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Oct 29th, 2006 10:56 PM
sadie time to change the record.
Oct 29th, 2006 05:26 PM
RectalWart Or frantically searching for a theater playing Dr Zhivago....
Oct 29th, 2006 10:20 AM
Chojin You think that works, until one day you find out she's catalogued every incident and blows up and cries and screams and pouts and then you have to spend all evening preparing SCENTED CANDLES and playing salsa music.
Oct 29th, 2006 10:16 AM
Ninjavenom My girl does that to me sometimes, too. The whole take her shitty mood out on me thing. Generally i just tell her to cut the shit out, and if she's trying to be mad at me, i just laugh at how friggin irrational she's being. Eventually she gets over it and life goes on.
Oct 27th, 2006 01:09 PM
kahljorn i like slightlypuffy/big nipples too but have you ever seen the boobs that look like nipples instead of breasts? You know, thenipple covers the whole thing? I've heard that's from too much progesterone, but I'm just assuming that's correct from something i read, it might've been an exaggeration. I don't think it causes milk production, unless you have a lack/withdrawl of it actually. So maybe there's no need to worry until you're coming off of it.
Oct 26th, 2006 11:27 PM
Dixie I have not produced any milk yet, but my nipples are puffy. I think they look better like this.
Oct 26th, 2006 12:42 PM
kahljorn deprovera is progesterone (i think) which is safer for most people (if anybody's considering birthcontrol) but one thing to keep in mind is that deprovera is a progesterone and i think that's the pregnancy hormone so it can make your nipples get all crazy looking and produce milk :O
Oct 26th, 2006 07:11 AM
Dixie Luckily I don't plan on going off the Depro Vera until my hubby and I wanna make babies...and that won't be anytime real soon. I'm a heavy bleeder anyways.
Oct 26th, 2006 05:59 AM
Rez
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Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God
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Originally Posted by Rez
this is from the scattered information i remember my girlfriend telling me, whose mom is a doctor, so i'm no expert myself,

but apparently delaying one's period isnt really harmful, it may actually be beneficial to do so if you have anxiety problems and you're in a particularly bad space, because you dont need that BS right then.
but usually you can go for about 3-4 months without having a period. after that, the stuff inside that needs to slough off but has been building for all that time really needs to go. i didnt know if it's actually unhealthy to go longer than that or if it's just unadvisable, since when you finally do get your period, it would be a nasty one, but yeah, you can do that and it's totally fine.

hell, there's even birth control doctors prescribe so that you only have your period 3-4 times a year.
I haven't had a period in over a year...AND I FUCKING LOVE IT! I'm on Depro-Vera (the birth control that comes with a syringe) and it's the best! No periods, no mood swings, none of the monthly symptoms at all! When I do finally have a period again it'll be like The Shining I'm sure...but it's so worth it right now!
yeah, but that one is kinda hardcore. my aunt did it and she hemorraghed right the fuck out in front of the doctors and everything.
Oct 26th, 2006 05:38 AM
Dixie
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Originally Posted by Rez
this is from the scattered information i remember my girlfriend telling me, whose mom is a doctor, so i'm no expert myself,

but apparently delaying one's period isnt really harmful, it may actually be beneficial to do so if you have anxiety problems and you're in a particularly bad space, because you dont need that BS right then.
but usually you can go for about 3-4 months without having a period. after that, the stuff inside that needs to slough off but has been building for all that time really needs to go. i didnt know if it's actually unhealthy to go longer than that or if it's just unadvisable, since when you finally do get your period, it would be a nasty one, but yeah, you can do that and it's totally fine.

hell, there's even birth control doctors prescribe so that you only have your period 3-4 times a year.
I haven't had a period in over a year...AND I FUCKING LOVE IT! I'm on Depro-Vera (the birth control that comes with a syringe) and it's the best! No periods, no mood swings, none of the monthly symptoms at all! When I do finally have a period again it'll be like The Shining I'm sure...but it's so worth it right now!
Oct 22nd, 2006 01:05 PM
liquidstatik dont worry milhouse, terra doesn't know anything about doin the doins she's kind of ugly and all
Oct 22nd, 2006 12:50 PM
Esuohlim
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Originally Posted by Terra
That's because the blood was at the top of the sheets and not in the middlegetacluenimrodandandbeniceand she might just cop to your cheat.
That was obviously the point but it was worth a shot.

I believe I used the phrase "straddle my pillows", though. :/
Oct 22nd, 2006 05:34 AM
Rez yeah, well, so does not having kids your whole life
anyway:

http://in.rediff.com/getahead/2006/jul/17health.htm
Oct 22nd, 2006 04:27 AM
Sethomas I would imagine that delaying periods beyond the natural cycle would cause a statistical increase in cervical cancer.
Oct 21st, 2006 09:56 PM
Terra That's because the blood was at the top of the sheets and not in the middlegetacluenimrodandandbeniceand she might just cop to your cheat.

Long as your nice...

Oct 21st, 2006 07:38 PM
Esuohlim My deal with my girlfriend is that every time she periods all over my bedsheets she has to pay for laundry.

One time though I got a bloody nose in the middle of the night and I thought I could get a freebie, and I tried to argue my point but she saw right through me and the jig was up
Oct 21st, 2006 06:31 PM
liquidstatik lolol i've had sex and it is gross.

its like putting me inside of someone else, and that's gross. and it smells gross.

but idk it feels good and its kind of fun to watch boobies flop around. :<
Oct 21st, 2006 06:27 PM
Rez
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Originally Posted by MR. DANNY TATOM
lol rez that was gross
if you think that's gross then you're not ready to have sex

guys need to know these things so that they have a better understanding of what's going on.
so that they dont end up saying stupid shit that'll get them clocked like "what, are you on your period or something?"
Oct 21st, 2006 06:25 PM
liquidstatik lol rez that was gross
Oct 21st, 2006 06:21 PM
Rez this is from the scattered information i remember my girlfriend telling me, whose mom is a doctor, so i'm no expert myself,

but apparently delaying one's period isnt really harmful, it may actually be beneficial to do so if you have anxiety problems and you're in a particularly bad space, because you dont need that BS right then.
but usually you can go for about 3-4 months without having a period. after that, the stuff inside that needs to slough off but has been building for all that time really needs to go. i didnt know if it's actually unhealthy to go longer than that or if it's just unadvisable, since when you finally do get your period, it would be a nasty one, but yeah, you can do that and it's totally fine.

hell, there's even birth control doctors prescribe so that you only have your period 3-4 times a year.
Oct 21st, 2006 03:44 PM
kahljorn I think you're the one who's joking!
Oct 21st, 2006 03:41 PM
liquidstatik hey guys i think women are joking about that whole period thing
Oct 21st, 2006 03:33 PM
kahljorn uh, theoretically yes. What do you mean by damning the flow? like with tampons? if she's leaving blood inside of her than yes, she can get sick. I think birth control pills make it so you don't bleed though, so anything beyond that would probably take a long time to manifest as a sickness. There are some side effects to birth control, though.
Oct 21st, 2006 03:17 PM
Big McLargehuge Hey guys serious question. My girlfriend has been taking birth control for the last two weeks to ward of her period. I told her to "let it flow" lol but she is damning the mighty river. Can this make her sick?
Oct 19th, 2006 02:32 AM
Rez how is it that you only have 1500 posts in the last year? i see you all over the place all the fucking time jesus
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