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Nov 29th, 2003 01:13 AM | |
Schimid |
Go ride a kikecycle |
Nov 29th, 2003 01:10 AM | |
Rez |
yes you do i was actually better than you at it. SchimidWasTaken: WHAT UP KIKE SchimidWasTaken: WHY DONT YOU GO RIDE ON YOUR KIKECYCLE? BornBanstyle: you dont have a faggy aim friend named sock head do you? BornBanstyle: this is like, the 5th jew remark i got from the 2 of you, i keep sayin I'M CATHOLIC, I DONT PLAY BINGO. SchimidWasTaken: SOCK HEAD SchimidWasTaken: LOL SchimidWasTaken: I WOULD NEVER DO THAT SchimidWasTaken: YOU FUCKING KIKE SchimidWasTaken: GO MAKE OUT WITH THE POPE IF YOU'RE SO CATHOLIC -( BornBanstyle: you're not trying to ruin esuohlim's thread are you SchimidWasTaken: WHOS ESULHLIM SchimidWasTaken: IS HE A KIKE FRIEND SchimidWasTaken: GO SPIN DREIDELS WITH ESUHIM BornBanstyle: SOUNDS LIKE IT DOESNT IT HUH LOL SchimidWasTaken: GO BUY A DELI SchimidWasTaken: BEFORE I THROW YOU IN AN ANNEX BornBanstyle: deli's are good... what do you eat? tofurkey? BornBanstyle: fag |
Nov 29th, 2003 01:07 AM | |
Schimid |
I wasn't gonna put it in here, because I suck at making funny AIM convo's. You fucking kike. |
Nov 29th, 2003 01:02 AM | |
Rez |
schimid's a greasy fag for trying to ruin this thread. reemptive and.. IT DIDNT WORK THIS TIME DID IT RONGI? I'M WAY TOO FUCKING BORING! WHOOPS! |
Nov 29th, 2003 12:29 AM | |
Rongi |
Sock Head23568: alright you acne infested cunt fuck Auto response from qdd01girly: my new photos 4 u here - http://www.camcontacts.net/whoIsOnlineNow.asp?ref=002 Sock Head23568: give me head Sock Head23568: and while you're doing it Sock Head23568: pop one of your bloated pimples Sock Head23568: that turns me on Sock Head23568: come on you peice of shit Sock Head23568: fuck my cock Sock Head23568: put your dripping meaty sloppy hairy cunt over my big veiny cock Sock Head23568: you peice of cousin fuck Sock Head23568: i wouldn'y put my cock in your pooper if you paid me 26 bucks you mousey cunt Sock Head23568: you fucking whore Sock Head23568: i'll gass your entire family and masturbate while they gasp for air |
Nov 29th, 2003 12:09 AM | |
ScruU2wice |
well atleast i know george and esouhlim are funnier than me I am ThundaCleez: hey quikyboy11: asl I am ThundaCleez: 17/f/ca quikyboy11: what part I am ThundaCleez: sacramento quikyboy11: i live 40 min away I am ThundaCleez: what do you look like quikyboy11: white.5'10 tan toned lip pierced work at hollister so surfer look quikyboy11: u? I am ThundaCleez: 5'8 brown hair, green eyes, slim figure, tannish italian skin quikyboy11: pic? quikyboy11: you sound hot I am ThundaCleez: i have not tanlines cuz i work at a tannin salon and when noones there i tan naked I am ThundaCleez: and i have a 6 inch penis if you like it up the butt quikyboy11: what the fuk? I am ThundaCleez: i mean if your into that kinda stuff quikyboy11: no bye I am ThundaCleez: are you sure I am ThundaCleez: i can keep a secret |
Nov 28th, 2003 09:38 PM | |
george |
