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Unless you spent your whole time hiding in your hostel. ;) Also, tans potentially increase the likelihood sex. >: AGAIN THIS DOESN'T OCCUR IF YOU NEVER LEAVE YOUR ROOM :lol |
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yeah
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I found a funny picture of a cat on the Internet. :eek |
Jake Busey is a scary mutherfucker.
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That is an immediately amusing picture, MM.
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I assume then, that Tanning of the skin is common practice for your parents.
If i were given that, well, ultimatum, i'd say do it with me or no go. Also remind them that some "foriegn chicks" like to have mad sex with the fair of skin. Especially if they speak Spanish with a thick American accent. |
It can be so sad when the immediate is past so quickly. :tear
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isn't it?
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Tan or no tan, tell yer 'Rental units that Cuba is a no go. But Brazil might be because the hookers are not only cheaper but sometimes men.
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OH SHIT! IT'S TRUE! :eek
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Goddamn it.
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So, in the year that I've been staying in this town, the only girls that are overtly interested in me are the twenty-something girl with two kids who works the night shift at Burger King, and my little brother's fifteen year old friend (who I've fortunately managed to avoid meeting).
I need to get the fuck out of here. |
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I really want to see the shuddering ripples. :( |
You know, they made java applets back around like 2000 that could add ripples on mouseover to any pictures.
I could totally steal an applet code and do that to a fat cat picture. But I'm lazy. |
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Stupid. :(
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It's like he he was thinking HMMM, HOW COULD I MAKE MYSELF LOOK EVEN SCARIER TO CHILDREN?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kV5XkBQsKU |
It's ok Pub, a failed Page Brak is a million times better than a crime :eek
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