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So, I'm about to go to the bars. I'm wearing a shirt I like a lot. Long-sleeve button-down, jet black sateen made of 100% silk.
I feel like I should demonstrate my affinity for it with some crass hyperbole. Dude, because of this shirt tonight I'm gonna get so much pussy that I'll wake up with more STDs than mainstream pathology presently recognizes. So many chicks are going to want me that we'll have to find a late night stadium that rents by the hour. Tomorrow morning, there will be significant shortages in the national supply of the "morning-after pill" because of me wearing this shirt. In the aftermath of my mental puissance coming together with me wearing this shirt tonight, the global average IQ will raise by at least two points as my bastards enter the population. |
man, i kind of understand you, i have some awesome buds to smoke, that i'll like to share with some chick, i mean find a stoner girlfriend to share my trips with cuz i am sick of smoke all by miself, of course when i'm stoned i forget about all this lonely feeling, if i quit pot i bet i could be getting laid at this moment, life is unfair, god gives bread to people that has no teeth :tear
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You could probably eat bread with no teeth.
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ElPila666 you can smoke w/ me babbbyy ;>
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This is where somebody who works here says something like, "I-Mockery does not support the use of illegal substances." Right?
No? Okay, well, who's got the hook-up on some jenkem? |
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Jesus Christ.
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hey liquid statik wanna join a gang?
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I MADE DR O STOP POSTING AND THAT WAS MY GOAL, EVEN IF I DID IT WITHOUT HIM GETTING MY IRONY. :spin |
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I went to a greasy bar in Superior, Wisconsin tonight and watched two of my friends hustle all of the pool players there. Also, the electronic juke boxes that take 1$ bills are the devil.
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oh man did it take credit cards and let you "download" songs too
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That would be the one.
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bureaucrats :rolleyes
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Can I get a preemptive ban on Colonelclusterfuck? :domo
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I've been downloading "Ocean of Fear" for about 4 days.
It's better be worth the wait >: |
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