She makes my dick wither.

(Joke about you not having a dick)
(Crushing realization that my finest moment was when I told that one guy on the internet his dick was small)

k im done here. i must apologize for misusing these forums. forgive me!!

^^^

Your best post so far

:lol

You could reuse this in Pram Maven's thread.

it is infinitely applicable

Jesus Christ, Zooey Deschanel.

OaO, it looks like you're purposely puffing out your cheeks. Either that or you never lost your face fat.

Maybe he has a fat head?

I think he just still has his face fat. I mean, just look at those jowls.

o man check out those 8" pythons

also maybe he's just providing for his family by storing nuts in his cheeks for the winter.

We have a new Premier.

:|

She's a babe, and has style and grace.

Her nose.

It's so tiny.

Who's the blonde lady that captain516 posted?

Because I usually hate blondes but daaaamn

She looks like that guy from The Soup and Community.

I don't know :(
But the picture came from here
http://lastnightsparty.com/

That chick has a terrible rack, man

:lol :| :(