renagadeweiner: are you going to put out or not? renagadeweiner: i like my women fat renagadeweiner: i promise i wont laugh at you or anything GAZILL99: No, I'm not renagadeweiner: then shut the fuck up and leave me alone renagadeweiner: you big fat liar GAZILL99: You leave me alone GAZILL99: How am I a liar? renagadeweiner: @#%$ you all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you all should die in a horrible fuking death why do you hate jews ?? huh because they have a religion that is different than you of just because they are different ? is that the reason is it because it should b fuking reality check assholes!!! everyone is different and everyone has their @#%$ opinoin and if you cant realise that @#%$ than @#%$ off im not jewish or black or any of that. but forbid that somoeone may need something took look forward to witch iz all religion is it keeps people goin in life if not there would b alot of fuking people who would off them selves and one last thig Hitler's Grandparednts were Jews GAZILL99: Riveting |
Nov 28th, 2003 09:33 PM | |
george |
GAZILL99: Great renagadeweiner: ??? GAZILL99: No, I dont have AIDS renagadeweiner: YOU DONT? GAZILL99: Nope. renagadeweiner: you were in the disease section of AIM as having aids GAZILL99: Oh GAZILL99: Well, I dont GAZILL99: So I dont know how that happened renagadeweiner: are you sure you dont have aids? GAZILL99: I'm sure renagadeweiner: maybe an accident or something like that renagadeweiner: ???? GAZILL99: I dont have AIDS renagadeweiner: radioactive spiders, something like that? GAZILL99: Nope renagadeweiner: well what do you have?? renagadeweiner: hemmoroids? GAZILL99: Nothing GAZILL99: I dont have any diseases renagadeweiner: i bet you have hemmoroids and ENJOY it renagadeweiner: prolly squish them in your fingers GAZILL99: Great, there goes my secret GAZILL99: Who are you? GAZILL99: Fine, ignore me renagadeweiner: some guy that likes talking to people with deadly diseases renagadeweiner: i find them funny GAZILL99: Oh renagadeweiner: i caht and be nice for awhile renagadeweiner: and then laugh at them because they are going to die GAZILL99: Oh renagadeweiner: it is great fun GAZILL99: Well, sorry to dissapoint you GAZILL99: I'm healthy, physically renagadeweiner: i would say that it is your relatives that are going to be disappointed with you being alive GAZILL99: But then they would have no one to mooch off of renagadeweiner: no one mooches off your sorry ass. renagadeweiner: i bet they wish you would die renagadeweiner: ho um, wish that smelly ass head in the cellar would croak renagadeweiner: no chance of that, HE DOESNT HAVE AIDS GAZILL99: She renagadeweiner: can t tubby GAZILL99: And you can die without having AIDS renagadeweiner: THEN WHY WONT YOU???? GAZILL99: I dont feel like it renagadeweiner: you must be made of full strength burlap stuffed with crap renagadeweiner: so, uh, since your a girl and AIDS free, wanna get it on? GAZILL99: No renagadeweiner: are you sure?? GAZILL99: I'm sure renagadeweiner: i am really good looking? GAZILL99: No renagadeweiner: are you frigid or something? renagadeweiner: i know some women are sensitive to odor renagadeweiner: are you stinky or something> renagadeweiner: ?? GAZILL99: No renagadeweiner: cause i have deoderant spray for that sort of thing? renagadeweiner: cure that FUNKYC renagadeweiner: like no ones business GAZILL99: Why do you say everything as though it were a question? renagadeweiner: do i? GAZILL99: Yes, you do renagadeweiner: just squinting and thinking about your FUNKY C renagadeweiner: and hitting the wrong keys GAZILL99: Oh GAZILL99: Great renagadeweiner: so, is ther some man that swings your way and slops you fish guts and