yeah get a new pair bending glasses back into shape is tricky!

DEAR WILLIE IF SOMEON CARTCHES YOU AND CUTS OFF AM LOCK OF YOUR BEARD, WILL HE HAVE GOOOD LUCK FOREVERG

probably not! it sure isn't helping ME any anyways >:

With his failing health, will Kim jong il try to have his brain placed into a robot body?

i hope so, that might mean it'd be possible for me to do it someday!

Willie who would win in a fight, The Kool-Aid man or Cheesasaurus Rex?

Sacks, didnt you already prove Kool-Aid man would kick Rex's ass?

Willie who is the more tender lover, The Kool-Aid man or Cheesasaurus Rex?

Dear Willie,

You remind me of a babe.

I WANT SOME REASSURANCE.

cheeseasaurus rex would win but kool-aid man's super diabetes power would leave him ona restricted diet the rest of his life

Willie, does Fathom Zero also make you think of Ted Nugent when he's talking about drugs?

>: DUDE, STRANGLEHOLD.

Dear Willie,

What's your favorite thing to chew on when you're angry?

Any advice for a beard-in-training?

Dear Willie, i desperately need to go on a vacation and get out of California. Where should I go?

Dear Willie, how much will it cost for Sam to get to Yorkshire, so we can take that picture CiG so wants?

SOMETIMES

usually whatever it is i'm angry at >: video game controllers get chewed a lot :(

start out small so you can get use to it easier!

have you tried washington all the cool dudes are doin it

JK SAM I THINK SOMEONE ELSE IS WILLIEING UP THIS THREAD :eek

probably a whole bunch! i'd guess it's probably over $600 round trip and that is probably way wayyy too low a guess even

:eek

I just looked and it is like $1000. :tear

SO WILLIE, HOW DO I MAKE $1000 DOLLARS? :(

dognapping

Dear Willie,
How can I fake my own death so I don't have to go to anymore family gatherings?

you could put a brick on your cars accelerator and have it drive off a cliff into the ocean! make sure to rolldown the windows first, it won't work if the windows are all still up and unbroken and there's no body

Fuck, that means I have to start driving.
:(

ohh even better borrow someone elses car and crash it into the ocean! itll get found out faster cause the person you borrow the car from will go "HEY WHERES MY CAR AT" and go looking for it

That does sound like fun......