WILLIE,

WILLIAM P. WENDELGRASS THE THIRD! GET YOUR BUTT BACK IN HERE AND FINISH YOUR WORK.

i blame spaceghost :knifinaround

only if it looks like the train's not going to go off a cliff, if it does you should try jumping out of it at the last minute first and THEN call

post stuff you don't want your family to read on twitter

man i hope that cow is brown because of chocolate

i dont think i can afford it :(

yeah and you should ride there on two sharks, really make a dramatic entrance

this thread doesn't have a big enough horn section to play ska :/

legalize weed and prostitution

I WAS TOO BUSY PARTYING

:( I play trombone....

Willie,

How is your head feeling today?

cold :goingbald

:BLOODBROTHERS

Willie,

Do you think a console that was dedicated to retro-gaming work in todays market?

Meaning new games would be developed for this console but in a retro format ala Contra, megaman, and earthworm jim.

do you mean the nintendo ds

Dear Willie
Have I made a horrible mistake voting Tadao for king? Will my inbox now be filled with PM's for TITS OR GTFO, with real life mod threats involved?

Thanks.
Love Shrub.

Willie,

Is that allowed? :o

Yes,

But not a handheld.....a home console.

Just leave it now.

you don't vote for kings! :montypython

i don't think anything is "allowed", really

they have those things shaped like joysticks that you plug into a tv that have ten games or whatever built into them

apart from that and the ds, no i don't think it's a viable idea. you could always build yourself a MAME cabinet that also emulated snes/genesis/whatever console you're looking for, though

Is fluoride bad for people?

yes, but only if it's turned into hydrofluoric acid, then it is REALLY fucking bad

Dear Willie,

What will happen at the end of lost?

Dear Willie,

Were you driving a rusty El Camino in rush hour traffic in Columbus on Tuesday?

Willie,

I just ate from a taco stand. Am I gonna get diarrhea?

bob denver and alan hale jr are gonna show up

nope! i was at work

you'd better hope so, not having diarrhea is a sign of an unhealthy diet i hear

Dear Willie,

Does the hot girl at work talk to me because she thinks I am gay and therefore not threatening?

Dear Willie,

Considering that the cops in the film are convinced that the sudden appearance of several mauled and half-eaten corpses was obviously the work of Islamic terrorists, why do horror fans take Wolfen seriously? (Besides the fact that Albert Finney is awesome).

maybe, have you tried being more threatening to see if she talks to you less

wait are you saying islam doesn't encourage cannibalism, i don't get it

Dear Willie,

When will the goddamn Cleveland Sports Curse that has hung around that city's neck like an albatross finally be lifted?

They're ending the show with a three hour marathon. :lol

when all the pro teams leave

dear willie wanna recommend a book?

#E%gy hop wmany timwes am I akkowed bacj ?

Dear Willie,
I've always thought of you as like some Magic 8-ball god.
Once more I seek your wisdom.
Should I keep going straight on this road or should I take a right pretty soon?

Dear Willie:

Should I verbally castrate that flaming asswipe, or should I clam up and hope nature takes the correct course?

PS - Hi Dix! Hope your "bite" is all better.

Willie, has my bf noticed I've broken up with him, or was taking all my stuff back and avioding him too subtle?

Willie,

Is Shrub on the market?

Also...WHO IS THE BADDEST?

it's nothing but a large pink scar now. no more antibiotic pills ever.

Willie,

Should I just go ahead and tell 10k the answer to this is Sho'Nuff?

Is Nagle's algorithim worth running, or is it just bullshit? I disabled it in the registry so the PS3 will have less latency but I wonder if explorer is trying to send tiny packets. BTW I connect through a tethered IPhone.

Willie,

What does a "chicken fart" candle really smell like, and should I regret not buying one?

Dear willie,

Are you going to come back? :<

Williw,
Are you in jail right now?

