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| Feb 13th, 2003 04:36 PM | |
| Anonymous | I don't think terminal velocity can break the sound barrier. So you couldn't pass 600 mph just falling unless you had a jetpack or something. |
| Feb 13th, 2003 02:52 PM | |
| CaptainBubba | I'd like to go to the TRL place and jump out of the window slamming to the ground in front of all the screaming Justin Timberlake Fans as they announce "50 cent in da club" just hit #1. |
| Feb 13th, 2003 02:40 PM | |
| seanlargey |
i'd like to die while someone is yelling at me for being an asshole then they'll feel guilty for the rest of their life because they'll think that their yelling killed me, and i'll be down in hell laughing at them being all sad! lol1@# 
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| Feb 13th, 2003 01:03 AM | |
| roonTing |
I want to freefall from so high that I break the sound barrier.. then naturally I don't pull the cord and smash into the earth. But I will most likely die in my 90's or hundreds.
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| Feb 12th, 2003 11:57 PM | |
| unclehobart | Slowly being lowered into an industrial meat grinder. Feed me to the poor. |
| Feb 12th, 2003 09:37 PM | |
| jin | YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL. |
| Feb 12th, 2003 09:27 PM | |
| slavemason | That's nicer than colored bras under white Ts. |
| Feb 12th, 2003 09:15 PM | |
| jin |
I think you are in a different country, and besides, i dont want to place on you this great emotional burden - I know how fragile you are boo-boo's! You act tough on the internet but i know you are really a soft little boy on the inside and we ALL LOVE YOU!!! // NEVER FORGET THAT!!! // YOU ARE THE FUTURE!!! // LIVE! LOVE! FOR TODAY!!! // DONT BE DEPRESSED! YOUR FRIENDS ARE HERE!!!! poor boo-boo's. |
| Feb 12th, 2003 09:03 PM | |
| slavemason | You can say it to me whenever you're ready. |
| Feb 12th, 2003 08:05 PM | |
| jin |
I dont care how i die, as long as just before it happens i can say "THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT" to somebody. ANd then Die. ANd they would be guilty all their life because then no one can say "Dont worry it wasnt your fault" because IT IS. That would kick ass. aHAHAHaHAHahHAhaHAhaHAhaa |
| Feb 11th, 2003 08:13 PM | |
| Anonymous | You have the best name of any newbie ever |
| Feb 11th, 2003 07:31 PM | |
| Shut Up |
Splat. I'd jump off a tower with either a double barrel shotgun or two magnums in my mouth (can't decide which) along with a noose around my neck. I'd pull the trigger mid-way through, and the noose would rip any remaining strips of flesh entirely off my body. Plus my headless corpse would make a very nice blood-and-guts-filled explosion as a grand finale. Trust me, I've had a lot of time to think about this. |
| Feb 11th, 2003 06:02 PM | |
| starz | a little scary :P |
| Feb 11th, 2003 04:55 PM | |
| Systemz | My dream death'd have to be where I donate my body to science where they replace my body with a cyborg that would shoot 10000 angry kittens out of the arms, rapid-fire, uncontrollably; but as soon as I ran out of kittens I would have a massive aneurysm and my brain would explode. I would race against the clock, running from pet store to pet store, reloading with kittens, trying to extend my life as long as possible while simultaneously unleashing waves of angry kittens helplessly. Finally, trapped on a city bus that final oragne fluffy ragdoll would eject and I'd spray cerebellum all over the old woman in the handicapped seat. |
| Feb 11th, 2003 03:25 PM | |
| starz | noone put death by orgasm? lol... |
| Feb 11th, 2003 02:15 PM | |
| Zomboid | Holy shit, those instant message conversations are fucking hilarious. |
| Feb 10th, 2003 10:36 PM | |
| Les Waste |
 LES WEST
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| Feb 10th, 2003 10:10 PM | |
| MISTER FART |
FYI I AM NOT MISTER FART, I DONT KNOW WHOEVER DOES HIS CHARACTER IS A UTTER INSAINE. OH, AND YOU GUYS JUST WAIT UNTIL JIXBYIES LAWYER HEARS ABOUT THESE WORDS THIS THREAD IS ABOUT TO UGLY IT UP [center:d1138ec5bc]I REAPEAT I AM NOT MISTER FART (OR MISTER NAUGHTY)  [/center:d1138ec5bc]
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| Feb 10th, 2003 09:59 PM | |
| MOMMY AND DADDY |
FYI i lieked the spanish site alot and I only took spanish for a semester PS LES WEST IS A FAG
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| Feb 10th, 2003 09:33 PM | |
| Les Waste |
Jixby Phillip's lawyer was one of the funniest characters ever I'm not even sure who that was. I just assumed it was Fart because it was so LOL
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| Feb 10th, 2003 04:57 PM | |
| JeefGyle |
actually, I'd like to have an elaborate fight with someone all the way to the roof of a very tall skyscraper. and then end it with me tackling them off the side, and fighting the whole way down. Suicide wont work for me, because I am too fickle about how I want to die
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| Feb 10th, 2003 04:52 PM | |
| Jixby Phillips |
Oh yeah, I was Mr Farts Lawyer. I forgot because I did it for Mr Fart who couldn't even lurk there
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| Feb 10th, 2003 04:51 PM | |
| Les Waste |
yeah well she wasn't telling the joke very good (I think she's kind of slow and doesn't get things right away sometimes you just got to hit her in her head a few times  ) but don't tell her that she'd kill me I still don't know what vegimite is. He told me it's delicious and you put it on bread but he didn't explain what it is I bet its like chocolate
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| Feb 10th, 2003 02:34 PM | |
| whoreable |
YOU MEAN THAT COULD HAVE BEEN SOMEONE ELSE  ________ Jailbroken |
| Feb 10th, 2003 02:32 PM | |
| Rongi |
Mister Fart doesn't do characters on I-mockery What about Mister Fart's Lawyer :/? |
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