what not? renagadeweiner: is that why you wont put out? GAZILL99: No renagadeweiner: no what? renagadeweiner: some chick then? GAZILL99: Nope renagadeweiner: then what is the problem? GAZILL99: You're a jackass renagadeweiner: that is no way for a fat chick to get herself laid renagadeweiner: now be nice GAZILL99: No renagadeweiner: so how fat and bitchy are you? renagadeweiner: i bet you watch doctor phil GAZILL99: No I dont renagadeweiner: yes you do GAZILL99: No I dont renagadeweiner: all the time. renagadeweiner: prolly touch yourself while you do GAZILL99: I dont watch Dr.Phil, thanks renagadeweiner: whack and watch GAZILL99: No, you're confusing your routine with mine renagadeweiner: thats you renagadeweiner: so why are you home on a friday? renagadeweiner: no one loves you? GAZILL99: Why are you home alone on a Friday? renagadeweiner: cause i lost my eye yesterday in a tragic accident renagadeweiner: thanks for dredging up the past your cruel bitch GAZILL99: You're welcome GAZILL99: It obviously wasn't that tragic GAZILL99: You lived, for one renagadeweiner: tragic enough renagadeweiner: but i would not expect a cold btch like you to understand renagadeweiner: but, lonliness will do that |
Nov 27th, 2003 12:17 PM | |
ScruU2wice | i think we should make collection of these and rog can update internet pervert with them, i deleted all my funny ones i think |
Nov 27th, 2003 12:03 PM | |
Esuohlim |
ENetuohnav: DO YOU LIKE ANIME? ^_^ Seth is me183: yes ENetuohnav: BECAUSE I LOVE ANIME! ^_^ Seth is me183: me too ENetuohnav: LET'S TALK ABOUT IT! Seth is me183: k ENetuohnav: WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE? Seth is me183: rurouni kenshin, gundams, trigun, cowboy bebop, ENetuohnav: o.O ENetuohnav: TRIGUN IS MY FAVORITE TOO! Seth is me183: yea ENetuohnav: DO YOU WATCH IT ON ADULT SWIM? Seth is me183: yup ENetuohnav: I WATCH ALL ANIME ON ADULT SWIM ^_^ Seth is me183: i ohn alot of anime ENetuohnav: ESPECIALLY INUYASHA, HE'S SO COOL. ^_^ Seth is me183: yea ENetuohnav: HEY, DO YOU LIKE POKEMON? Seth is me183: no not really, i did awhile ago ENetuohnav: REALLY? POKEMON NEED TO DIE Seth is me183: yea ENetuohnav: I AGREE LOL LOL I AGREE LOL ENetuohnav: ^_^ ENetuohnav: WAIT, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE AGAIN? ^_^ Seth is me183: trigun, cowboy bebop, gundams, rurouni kenshin ENetuohnav: o.O ENetuohnav: TRIGUN IS MY FAVORITE TOO! ENetuohnav: DO YOU WATCH IT ON ADULT SWIM? Seth is me183: yup ENetuohnav: I WATCH ALL ANIME ON ADULT SWIM! ENetuohnav: ESPECIALLY INUYASHA. HE'S SO COOL ^_^ ENetuohnav: HEY, DO YOU LIKE POKEMON? Seth is me183: not really ENetuohnav: REALLY? POKEMON NEED TO DIE Seth is me183: ok ENetuohnav: I AGREE LOL LOL I AGREE LOL ENetuohnav: ^_^ ENetuohnav: WAIT, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE AGAIN? ^_^ Seth is me183: i already told you ENetuohnav: o.O ENetuohnav: TRIGUN IS MY FAVORITE TOO! Seth is me183: shut up ENetuohnav: DO YOU WATCH IT ON ADULT SWIM? Seth is me183: i have to go leave me alone ENetuohnav: I WATCH ALL ANIME ON ADULT SWIM ^_^ |
Nov 27th, 2003 08:35 AM | |
the_dudefather |
brilliant, laughed my ass off! DO MORE! |
Nov 26th, 2003 04:53 PM | |
Professor Cool | It would be funny if one of Milhouse's pranks end up on the I-mockery Internet Perverts List. |
Nov 26th, 2003 02:39 PM | |
Spectre X | awesome. |
