Honey you gotta tell everybody who you hate you know what I mean who are you throwin in with so we can shift around to accomodate you it doesn't work any other way around here stick with me I'll watch you back
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I was!!
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Hate huh? Hmmm.....
MY freshman Algebra teacher, he was a really big cockhead. My cousin, my aunt...some of them actually...I don't like Hilary Duff....she's annoying as hell to me for some reason. I can't stand Amanda Bynes. >_< I can't stand GC or Blink, New Found Glory, and uh Sum 41......Should I continue? O.o |
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Hey, just found this message board while I wsa googling for music message boards. But it looks like a cool place. My name is Dan and I am a Canadian.
I'm into lots of things, but mostly I am into music. I spend a lot of my free time working on my website at http://twowaymonlogues.blogspot.com (which is more or a less a music reviews ant other music related news type of website) I am proud to say we have four phenomenal writers. And if you are into music, but not the kind of music that plays on top 40 all the time. You should check it out. I'm also into philosophy, and I am a writer. Who has written 4 novels (although sadly they haven't been officially published) just indepedently. Hope to talk to some of you soon. Dan |
Welcome Dan.
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Fuck off, Dan.
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BAN DAN!! >:
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A blog isn't a website, dan.
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I feel very encouraged that Dan will visit us often. :)
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canadian dan's website/blog doesn't look like much from what I can tell...
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It's not like he's going to use his REAL nationality. :rolleyes
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Uh, hi there. I'm TechnoDestructo/Joker the Maniac/Andrew, whatever the hell you wanna call me. I've been a fan of I-mockery for some time now, and just now decided to join up on the forums. As you can see, I'm a huge GWAR fan (Dave's like my idol), and I love Troma flicks.
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this thread should be renamed to "make your first post here so we can make fun of you in a thread that will remain stickied forever"
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Name- uuh... yeah, right, I´m gonna give you all the opportunity to mock out of my name... forget it!!!....
nah, who am I kidding? my name is Rogelio Guzmán Verduzco, go ahead and mock (like I could get offended by that... snif...) Age- 22 (too damn old to be messing with childs underwe... I mean... toys... too damn young to be ranting bitterly like a 70 year old bastard) job- Net Cafe owner... (life can be sweet) where you at?- the most obvious answer (here) must be used already... so, I´ll say "aquÃ*" and be happy why did you start posting- well... I just felt like posting in a message board where not everybody was depressed... how long have you been on the board- couple of minutes... hobbies- Living... fav. music/band- Sopor Aeternus and the Ensamble of Shadows fav. book- just one? ok... mhh... "The Poets Wedding" by Antonio Skármeta fav. movie- It´s a tie between "Bill and Ted´s Bogus Journey" and "Convivencia" Who do you hate the most on this board- no one... yet... Fav. Beatle- Ringo (gotta love Caveman!) |
At least he didn't make a thread.
Howdy Tech. |
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I don't believe that you know him.
Answer this question, then maybe ill believe yah. What is the best time to get high, according to stoner dave? |
Anytime.
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Anytime is a good time
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:420
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yall better run now!
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Noone feels like it.
OMG BIG SIG DAVE v |
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Name- Cody
Age- 20 job- Student where you at?- Springfield, OR why did you start posting- I finally stopped being a wiener and decided to post. how long have you been on the board- Does LURKING count?? ;) ;) ;) ;) hobbies- Drawing, Writing, THINKING. ;) To the smart people! ;) fav. music/band- Strapping Young Lad and old songs fav. book- I've only read short stories. fav. movie- I DON'T KNOW!! ;) To Jixby ;) Who do you hate the most on this board- I hate everyone who is stupid! Fav. Beatle- Ginger Nut! |
Its been awhile since i've posted here so i figure i should update this thing because i know you all care.
Name- Brian "Danger" Fleshman Age- 19 job- Bowling Alley Mechanic where you at?- California why did you start posting- Cuz i can how long have you been on the board- i dunno, like a year or two i left for awhile tho hobbies- bowling, video games fav. music/band- right now it would be Queen fav. book- Fight Club fav. movie- Shaolin Soccer |
sig be gone :(
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Quit c-blocking, Mr. Largehuge. Can't you see that Dave's got the mac on? :player
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Name- Edward
Age- 25 job- Scientist (Astronomer, to be precise) where you at?- Hawaii (Clear skies make for good stargazing) why did you start posting- Got bored siting around at night. :( how long have you been on the board- about 20 minutes hobbies- Driving up prices on eBay :lol fav. music/band- The Beatles. fav. book- The Lord of the Rings fav. movie- The Matrix Who do you hate the most on this board- I don't know yet Fav. Beatle- Lennon |
Name-Cresten St.Clair
Age-15 job-Student where you at?- Hamilton Il why did you start posting-A while back(the end of 2003) how long have you been on the board-around a year hobbies-Video games, ninjaing, ....... im not a very active person fav. music/band-Modest Mouse fav. book-The Once and Future King- E.B. White (I think) fav. movie-Mst3k THE MOVIE Who do you hate the most on this board-Arrow X Fav. Beatle- I love them all. |
astronomer to be precise.
