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Feb 23rd, 2004 01:55 PM
Sicktodeathmx If I was a guy I would fuck Terra :/
Feb 22nd, 2004 12:09 PM
AChimp Well, I'm relieved.
Feb 22nd, 2004 12:05 PM
Terra I was just *kidding.*

Feb 22nd, 2004 12:02 PM
Supafly345 I never knew she was so cruel.
Feb 22nd, 2004 11:53 AM
Schimid Wow, Terra. You sure are great at insults .
Feb 22nd, 2004 10:26 AM
Terra [quote="Drew Katsikas"]Terra is the only one who doesn't get a joke in this thread.

That's because I've fucked a lot of "jokes" to realize that one of them could actually write.

I guess there is hope for those ten fingers on everybody's hands. And not just covering up for the thumb that happens to be embedded up the ass's.
Feb 22nd, 2004 02:32 AM
Esuohlim You try to be funny, but it seriously never works.
Feb 22nd, 2004 01:28 AM
Pee Wee Herman Theoretically, it is possible to be too good at sex by fucking a girl so hard that you kill her.

Theoretically, when you fuck a girl, you could thrust your pelvis so rapidly that the friction causes a fire inside her pussy.
Feb 22nd, 2004 12:57 AM
executioneer wtf how is this sarcasm or achewood related

-willie
Feb 22nd, 2004 12:13 AM
ScruU2wice Were you doing it while you typed that, cuz that would make you too good
Feb 21st, 2004 11:31 PM
CaptainBubba I am the president and founder of the abstinence club at my school. Our slogan is:

"If this doesn't get us laid. Nothing will"



And on a side note I'm severely upset that Willie seemingly no longer gets sarcasm... I love achewood too

This thread is kinda pitiful. But it reminds me why I "quit the forums"
Feb 21st, 2004 11:21 PM
Pee Wee Herman By too good, I mean being so good at sex that you get STDs.

You'd, like, have to use a god mode cheat or something to protect yourself from STDs if you're that good.
Feb 21st, 2004 11:16 PM
Drew Katsikas Terra is the only one who doesn't get a joke in this thread.

DEFINE TOO GOOD
Feb 21st, 2004 11:02 PM
Perndog Virgins only act like they're proud of it because they can't get laid. They drop the pride like a rock the moment they know they're going to do the deed.
Feb 21st, 2004 07:04 PM
executioneer
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I like making pamphlets about how abstinence empowers me as a teenager.


-willie
Feb 21st, 2004 07:03 PM
executioneer hey captain bubba what happened to being a virgin and being proud of it

or am I thinking of someone else

-willie
Feb 21st, 2004 07:01 PM
Terra [quote="*FARTINMOWLER*"]
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Well, If I was experienced and you weren't that would make me too good for you because you wouldn't know what to do.
That wouldn't make you "too good" for anybody. It would make you a bit more experienced. But not "too good."
Feb 21st, 2004 06:57 PM
FartinMowler
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Girls don't do anything. They just lie there and be naked
1 out of 5 are duds or that's my ratio so far.
Feb 21st, 2004 06:47 PM
Esuohlim Girls don't do anything. They just lie there and be naked.
Feb 21st, 2004 06:42 PM
FartinMowler
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Your going to have to define how good "too good" is. I haven't ever heard of anybody being too good.
Well, If I was experienced and you weren't that would make me too good for you because you wouldn't know what to do.
Feb 21st, 2004 06:32 PM
Terra Your going to have to define how good "too good" is. I haven't ever heard of anybody being too good.
Feb 21st, 2004 05:42 PM
Pee Wee Herman If you're too good at sex, you'll get an STD.
Feb 21st, 2004 05:11 PM
FartinMowler Didn't you say last week that it was your first time?
Feb 21st, 2004 05:06 PM
Mr. Vagiclean nose punch is considered a foreplay, a dropkick in the torso area is the real stinger i am told
Feb 21st, 2004 04:55 PM
Esuohlim Absolutely not. Women are never fully satisfied. They lie like pigs, too. Every sound they make while you "do it" is completely fabricated to make you more horny so you can get done faster.

There's a worldwide conspiracy among the female gender, which is that the clitoris actually does something. It doesn't. So don't bother even trying to please her, she can't feel it.

The only way they orgasm is if you punch them in the nose really hard, so I'm told.
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