Nov 26th, 2003 01:58 PM | |
Esuohlim |
ENetuohnav: HEY HotJess69697: hey HotJess69697: and you r? ENetuohnav: I'M JUST LOOKING FOR SOME FUN ON THE INTERNET HotJess69697: you mean like cyber? ENetuohnav: YES THAT IS WHAT I AM REFERING TO HERE HotJess69697: dont shout HotJess69697: it turns me off ENetuohnav: LIKE A LIGHTBULB?! HotJess69697: lol i guess HotJess69697: lets get to know each other first ENetuohnav: GLADLY. I HAVE A PENIS ENetuohnav: IS THAT GOOD ENOUGH??? HotJess69697: i dont care im bi ENetuohnav: LOLOLOLOLLOOOLOL ENetuohnav: GO HAVE SECKS WITH GIRLS ENetuohnav: LOL HotJess69697: do you want to cyber or not HotJess69697: dont type in caps ENetuohnav: OK I'LL CYBER ENetuohnav: OK I'M STICKING MY PENIS IN YOUR BUTT NOW HotJess69697: not yet. i have to know more about you to get into the mood HotJess69697: and no anal please ENetuohnav: UGH ENetuohnav: UNGH ENetuohnav: OH GOD... ENetuohnav: UGNH ENetuohnav: UGH UGH ENetuohnav: UNGH UNGH ENetuohnav: OH CHRIST... ENetuohnav: OH MY GOD... ENetuohnav: UGHN ENetuohnav: UNGH ENetuohnav: AHHH!!! ENetuohnav: OH SWEET JESUS... ENetuohnav: UGNHGHGFHNGHAAAHHH HotJess69697: wtf ENetuohnav: WOW, THAT WAS WONDEFUL ENetuohnav: DID YOU COME? HotJess69697: what HotJess69697: we didnt do anything ENetuohnav: I GUESS I'LL CALL YOU SOMETIME HotJess69697: ok i have c cups ENetuohnav: I'M DONE WITH YOU ENetuohnav: BYE |
Nov 26th, 2003 12:30 PM | |
Rez |
I JUST MIGHT THE GUN IS IN MY MOUTH |
Nov 26th, 2003 10:41 AM | |
camacazio | The question "are you rilly dead?" rarely gets a "yes" answer. |
Nov 26th, 2003 09:40 AM | |
Esuohlim |
It doesn't. I have to use my shitty AOL one, which I'm not revealing to the public. I just changed my name, but everything there is 100% real. |
Nov 26th, 2003 01:18 AM | |
Professor Cool |
I thought AIM did't work, you fucking bullshitter. Still funny though |
Nov 25th, 2003 09:48 PM | |
glowbelly | do it again, only do it to someone that this person knows. then they can go to highschool tomorrow and talk about it to each other and be like "OMG DAT HAPPEND 2 MEE 2 LASS NITE" |
Nov 25th, 2003 09:45 PM | |
Esuohlim |
More AIM Fun ENetuohnav: hello Junior9O2kn3: hi Junior9O2kn3: who is this ENetuohnav: i was hoping you could tell me Junior9O2kn3: well i dont no who u are ENetuohnav: oh ENetuohnav: well maybe if you tell me who you are it will jog my memory Junior9O2kn3: how would that help? ENetuohnav: JUST DO IT Junior9O2kn3: i dont no u Junior9O2kn3: no i wont do it ENetuohnav: you, sir, are being rather rude Junior9O2kn3: im not a man ENetuohnav: OMG Junior9O2kn3: :eek? Junior9O2kn3: lissen i dont want to talk to u, k? ENetuohnav: i'm fine with that ENetuohnav: ...i might have to commit suicide now then. Junior9O2kn3: dont do that ENetuohnav: I JUST MIGHT ENetuohnav: THE GUN IS IN MY MOUTH Junior9O2kn3: fine ill talk to u ENetuohnav: ok Junior9O2kn3: what do u want to no abuot me? Junior9O2kn3: *about ENetuohnav: wanna cyber? Junior9O2kn3: no ENetuohnav: I'M PULLING THE TRIGGER Junior9O2kn3: i dont beleeve u Junior9O2kn3: *believe Junior9O2kn3: hello? Junior9O2kn3: hello? Junior9O2kn3: are u there? Junior9O2kn3: did u rilly kill urself? Junior9O2kn3: well bye then Junior9O2kn3: did u rilly kill urself? Junior9O2kn3: please answer Junior9O2kn3: hello? Junior9O2kn3: are u still alive Junior9O2kn3: ok bye Junior9O2kn3: are you rilly dead? |