oh shit fuck samsung, Fathom i've got an orange tongue by now ;_;

Okay, what the hell is going on? First, there's been no snow whatesoever through the whole winter where I live, and now, in the end of March, there's tons of it. Stupid weather.

Snow is great and if you don't like it well you can just get out of America son

He's in Switzerland :rolleyes :rolleyes

But yeah, a nice surprise waking up to see 3 inches of the white stuff. (That's what she said, right guys???)

It was nice of the NCAA to initiate a snow day for March Madness (RIGHT ALL MY SPORTS FORUM PEERS???)

I guess Spring is taking it's own break (RIGHT GUYS, TITS!).

I checked the calender, and yep, it's the Day after TOMORROW! (Right guys, Jake Gyllenhall????)

I was being facetious, irony police

So was I, Irony SWAT :rolleyes

Snow Day? Pffft, you foolish northerners. Right now it's 67 degrees without a cloud in the sky.

PS - please ignore the fact that i was born and raised in Minnesota.

My girl finds them on livejournal.

:rolleyes:

Holy shit, dude, I did the same thing last Friday. I got a can of Tang and poured a third of it into a medium Burger King Orange Fanta. :eek

Great minds think alike, no?

I upped the ante with orange slices dipped into it, though.

Yeah but did you smoke a fat j of the chronic reefers?

ok so i was scrolling up to the top to hit new posts and see if there was anything new and automatically clicked without seeing that there was an ad that said "wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales", and the page changed before it could go to whatever the rest of the ad was so then i hit back to see what it was all about and instead it had the pedegg ad that says "REMOVES CALLOUSED DRY SKIN" or w/e

IT MAKE ME LAUGH JAJAJAJAJ JIMMY WALES REMOVES DRY SKIN JAJAJAJAJAJ

Naw, man. I don't go for that. I go fo fists.

FACEFISTED

One day, you'll know the feeling of what it is like to have knives in your bed. And your skin.

WILL IT BE CCCCCCRRRRRRRAAAAAAWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIINNNNNN NGGGGGGGG IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNN MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYY SSSSSSSSSSSSSKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNN NNNNNNN

you think orz *fingers* are *many bubbles*, but orz are just orz! stop being such a *silly* *camper*

I just finished the worst shift I think I've ever had.

First, one of the oil vats' valve wouldn't close, so it was constantly draining (which makes it impossible to clean the other ones). Then, our sinks backed up, and somehow, so did the drain in the floor. So I was washing dishes (which makes it worse) in about an inch of disgusting "water" with BBQ sauce mixed into it.

...;_;

Mario can fix pipes
:oneofthosedays

I didn't know that Keanu Reeves was Canadian until I saw O Canada at Epcot.

Thanks, Disneyworld!

He used to be on some Canadian teen news show too!

*enjoy the sauce*

Did anyone saw an UFO or a flying sauce lately?