomething and his felonies.

1) He makes lame threads about lame shit.

2) He gives off the impression that he is mentally handicapped.

3) He makes lame posts in otherwise good threads.

4) He brings a certain degree of "gay" to he boards in general.

5) He pulls "information" out of his ass to make bogus claims.

In my head I picture your avatar reading this from a rolled parchment and its hilarious.
Sep 24th, 2009 10:39 AM
stevetothepast Godammit when I see dumbshit and microshit on the same page I know I have stumbled into the wrong thread.
Sep 24th, 2009 10:21 AM
Dimnos Thank you Mattel for this glorious hate thread where I can express my feelings of hate for Durrsomething and his felonies.

1) He makes lame threads about lame shit.

2) He gives off the impression that he is mentally handicapped.

3) He makes lame posts in otherwise good threads.

4) He brings a certain degree of "gay" to he boards in general.

5) He pulls "information" out of his ass to make bogus claims.
Sep 24th, 2009 01:39 AM
Tadao The reason why I'm fond of The Leader is because if someone doesn't make what he wants, he'll suck it up and make it his own dam self.
Sep 24th, 2009 01:32 AM
captain516 Kenner is where it's at, amirite guys?
Sep 24th, 2009 01:16 AM
executioneer i liked the intellivision, i guess
Sep 24th, 2009 01:14 AM
LordSappington O thought Durr was finally banned for being generally retarded?
Sep 23rd, 2009 10:30 PM
robo_rob Holes in Batman Brave and The Bold? I don't quite follow...

BTW, the smaller figures are great! Like MEGO pocket heroes or GI JOES. I was always mad as a kid when I couldn't fit Wolverine or Superman into GI JOE vehicles properly.
Sep 23rd, 2009 09:56 PM
Tadao sandal tans are sexy
Sep 23rd, 2009 09:30 PM
MattJack Oh wait we're talking about toys n shit. Something tells me that Mr. Mockery has some awesome Mattel toys from 1982 that will refute this whole thread, so now I'm going to talk about shoes.

I bet you wear sandals.. SAM

typical californican
Sep 23rd, 2009 09:17 PM
MattJack But I wear DC shoes

They are blue and white. How can you say such a thing?
Sep 23rd, 2009 08:34 PM
Sam DC SUCKS
Sep 23rd, 2009 07:53 PM
darkvare what exactly is number 5 and well i don't care much about any of the series you mentioned i don't buy dc comics nor toys so whatever
Sep 23rd, 2009 07:51 PM
Tadao Does the PS3 come with a game that teaches English comprehension and grammatical sentence structure?
Sep 23rd, 2009 07:47 PM
Tadao
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Originally Posted by Microshock View Post
Yeah it definitely won't be a funny thread now
I knew you would try to be witty. What irony in your words. Your sentence states that your post killed all chance. It's like I'm fucking psychic.
Sep 23rd, 2009 07:39 PM
Microshock
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Originally Posted by Tadao View Post
I BET THE COMPANY WOULD BE AWESOME IF THEY CROSSED OVER WITH HANNA-BARBARA AND ANTIQUE ROAD SHOWS! I LOVE ALL 3 THINGS SO MIXING THEM TOGETHER WOULD BE A GREAT IDEA. I'M A FUCKING GENIUS!
Yeah it definitely won't be a funny thread now
Sep 23rd, 2009 07:28 PM
Tadao I BET THE COMPANY WOULD BE AWESOME IF THEY CROSSED OVER WITH HANNA-BARBARA AND ANTIQUE ROAD SHOWS! I LOVE ALL 3 THINGS SO MIXING THEM TOGETHER WOULD BE A GREAT IDEA. I'M A FUCKING GENIUS!
Sep 23rd, 2009 07:25 PM
Tadao I can't see turning this into a funny thread.
Sep 23rd, 2009 07:18 PM
Durrsomething
Official Mattel Hate Thread

Am I the only one who views Mattel as the single most evil toy company ever?

A list of their felonies:

1. Shit distribution of DC Universe Classics, the only good toyline from them out now, with them pretty much deciding to focus more on getting those shitty minifigures to stores then focusing on DCUC. And what's that? You want Starfire? HAHAHAHA! FUCK YOU! USE THE INTERNET!

2. Shit character selection in DCUC. It's great that we get obscure characters like Gentlemen's Ghost and Killer Moth, but this is total bullshit. Where the fuck is Alan Scott, Jay Garrick, Zatanna and Martian Manhunter? And for a universe known for sexy females, they sure are treated like shit with only one per wave.

3. Killing their otherwise superb MOTU 2002, with shitty Heman or Skeletor variant after shitty Heman or Skeletor variant with them barely caring about other characters

4. No females in the Avatar, Naruto, and Secret Saturdays toylines. I may not care about Avatar and Naruto, but with franchises involving important female characters, this is total bullshit.

5. Killing what would have been a great Star Wars-esque Harry Potter toyline

6. Forgetting to add elbow and knee joints to Justice League toys.

7. Ruining what would have been a fun, Super Powers-esque toyline, by having those stupid holes in the Batman Brave and the Bold toys

8. Selling their Ghostbusters and MOTU classics online only

and more

*The reason I'm like this is that I just got back from Wal-Mart with no DCUC figures*

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