I-Mockery Forum - I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

Some dumb asian broad ran a red light and hit my mustang >:>:>:
It bulged the bumper, goddammit, everything's original on it. >:>:>:

At least her car was completely and absolutely totalled, tho

Grislygus

Apr 3rd, 2008 03:10 PM

Of course, by "just" I actually mean a few months ago, but I don't think I've gotten around to bitching about it in these parts

Pub Lover

Apr 3rd, 2008 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 544513)

you're talking to a girl :eek

High point of my day so far. ;(

Pub Lover

Apr 3rd, 2008 03:12 PM

CATCH THOSE FLYING NAKED CHILDREN!

Pub Lover

Apr 3rd, 2008 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 544515)

my mustang

WHERE THE HELL IS THE VIDEO OF YOU SLIDING ACROSS IT'S HOOD?! INTERROBANG!

Esuohlim

Apr 3rd, 2008 03:15 PM

Nice page break image now I'm going to have to clear my cache again >:

Grislygus

Apr 3rd, 2008 03:20 PM

Awright, pub, I can see if I can hook you up wid dat

Except that the right bottom front side is kinda crumpled now >:, awesome factor lost.

Pub Lover

Apr 3rd, 2008 03:21 PM

I would also like the phone number for that Jewish vegan activist chick you metioned.

Grislygus

Apr 3rd, 2008 03:25 PM

No you don't. I never met her , but I've heard horror stories.

Literally, horror stories, I have some reliable info that she regularly turned into a werewolf and devoured men's penises

In a bad way :eek

Grislygus

Apr 3rd, 2008 03:26 PM

The whole D&D club thing is actually a hilarious story in and of itself, actually

MetalMilitia

Apr 3rd, 2008 03:26 PM

Quote:

I would also like the phone number for that Jewish vegan activist chick you metioned.

I hear liquidstatik can arrange for you to have sex with a baby, if that's any help.

liquidstatik

Apr 3rd, 2008 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 544525)

Nice page break image now I'm going to have to clear my cache again >:

:rolleyes

Hobo Renee

Apr 3rd, 2008 03:28 PM

a vegan baby.

liquidstatik

Apr 3rd, 2008 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 544538)

I hear liquidstatik can arrange for you to have sex with a baby, if that's any help.

he's already asked once :x

Pub Lover

Apr 3rd, 2008 03:28 PM

A Jewish vegan activist baby? In Arkansas?

liquidstatik

Apr 3rd, 2008 03:29 PM

i got hoes in diff area codes :ludacris

Hobo Renee

Apr 3rd, 2008 03:30 PM

Kinky.

Grislygus

Apr 3rd, 2008 03:31 PM

Post 19

STAY ON TARGET

Grislygus

Apr 3rd, 2008 03:32 PM

STAY ON TARGEEEET

Pub Lover

Apr 3rd, 2008 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hobo Renee (Post 544544)

Kinky.

What happened to the side scroll?

NO EDITING IN THE EDIT ROOM!

Hobo Renee

Apr 3rd, 2008 03:37 PM

I"M DRUNK!

Pub Lover

Apr 3rd, 2008 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pandajuice (Post 544517)

Devil Wears Prada (my wife wanted to watch this one, it was awful. Really predictable, cliche, and boring)

First she makes you move to a shitty country & then she makes you watch shitty movies?

If I didn't share your bad teeth fetish I wouldn't know what you saw in her.

Pub Lover

Apr 3rd, 2008 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hobo Renee (Post 544553)

I"M DRUNK!

Good. :)

Grislygus

Apr 3rd, 2008 03:40 PM

STAY ON TARGET

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