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Carl Sagan has a funny voice.
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PHUNMAN likes PHUN!
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What was that for?
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Phunman is a retarded dumbshit. You'll see.
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Name: James Fleming Martin
Age: 18 Location: Felixstowe, England Occupation: Student Details: A huge fan of video games and one who enjoys the 'P.E.T.A' flash game! |
Name- Sam
Age- 15 job- BlockBuster where you at?- Garland,Texas why did you start posting- I like i-mockery.com how long have you been on the board- 8 mouths hobbies- Drawing,listening to music,Playing drums fav. music/band- Ramones,Misfits,They might be giants,Guided by voices fav. book/comic- Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy books,Dead@17 fav. movie- Breakfast club,Big lebowski,Christmas story,clerks, goonies Fav. game-Postal 2,Grand theft auto:vicy city,all the Tony Hawk games,Conker's bad fur day,Timesplitters 2 |
You sound mysterious. A lone wolf.
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Name- Shauna
Age- 25 job- Internet Tech Support where you at?- Las Vegas why did you start posting- Bored how long have you been on the board- 3 days hobbies- crafts, making earings, fav. music/band- Marilyn Manson, UPO, Godsmack fav. book- Anne Rice Novels fav. movie- Hell Boy Who do you hate the most on this board- Don't know yet Fav. Beatle- Lady Bug, other wise the dead beatle. LOL |
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Name- Steven Miranda
Age- 20 job- flipping burgers at disney world's blizzard beach where you at?- Kissimmee, Fl why did you start posting- i dunno. i was bored how long have you been on the board- since today (12/13) hobbies- going to the disney theme parks (not to mention invading the disney hotels for two reasons, the arcades and going to the hot tubs just so i can meet chicks fav. music/band- Marilyn Manson, Aerosmith, Godsmack, Erasure, Dimmu Borgir fav. book- anything by Tom Clancy fav. movie- Robocop (or any movie that involves either schwarzenegger or stallone dishing out mindless violence with big, honkinh, machine guns) Who do you hate the most on this board- Don't know yet Fav. Beatle- john lennon Fav. Games- Revenge of Shinobi (not the crappy GBA version, but the original genesis version), Soul Calibur 2, Snatcher (sega CD version), any sonic the hedgehog game (except for robotnik's mean bean machine) |
Welcome Steven. :)
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Name- no
Age- 16 job- no where you at?- Toronto, Ontario why did you start posting- Bored how long have you been on the board- 5 minutes hobbies- no fav. music/band- don't know fav. book- don't know fav. movie- don't know Who do you hate the most on this board- who's cool to hate? Fav. Beatle- that guy with the bowl head |
Name- Evan Joslyn
Age- 17 job- Unemployed where you at?- New Hartford, CT why did you start posting- I'm bored with the other Forums how long have you been on the board- a minute ago hobbies- music, Music, MUSIC fav. music/band- Nine Inch Nails, GWAR, Dead Kennedys, Ministry, and So many bands to list fav. book- Hooked on Phonics fav. movie- Akira, Pulp Fiction, The Cerks, Monty Python & The Holy Grail Who do you hate the most on this board- I dunno who Fav. Beatle- Paul |
OH SHIT DIMEBAGS DEAD!?!?!
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not in our hearts. stay strong brother, stay strong.
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OH SHIT DIAMOND DARRELL IS DEAD :eek
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Sooooo, tell us a little bit about yourself. You had me at "hello". :(
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Name- Bob
Age- 29 job- Indentured Servitude/Help Desk Drone where you at?- Dallas why did you start posting- I've been visiting the site for a few years now, enjoying minimocks and visionary darkness. Just figured I might as well, and this seemed to be as good a place as any. how long have you been on the board- Your guess is as good as mine. hobbies- Drinking, D&D (and other assorted RPG's), Video games, Building/fixing PC's. fav. music/band- The Dwarves, The Cramps, Ramones, Reverend Horton Heat, Weezer, Misfits, Johnny Cash. fav. book- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, LotR trilogy, Wheel of Time series. fav. movie- Flash Gordon, Clerks, The Blues Brothers, Office Space, Fear and Loathing, Where the Buffalo Roam, Stripes, et al. Who do you hate the most on this board- No one...yet. Fav. Beatle- John :blah |
meet me at the mall!
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I'm sad and lonely.
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That was excessive, Mr. Jixby.
