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I don't know if it matters or not.

Jameson works wonders.

I got snow in my beer. :(

it's like fluffy ice!

What the fuck? Why do you get snow in June aside from being on the other side of the world?

southern hemisphere BI*CH

:(

i was jus jokin man i am actually jealous of you having snow in june but not too much cause i went swimming today and it felt great so i guess yea

I'm not a big fan of winter. It looks cool through the window, but it makes going out that much worse.

Plus I have no snow appropriate shoes.

Also, somewhere out in the blizzard there is a flickering power pylon that keeps fragging my modem.

Find it. And destroy it.

so what's going on in THIS thread

i really want some pizza right now

I have Macaroni and spaetzle.

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Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 563304)

Try scotch...works for me.

EDIT: Unless you're underage. If you're underage, drink milk with a little umbrella in it.

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Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 563311)

Jameson works wonders.

Woodford Reserve or Knob Creek make for a refreshing change. Kitsa, I'm very sorry for your loss. :(

The day just get's shittier and shittier. http://www.destructoid.com/ghostbust...is-91932.phtml

I can't remember the last brand of scotch I had. Right now I want a giant margarita made with the good stuff.

Thanks Col. Flagg...

oi, i've been skeptical about this game since day one

I reserved it. :(

They got all the Ghostbusters and the receptionist what's-her-name, if I remember correctly.

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Originally Posted by wetstereorebel (Post 563356)

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 563334)

Thanks for repeating what I just said new guy.

Ouch, was that a vicious 'anti-newb' remark, or am I just being overly sensitive?

Are you kidding at vicious, you useless sack of shit? That was practically hugging your shitpot face and giving your wankhardened dickclasping hands the keys to the boards, you fecally infected puss-sore. Jesus, you're so fucking dumb I hope I bloodywell die before seeing you post again. >:

hail, fellow cimmerians

also sry kitsa :<

Thanks.

Tried one of those Dairy Queen coffee drinks tonight. It sucked. It was made with instant coffee....blarrrgggg.

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Originally Posted by ScruU2wice (Post 563375)

on a slight digression, the In Rainbows I downloaded doesn't work anymore. What's the deal with that?

Saad sighting :eek

Everyone read :[

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Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 502598)

I need 60 bucks to get my car fixed, so I can start my job.

Somebody lend me 60 buuucks, and I can get ya back on either the 1st or 15th of next month.

:x

paypal = dannytatom@gmail.com

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Originally Posted by FartinMowler (Post 502601)

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Originally Posted by MarioRPG (Post 502618)

Nice try Danny, or should I say, Nigerian Prince?

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Originally Posted by Matt Harty (Post 502643)

epic story on what happened to your car plz

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Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 502652)

i was leaving the boondocks and flies wouldn't gtfo of my car so i wasn't paying attention to the road and hit a curb, popped my tire, and fucked up the rim lol :[

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Originally Posted by Sam (Post 502653)

I'd so donate money to you but I am still waiting for noob3 to post pictures of the bacon he bought after the noob3 hunger drive. I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE THE MONEY IS GOING TO THE RIGHT PLACE.

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Originally Posted by Matt Harty (Post 502679)

hahaha liquid ;o

wasn't I supposed to give noob3 that money?

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Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 502682)

guys all i need now is like 20 bucks

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 502687)

I'll give you money when Sam posts drumming4buddha's boobs :(

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Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 502688)

sam you better do it >:

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Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 502689)

and soon, i was supposed to start today >:

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Originally Posted by noob3 (Post 502695)

noone ever sent me money for the noob3 hunger bacon drive :(

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Originally Posted by Matt Harty (Post 502764)

good thing i still have your address!

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Originally Posted by Matt Harty (Post 502765)

haha liquid did you get fired already

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Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 502786)

naaahh, i don't even start yet >:

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Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 502810)

omg so now my car is towed and i need 300 bucks total to get it out of the impound and fix the tire
UGH, i have no way of making money

i can't get any kind of loans because i haven't had my job and/or back account for 30+ days. :/

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Originally Posted by Matt Harty (Post 502845)

what are these lies liquidstatik :(

lol @ getting a loan to get a car out of the impound :lol

epic story on why your car got towed plz

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Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 502858)

Guys I need about $300 by today!

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Originally Posted by Terra (Post 502859)

hey can anybody spare some food stamps????

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Originally Posted by GADZOOKS (Post 502861)

Does anyone have a spare prosthetic leg so I can start my job?

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Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 502863)

i'm supposed to start, but i haven't yet ;o

i found money so nvm you guys 8]

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Originally Posted by Matt Harty (Post 503008)

yeah usually if you're "supposed" to be there and you aren't you get fired. this entire story of yours has been sketchy my friend. What is your job anyways?

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Originally Posted by ArrowX (Post 503034)

hes probably an illegal day laborer who posts using public library computers.

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Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 503039)

home health care 8]

AND NVM GUYS, my friends dads payin for it. ;o

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Originally Posted by Terra (Post 503057)

You're a real career ladder, ruthless type of guy.

Thank Kee-Rsyt you know how to beg and blow, beeg time.

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Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 503068)

huh :x

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Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips (Post 503334)

terra shut up!!!!!!!! BITCH