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Aug 16th, 2009 04:35 AM
kahljorn
Aug 15th, 2009 10:18 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost Burgess Meredith studied a Mongolian Death Worm before filming Rocky.
Aug 15th, 2009 07:41 PM
Dimnos Hmm... Yes yes... Very nice... But does it shit lightning?
Aug 15th, 2009 03:49 PM
Evil Robot
Aug 13th, 2009 10:37 PM
VaporTrailx1 The Mongolian Death Worm is the coolest fuckin monster ever. Can the Loch Ness Monster spray acid and shit lightning? No. We're talking about a work that could kick Bigfoot's ass.
Aug 12th, 2009 10:32 PM
ZeldaQueen I'm not sure what freaked me out most, the video tapes made by the scientist or the part where the protagonist randomly screws a cat he meets in a yard.
Aug 12th, 2009 01:29 PM
executioneer oh man that movie it'd be like an anime if it were drawn awful and not about kitty cats
Aug 12th, 2009 01:06 PM
ZeldaQueen Or Gregor Mendel and his insane puppet show, if Felidae is any indicator.
Aug 12th, 2009 04:47 AM
executioneer gregory hines and his tapdancing peas
Aug 11th, 2009 11:48 PM
ZeldaQueen Yeah, him.
Aug 11th, 2009 10:48 PM
Colonel Flagg Do you mean Gregor Mendel?
Aug 11th, 2009 10:37 PM
ZeldaQueen
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And "Lightning-Shitting"! Don't forget lightning-shitting! (It even rhymes) :Zhukov
Ah yes, that too!

It would beat learning about Gegory Mendelson and his pea genetics.
Aug 11th, 2009 10:29 PM
Colonel Flagg
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This thread has far too much lightning-shitting in it.
More like not enough.
Aug 11th, 2009 10:00 PM
MrSmiley381 This thread has far too much lightning-shitting in it.

But it does sound awesome!
Aug 11th, 2009 08:20 PM
Colonel Flagg
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"Okay class, today we're going to learn about the acid-spitting Mongolian Death Worm!"
And "Lightning-Shitting"! Don't forget lightning-shitting! (It even rhymes) :Zhukov
Aug 11th, 2009 06:31 PM
stevetothepast I just hope he dies.
Aug 11th, 2009 02:55 PM
Tadao I hope he dies trying to find it.
Aug 11th, 2009 02:53 PM
ZeldaQueen I hope he does find it. It would be like finding one of the worms from Dune. Plus, imagine if it was real and was put into textbooks. "Okay class, today we're going to learn about the acid-spitting Mongolian Death Worm!"
Aug 11th, 2009 02:00 PM
Dr. Boogie "I'd love to go on a vacation to Mongolia, but I just can't afford to right now. It's not as though I can write it off as a business expense... Wait, I just got an idea!"
Aug 11th, 2009 09:44 AM
Colonel Flagg
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Originally Posted by Zhukov View Post
I wouldn't believe it existed until I saw it flailing around in a cage shitting lightning..
Yeah baby!

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Originally Posted by Zhukov View Post
There are a lot of rumors and discussion going on here about people seeing foxes. Not really that exciting, but yeah, fox sightings. There is even a government funded fox task-force created to hunt them, but so far no luck.
On average, I see a fox about every two weeks or so, which is unusual for the area, but not enough for me to get federal funding.
Aug 11th, 2009 09:40 AM
Colonel Flagg
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Originally Posted by kahljorn View Post
what the fuck kind of scientist thinks that capturing a snake (or worm or whatever) on film would prove the existence of an almost mythological creature?
Yes, I thought the same thing. It's like he never heard of CGI.
Aug 11th, 2009 06:02 AM
Zhukov "I have no intention of grabbing it, capturing it, stuffing it, or anything like that. I just want to prove its existence and if I can get it on film, that's all I need to do."

PFFT, yeah, film. Whatever. I don't believe half the film I see. I wouldn't believe it existed until I saw it flailing around in a cage shitting lightning.

There are a lot of rumors and discussion going on here about people seeing foxes. Not really that exciting, but yeah, fox sightings. There is even a government funded fox task-force created to hunt them, but so far no luck.
Aug 11th, 2009 03:26 AM
kahljorn what the fuck kind of scientist thinks that capturing a snake (or worm or whatever) on film would prove the existence of an almost mythological creature?

I just picture it turning out like every bigfoot video. "OH THERE IT IS OVER THERE" and then it fucking zips away and vanishes
Aug 10th, 2009 07:37 PM
Colonel Flagg That looks a lot like Zomboid's sig.
Aug 10th, 2009 05:48 PM
Jeanette X
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Originally Posted by stevetothepast View Post
I hope he fucking finds it. People think I'm nuts, but I do not entirely dismiss the theory of sasquatch sightings in British Columbia. Not intending to make this a big foot discussion, that mongolian death worm is totally plausible.
I've mentioned it before on here but I'm going to say it again:
Jane Goodall thinks that the sasquatch may exist, and I take what she says quite seriously.

(Jane Goodall, who worked with the chimps and is alive and well. Not Dian Fossey who worked with the gorillas and was murdered by Rwandan poachers. Don't mix 'em up, people.)
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