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Name : Psycho
Age : 16 Job: Mentally Challengend Where you at : Transilvanya why did you start posting : I had nothin` better to do... how long have you been on the board :about 5 min. hobbies : movies,music blabla same old crap as anyone else fav. band : Nirvana,Foo Fighters,AC/DC,Rammstein,Manowar,Papa Roach,Yngie Malmsteen,Amorphis,Disturbed... fav. book : The Vampire Chronicles - Anne Rice fav. movie : Dogma,Clerks (kevin smith is THE MAN ) fav . Beatle - Paul |
Name- Paul
Age- 15 job- Guitar where you at?- Ohio, which is in the USA why did you start posting- Rom hacks how long have you been on the board- I forgot, not that long. hobbies- Guitar, geek stuff, like games, game making/rom hacking. fav. music/band- CKY. DERRRR! That's why my name's CKY2k I also like Hot Water Music & Alkaline Trio. Fav. genre is Hard Rock fav. book- I don't read much fav. movie-I forgot Who do you hate the most on this board- I don't want to say, because I don't want to hear him/her b**** again. Fav. Beatle-Uhhhh... The s*** beatle [/b] |
The Tender Years
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CKY sucks.
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So, wut's yr favrit color ... aside from the flat black that is a metaphor for your soul ... goth freaks?! >:
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Age- 24
job- Currently looking. where you at?- Ontario, Canada. why did you start posting- Was at one time on another board, till it got shut down. Now i need something to fill in the gap. how long have you been on the board-not long thus far hobbies-Filming, video games. fav. music/band- System Of a Down, nirvana, chili peppers,Tragically hip. fav. book- Angels and demons fav. movie- The twenty fifth hour, LOTR, high fidelity. Who do you hate the most on this board- Dunno. _____________ |
Well, Doc, ever since I was a puppy. :kneeslapper
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hi
I'm Lauren, I'm 23 I live in California. I'm new on the board and i decided to start posting here because I'm board and I wanna laugh. I just graduated from school w/ a BA in photography, but I'm not working as one. I love music, i'm into a lot of punk rock, my favorite band is CODE 4-15. Who is my fav. beatle? Hmmm... I'd have to say ringo.
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Name- NOT Luke Maxwell
Age- 31 job- Financial Advisor where you at?- Sacremento, CA why did you start posting- Because the people here seem cool how long have you been on the board- just started posting! hobbies- Baseball Cards and thats it fav. music/band- The Beatles fav. book- Jurassic Park fav. movie- Animal House, Scarface, The Big Lebowski, The Matrix, Boondock Saints, Pulp Fiction... too many to name! Who do you hate the most on this board- Mr. Mockery that bastard! Fav. Beatle- Ringo! |
Name- NOT Luke Maxwell
Age- 36 job- Internet Security Advisor for an ISP where you at?- Johannesburg, South Africa (Yip, stinking foreigner right at the bottom of Africa) why did you start posting- For the hell of it. how long have you been on the board- not long enough. hobbies- Reading fav. music/band- NOT The Beatles fav. book- The World according to Garp. fav. movie- The Last Samurai........ NOT too many to name! Who do you hate the most on this board- Myself, WTF! Fav. Beatle- NOT Ringo! |
Be a little more ORIGINAL!
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Hooked On Phonics :lol
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Name- Emily
Age- 17 job- Student :tear where you at?- Oregon why did you start posting- Because I was tired of lurking. how long have you been on the board- a few weeks hobbies- Guess. fav. music/band- Beatles, ACDC fav. book- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy fav. movie- Saving Private Ryan, Princess Mononoke (That's right. I went there. What now?) Who do you hate the most on this board- Metal Militia. Fav. Beatle- Lennon. |
hey fuck you. Im the only one that didn't make fun of you in post you picture here, not to mention the plethora of witty posts i generate daily.
You just made yourself an e-enemy >: :eek |
Name- brannon
Age- 29 job- lsu mainframe monitoring where you at?- baton rouge why did you start posting- the internet is serious business how long have you been on the board- Joined: 14 Apr 2004 hobbies- making music, and whatever else fav. music/band- symbiosis, grayarea, nubreed, nin, m.manson fav. book- whatever user manual i'm reading atm fav. movie- hmm, freddy got fingered or clerks Who do you hate the most on this board- no one yet, no rush though Fav. Beatle- john. but i'm not really a beatles fan. |
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Guitar, you dumbshit. :/
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thats it! come on metal, lets tear the bitch apart!
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Bwahahahaha, watch out you guys, teenage girls are meaner than they look.
