You mean we're not ;)

LOOK IM LIKE GUITAR WOMAN WITH THE INSIDE JOKES ;)

anybody know of a site that takes a picture you upload and it instantly makes an animated gif of a person with a mallet smashing said picture til it shatters like glass?

That would be a great idea for a website, if it doesn't exist.

i do not know of one, but i feel that it would not be hard to do so

oh, and now i'm at work and also boooooooored

my life is awful

how can i apply the internet to helping my life

earn $$$ online

i could just earn that in real life

Oh wow, a clue! :eek

Why did Noob3 get banned again?

because he got banned and couldn't get into his pm's to retrieve mattjack's address to send his present

true story

Funny story, actually: He signed up for the Secret Santa event, but never sent out his gift. Kind of a bummer, actually.

HEY EVERYBODY!!!!


WHAT DID I MISS!!!!

This is like Catch Me If You Can.

gw that is what the loveline forum is for

My pappy said "son, you're gonna drive me to drinkin' if you don't stop drivin' that hot rod Lincoln."

Ok so today I went to Wal Mart to get some groceries, and there was not one, not two, but THREE midgets in the store! Three midgets in a Wal Mart in North Carolina. Today was a good day.

explaning this kid audio and torrents it's going to hard :/

someone (06:08:52 p.m.): how do i know the bitrate?<br>me(06:09:10 p.m.): wel<br>lme(06:09:24 p.m.): what are you using<br>me(06:09:30 p.m.): to play music<br>someone(06:09:34 p.m.): itunes <br>me(06:09:39 p.m.): right click the file<br>me(06:09:43 p.m.): obtain info<br>someone (06:10:12 p.m.): oh okay, thanks<br>me(06:10:34 p.m.): if says VBR
me(06:10:42 p.m.): you need to use audioindetifier<br>someone (06:11:50 p.m.): for the format for everything it says mpeg-1, layer 3 <br>someone(06:12:01 p.m.): what does that mean/

and somene explaining me how to use vbulletin bbcode is going to be harder :x

yea this isn't myspac :x

Yesterday, two midgets came up to my counter and ordered some Taco Salads, which was funny as they are big salads and they were little people. Can we keep them as pets?

Big salad? Who are you? Elaine Benes?

I'm not allowed to keep humanoid pets anymore. :(

Damn, I'll return my dog collar. :(

:x

Back in the High Middle Ages, when among the nobility one's identity was defined by his lineage, there was a huge variety of attacks on one's blood with names like "son of perdition" and "son of iniquity" and "son of damnation".

I find that the modern simplified version, the all-encompassing "son of a bitch" is just lazy and boring.