A package came in the mail today! A mysterious package!
First thought: "Yeah, there was pretty much no way I wasn't getting jewelry or a dress." THANKS FOR SHOWING ME UP, "FAGOT" What the hell is this shit? Let's see, it opens up, there's a little flap on top, and... wait. Dude. No way. :D Way! It's a pipe with a built in refillable lighter! Or a refillable lighter with a built-in pipe. Either way, that's portable as hell! We load it up with, uh, Christmas-colored green tobacco, and in due time... It should be illegal to be this relaxed! So, yeah, this thing is pretty awesome. Now I feel even shittier about the shitty shit I sent. I'm gonna go commit seppuku ok bye Thanks Dimnos! |
I'm still waiting on mine, not that we're short on time or anything like that.
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I just checked my tracking number and found out my gift has been delivered. Yay!
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Got my SS package, had to go and pick it up.
can't wait to crack it open! Pics tomorrow hopefully. Edit: This post sounds like a telegram. stop |
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Now we need Zomboid to make a "wonderful 'that's it' feeling" comment :p |
So here we are, i got my SS gift from the one and only ChrisGlass!
and check out the plethora of presents set before me. I must have been a good boy this year. Here we have the legendary Magmasaurus locked within his volcanic time capsule, a new Mighty Robot brother, Dan Dare card game,a map of the Earth and a handsome Flintstones timepiece. Here's a pic of the Dan Dare cards the artwork on them is really cool. Moving on we have the DVD film of the movie Dodgeball i honestly don't know why i didn't already own this. The next slice of awesomeness is a table top table tennis set and Toy Story pencils. Next up we have a trio of comic books and while i'll read them all but i gotta say super big turbo thanks so much for the TMNT Christmas Special i love it. So i decided that with these gifts i have all the tools i need to start planing world domination. so i figured i would begin by taking over the large portion of unclaimed land above China (the Unicorn Int'l Trading Limited company doesn't recognize Russia as a country and why should i) and as a distraction while my mighty Robot makes claim to my Empire of New Taconia, i would unleash MagmaSaurus on the only ones able to defeat my Robot masters... Canada. Step number two of my world domination is to move on down to China and with rigorous training in table tennis and Dodgeball my Robot brother will be unstoppable, as he destroys all of China's leaders in multi-staged tournaments they will have no choice but to surrender. But for now the Robot will rest in his new home till i call on him. Thank you so much Chris i love all my gifts, i just wish i were more imaginative because they were perfect material for some kinda story, i did my best to try and not let your efforts go to waste. |
Mighty fine haul, Tacobot! But what does the MagmaSaurus actually look like?
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Yeah, I wanna see the MagmaSaurus too.
Also, I just wanted to type the word magma. MAGMA. |
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I want that scary looking bank |
Oh yea i totally forgot to put up some pics of my new born dino.
So here's the terrifying horror that is MAGMASAURUS!!! Left pic is day one and the right is only a day later, it will be no time at all until i can ride him and crush my enemies. @Ex Leper: she's a beaut ain't she. got her down in Chinatown. @10K: Thanks for the tip. |
Guys guys guys! Guess what I got!!!!!1 More to come
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It's a box!
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Oh I thought it was a new couch with a paisley print
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Is it contagious? should i call my doctor?
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No you can get a vaccination for a mere 20 dollars
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I know what it is! The Puberty fairy came and gave you that sweet facial hair.
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So 4 days later...
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So my father has informed me that a package arrived at our home perhaps a week ago. So, to my Secret Santa, you will see my sexy photos of me enjoying whatever gifts you have sent me on Thursday! This is all assuming the Magmasaurus does not kill me before then.
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sory busyweek. been stuck with overtime. should be able to get pics up ina couple of days
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Shit, is my outgoing gift still lost to the postal system?
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I think Willie needs to start running the secret santa event. So he can use his secret postal powers to track gifts.
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bored at work
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bored at work
according to to my calculations 9 people haven't recieved gifts. but on the other hand my calculations also say 12 people have yet to have thier gifts posted online. so counting batmanjohnsons box only photo I'm little wrong somewhere.
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