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Name- Paul
Age- 20 job- Student where you at?- Virginia why did you start posting- You don't wanna know how long have you been on the board- Eh...a day? hobbies- Transformers, Reading, Writing, collecting fav. music/band- Japanese Pop music? I dunno fav. book- Phoenix (series) by Osamu Tezuka fav. movie- I dunno, there's quite alot Who do you hate the most on this board- Emu. No reason, Just the only name I could think of at the moment Fav. Beatle- The Blue Meanie? |
Name- aaron
Age- 30 job- admin where you at?- sydney why did you start posting- like the site content how long have you been on the board- Joined: not long hobbies- tv. music, editing fav. music/band- HIM, T'Pau, Counting Crows fav. book- The Lion, The Witch & The Wardrobe fav. movie- Hexed Who do you hate the most on this board- I'm not getting in involved in sh*t slinging Fav. Beatle- Ringo (cuz he's always least popular!!) |
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The choice of shit-style is very important in this respect. May I recommend eating a lot corn and peanuts.
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Name- the Log Lady
Age- 27 job- admin. assistant at a record label where you at?- philthydelphia why did you start posting- to talk shit how long have you been on the board- not long hobbies- music, photography, gardening, arty stuff fav. music/band- (difficult!) the cure and godflesh fav. book- unsure fav. movie- clean,shaven Who do you hate the most on this board- not sure yet Fav. Beatle- i'd do 'em all |
Name- Crash
Age- 19 job- Cashier where you at?- Chicago, IL why did you start posting- No longer lurking (Since 2001) how long have you been on the board- A week. hobbies- Reading fav. music/band- J-Pop fav. book- Nothing's Scared, Lewis Black fav. movie- Men At Work Who do you hate the most on this board- Right now, RedLeader01, he seems like an immature prick. And for a board called I-Mockery, that says a lot. Fav. Beatle- None |
Name- Jönas Jönsberg
Age- 16 job- McDonalds where you at?- Hamar why did you start posting- I'm young and confused how long have you been on the board- Won't bother checking or remembering :( hobbies- Drawing, animating, all that snooty stuff fav. music/band- Doom-metal, simply put fav. book- cannot recall fav. movie- Scanners Who do you hate the most on this board- Maybe the fifth next guy to post here Fav. Beatle- Ringo |
Who are you really, internet traveller?
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I'm bored... It's late...
Name- Jennifer Michelle Age- 20 job- Admin Assistant at the UU Cong of Tuscaloosa where you at?- Alabama why did you start posting- Fuck if I remember how long have you been on the board- A few years hobbies- Playing bass, drinking, playing video games fav. music/band- Nick Cave, Tom Waits, Mark Eitzel, David Bowie, TSOL fav. book- Better than Sex: a junkies guide to politics fav. movie- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas Who do you hate the most on this board- I don't really like any of you. Fav. Beatle- George |
But who are you, really, internet wanderer?
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Name- Shaun
Age- 14 job- N/A where you at?- Tasmania why did you start posting- how long have you been on the board- a few hours hobbies- music stuff and computer stuff fav. music/band- Alternative, rock and metal/Iron Maiden or ACDC or old metallica or megadeth. fav. book- Automotive Mechanics Fundamentals fav. movie- Star Wars 5 Who do you hate the most on this board- Redleader, because everyone else seems to. Fav. Beatle- I hate them all. |
Name- Johnny
Age- 21 job- student where you at? - Canada why did you start posting- none of your fucking business how long have you been on the board - I sleep beyond the flow of time hobbies- Music fav. music/band- Ministry, The Cure, Falconer, My Dying Bride, Elvenking, skinny puppy, 16 volt ect... fav. book- Homeland fav. movie- I dont even know, Fraility? Who do you hate the most on this board- I am a big teddy bear of love Fav. Beatle- *jacks off vigorously* |
Name- :eek
Age- 24 job- HAZMAT & DECON Trainer where you at? - Seattle Washington why did you start posting- You all make me smile :) how long have you been on the board - I cant remember! hobbies- Movies, Music, WoW :eek Splashing girls with beer. fav. music/band- I like everything that sounds good. fav. book- Watership Down :( fav. movie- Gymkata and Batman :chatter Who do you hate the most on this board- :boohoo Fav. Beatle- The Sand Beetle! |
rob i don't much care for you
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Name- Eddie
Age- 20 job- none where you at?- Philly-style bitches why did you start posting- read the articles on the site and laughed how long have you been on the board- about three seconds hobbies- listening to music, illegally pirating music, talking about shit fav. music/band- The Cure, NIN, Depeche Mode, The Clash, The Smiths fav. book- Real: Pet Sematary Manga: Love Hina fav. movie- Clockwork Orange, Night of the Living Dead, or Pulp Fiction Who do you hate the most on this board- how the fuck should I know? Fav. Beatle- stag or dung |
hi my name is matt have you ever seen clockwork orange??
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yea, that movie was hella lame. fuck Ludwig Von. boring shit. :blah
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yea i noe :blah :domosleep
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