"flow my tears the policeman said" by phil dick, idk

as many as you think you can get away with, once you are sure it'll be the last it will be

i think you should ENTER and GO NORTH

i'm sorry i got lost in the imagery of your question, i'm picturing a dude who can emit a cutting force from his mouth shooting beams at a burning anthropomorphic roll of toilet paper's weiner

and also a big ol clam

most folks are pretty perceptive when it comes to that sort of thing, but i don't wanna give him too much credit. maybe hire a singing telegram to be sure

is this the market i can't go into because i'm terrified of it, even to use the atm

then.. wait my metaphor fell apart

fuck

maybe?

to your other question, yes doctor who is pretty great

is that what the answer was :(

man i dont know that shit :( i can barely set up a wireless network these days

if you regret stuff you DON'T do you're gonna get decision paralysis because you can't do EVERYTHING

only regret stuff you actually do

also the candle probably doesn't really smell as bad as chicken feces does

i don't know :( been having difficulty adjusting to situations lately

i WISH

that was pretty deep. :\ The regret part, not the chicken feces part.

it was an accident i swear :(

Dear Willie,

Don't you know there are no accidents, and that your wisdom comes from within?

Dear Willie,

Why are those Renaissance Faires always at the end of the summer, which would be the hottest and most miserable time to wear fake medieval attire?

nope

i dunno, maybe nerds are only comfortable around other nerds when they're all drenched in sweat

it'd explain san diego comic-con, anyways

Dear Willie,

I heard you are NOT going to SAN DIEGO. How long and what days are you NOT going to be there?

well i am NOT registered for saturday, and i am NOT planning to be in and around town for the whole weekend despite NOT NOT being registered for other days

also i am NOT driving down so i am NOT planning on visiting other locations on the way down and back

We should NEVER find a karaoke bar and NOT drink at the bars that WON'T be there.

i strongly DISagree

I also wish you WERE asleep. That way we could NOT go into further detail about what ISN'T happeneing EVER.

uhh what

I don't even know anymore. Too many contra-positives. Need sleep.

look room <return>
walk table <return>
look table <return>

> you are in a pristine operating room. in the middle of the room there is a metal operating table, with several bright lights shining onto it from the ceiling.

> you walk over to the table.

> on the table you see:
a scalpel
a small pool of blood
a piece of paper

Dear Willie,

Should I hit troll with sword? And if so, should I then put sword into trophy case?

yes but wait a while the sword might come in useful elsewhere

get in small pool of blood <return>

> you sit down in the small pool of blood. you accidentally sit on the scalpel, too, cutting a small gash in your backside. now you have AIDS.

Dear Willie,

Does AIDS count as an inventory item?

:lol

I was thinking of asking this and didn't

I was going to drink the blood - boy I'm glad I refrained from playing. :whew

get scalpel <return>
use scalpel penis <return>
get paper <return
get penis <return>

no but it will give annoying status messages every 100 turns or so "you feel your AIDS getting worse!"

> You pull the scalpel out from under your backside, dramatically worsening your gash. (We would like to apologize for putting the term "worsening your gash" in this game.)

> As you attempt to perform painful elective surgery on yourself, the scalpel slips out of your hand. Whoopsy-daisy!

> You look around for the piece of paper for a second, and realize you're sitting on that, too. As you tug on it, it tears in half, leaving the other half still under your bottom.

> You've already got that!

Dear Willie,

Did you find a costume?

no

i think i'm gonna go as the incredible screaming man, i'm gonna scream at everyone i see

That sounds terrifying. I can't wait.

that is assuming of course the half-assed juggernaut costume i'm working on looks like absolute shit when i'm finished

or assuming i'm quite drunk

All you need is a refurbished gem of cyttorok. Sure you cna find one laying around in a flea market or a seaside cove in the area.

i'll check craigslist

dearest william

WHERE YOU AT DAWG


WHERE YOU AT

still over 310 :(

Jesus I'm in bad shape!
Cut out wound with scalpel <return>
cure aids with paper half <return>

if you are the incredible screaming man will you scream at the westboro people?

> (getting up first)
You make like Uncle Joey and Cut. It. Out. You are now sans buttock. Opps, you dropped the scalpel again! Lousy slippery blood.

> You peer intently at the paper, looking for a recipe for an AIDS cure. Hmm, seems to be swirling around a lot, but you don't see any writing on it.

You are feeling light headed from blood loss.

hell if i get someone to go with me we could drive-by egg them

I'd do it :( i was already trying to think of ways to harass them

actually i bought 50 boxes of conversation hearts at the going out of business dollar store for $2, anyone want to fight hatred with the power of love