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Kitsa Sep 10th, 2009 03:31 PM

straight tortoiseshells are torties....a torbie is a tortoiseshell/tabby mix (random stripelets here and there, like on her head)

Like torties, most male torbies don't live, so they're almost all female. Surviving males are usually sterile.

She looks like a sweetie. Torbies just have their own bizarre outlook on life.

Aaarg Sep 10th, 2009 03:39 PM

huh, weird.

yeah, alyssa explained that it's (well tortoise shell) a female only thing because whatever causes it is on the second x chromosome. so if'n males are born that way, they've got an extra x and are as you mentioned sterile.

and she's definitely an attention hog. i think she hears the stroking of hands on cat fur, because if you pet one of the kittens and she's on the other end of the house, she'll run over and start rubbing on you, as if to say "don't forget me!"

Kitsa Sep 10th, 2009 03:43 PM

Oh, they're very jealous. If I pet one of the other cats, Pepper comes running and we say, "Here comes Little Miss Jealous."

Aaarg Sep 10th, 2009 03:56 PM

Haha, we generally go "aw fuck y'all, pet me muhfuckas!"

Jeanette X Sep 13th, 2009 08:44 PM

Puppy can't roll back over
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwMdE5z5KGw

I swore I wouldn't post puppy videos...but this one just made me melt. :melt

captain516 Sep 13th, 2009 08:51 PM


Edit: why is this in the 'Movies & television' section?

Jeanette X Sep 13th, 2009 10:29 PM

I remember that one! AWWWWWW!!! :love

darkvare Sep 13th, 2009 10:49 PM

puppies are awesome :3

executioneer Sep 13th, 2009 11:46 PM

i hope nobody gets mad but it seemed like the puppy can't roll back over thread belonged in here :(

Tadao Sep 15th, 2009 05:28 PM



http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wil...-in-China.html

Dimnos Sep 15th, 2009 05:34 PM

What about the winged cats?




Kitsa Sep 17th, 2009 01:28 PM


Tadao Sep 17th, 2009 01:29 PM


captain516 Sep 17th, 2009 03:21 PM

Someone told me
Its all happening at the zoo.

I do believe it,
I do believe its true.

Its a light and tumble journey
From the east side to the park;
Just a fine and fancy ramble
To the zoo.

But you can take the crosstown bus
If its raining or its cold,
And the animals will love it
If you do.

Somethin tells me
Its all happening at the zoo.

The monkeys stand for honesty,
Giraffes are insincere,
And the elephants are kindly but
Theyre dumb.
Orangutans are skeptical
Of changes in their cages,
And the zookeeper is very fond of rum.

Zebras are reactionaries,
Antelopes are missionaries,
Pigeons plot in secrecy,
And hamsters turn on frequently.
What a gas! you gotta come and see
At the zoo.

Dimnos Sep 17th, 2009 05:09 PM


Kitsa Sep 18th, 2009 06:28 PM

I went to a pet "boutique" today where they had an in-house chihuahua who was roaming the store and who sat out on the main mall's walkway in front of it.

I couldn't ever do that. If that were my dog, I would be freaked the hell out worrying about someone picking it up and sticking it under their coat, or something. Chihuahuas are so tiny :(

Dimnos Oct 15th, 2009 03:05 PM

My newest addition.


stevetothepast Oct 15th, 2009 03:08 PM

I was out in the woods looking for some cranberries, I came across this creature:


Tadao Oct 15th, 2009 03:16 PM

:rolleyes

kgp4death Oct 15th, 2009 06:42 PM

i take that as an invitation....here is my late dog, she died like a month ago.....she kinda looks like Bruce Campbell


Tadao Oct 15th, 2009 06:49 PM

Cute doogie, but maybe you shouldn't have let it chew on anything that says made in china.

kgp4death Oct 15th, 2009 08:05 PM

yeah not funny dude.

Tadao Oct 15th, 2009 08:07 PM

That wasn't meant to be funny dip shit, what are you an asspie? You don't seem too bright.

Tadao Oct 15th, 2009 08:09 PM

Whatever, go ahead and not pay attention to what your pets have in their mouth. Fuck if I care about you.

Wiffles Oct 15th, 2009 08:12 PM

Have you turned into a pet nutritionist now? For all we know, all the known periodic table elements that make up the paint on that product could be nutritious ^.^


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