IT'S FULL OF OLD HELLO KITTY SNACKS AND FLOAM ISN'T IT? :lol
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A MAN CAN DREAM, CAN HE NOT?
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Looking forward to your photo story 'n pics tomorrow. This is gonna be great hahaha |
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Also someone sent old fruit snacks and floam? Wow big spender huh? |
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Well at least it looked like Captain Rocket. Or maybe we could call him Captain Crotch Rocket did not get anything at all. Kind of poetic when you think of it. If I ever get you for a secret santa I will be sure to include Floam and Gummi snacks with it just so you can remember the good times of 2006 |
no problem amigo.
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Pics up... sometime, camping this weekend, we'll see. EDIT: Thanks JTP, you rock. My friends were way jealous of some of the stuff. |
A box full of severed, yet ethnically varied hands?
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GET TO POSTING YOUR PICS, CANCER BOY.
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I have not recieved any package :<
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It's gonna kick ass. I'm still editing a few photos together.
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All of the following events actually happened and I am merely recreating them. The second is larger because it'd be a kickass background for some of you degenerates, my Christmas gift to those who otherwise wouldn't receive one.
It started when I got the package from the Rog-meister. My elbow is the biggest part of my arm, by the way. Anywho, I'll spare you guys the agony of an unboxing. OH SHIT SON. I never had one of these as a child. Now was my chance. One thing I found odd, though, was the word "MAGIK" scrawled on the side in a mixture of yogurt and blood. Your guess is as good as mine as to what kind of yogurt it was. Damnit, I didn't sign up for this. The manual read like stereo instructions. So I made a few subtle modifications, seen below: YEAH, he's the castle guardian while I'm gone at work or school or play. DOOM FORTRESS COMPLETE. Now that it was done, I could see the complete yogurt & blood inscription: "Yo, man. This castle is magik. Yule be visited by three ghosts tonight. YULE HAHAHAHA. Yeah! These ghost will show you the error of your sloven and non-meshing ways!" Needless to say, I thought it was a dumbass prank that the Rog-ster pulled on me so he could write another article or something. It didn't bother me until I went to brush my teeth... "What the fuck, dude?" "WUZZA WUZZA WUZZUP, DAWG!? I'm the Ghost of Christmas Past. Look upon the err in my ways and hair and reflect upon them." "Pft. Whatever, dude." I walked out into the hall and over to the left, I saw another familiar figure. "I AM THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT! LOOK AT ME AND REVEL IN MY MEDIOCRITY!" "NOOOOOOOOOOO!" I ducked into my room just before it ate my soul or turned me into stone or something. However, nothing prepared me for my next visitor. "Lol, I am ghost of xmas future. I love mishcief makers and am totally not like my friends who are all dumb and ugly. I hate them alot but they love me dumbasses." "Not this time, jerk-face!" "DIEEEEEEE!" Unfortunately, the ensuing fight was too epic and can't be seen with human eyes, lest they explode and you'll bleed awesome. As the smoke cleared and the remnants of GW's head fell to the ground, there was a smell in the air not unlike that of a tub of butter. I walked over and looked at the pile of sadness before me. "He should have listened to me. He made the wrong decision, and he got burned for it, in the end. I just hope she's alright. I bet she's still running, even now. Goodbye, old friend." I glanced down and amongst the ashes, there was a glint of silver. Could it be? HELL YES. The moral of the story is: "Guitar Woman is a ghost pinata filled with stickers, so shoot him if you ever get the chance." Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night. Falalalala and all that jazz. |
Done, damnit.
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gahahaha I enjoyed that. Fuck you vila and gw :D
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Hehe nice pics, I particularly like the one of you popping out of the castle with the gun in hand. Good job assembling it ($20 can go a long way, eh?), though you really should've decorated it more. You barely even colored it in. :(
THAT'S RIGHT PEOPLE, I GAVE HIM A GODDAMNED CASTLE AS A GIFT! TAKIN' SECRET SANTA TO NEW HEIGHTS IN '07! |
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Haha, I just noticed that you can barely tell it's a lightgun in the pictures. |
i got my gift today! :love
omg omg omg omg omg omg >: not funny EVEN THOUGH HE DIDN'T SIGN IT, i knew it was microshock because he PMed me RUINING THE SURPRISE >: to tell me that it was going to be late and no i'm not going to chew the gum because my teeth hurt >: j/k it's alright :love included: an enormous red bow, a massager sponge, 4 packs of gum, a poncho, devil horns (that DIDN'T light up when i put batteries in them :(), a hair clip, a pencil topper, a losing scratched scratch ticket and some sort of fish toy. so what did i do with (most of) these items? i enjoyed myself! |
THAT WAS THE BEST STORY EVER! But where's the little green monkey?
And i'm sorry that the devil horns didn't work. : ( |
Package delivered: Severn, MD. @ 8:42 a.m.
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