Dear Willie,

If I were to get a new car, what car should I get? I have been told to get something more practical for me, but I have yet to even explore the uses of a station wagon or even the convenience of its massive expendature of space? Am I thinking too hard on such a thought? I think I could start my own tours because the back seat faces the rear! Or team up with a hombre and sell ice cream!

HELP!,
Cody

idk for sure what would be best but if you get a wagon make sure you get one that's fairly fuel efficient!

Dear Willie,

I've been drinking since Thursday. What's the limit before it's considered a bender?

Thanks,

Bill

well i'd say 48 hours personally but i've not really thought about it that much

IF YOU CAN POST ON A MESSAGE BOARD THEN ITS NOT A BENDER AND ALSO YOU ARENT DRINKING ENOUGH

Dear Willie,

Seriously, how ugly are we talkin' here?

we're talkin' gaza strip ugly, y'all

Good god damn.

When the fuck are they gonna finnaly start building the freedom towers? I mean what the fuck is the hold up?

Dear Willie,


What is the meaning of wife?


Ghost

nobody likes freedom anymore idk

Does that mean they're really the French Towers & that is why no one is working on it?

probably. stupad french

Was hurricane Katrina my fault?

only a little

Will anyone ever invent something more delicious than cheese?

yes

Penal code?

Dear Willie,
Why does In the Line of Fire suck so much? I mean, it's lesser than the sum of its parts.

I read the police report. The penal code is 8=======D~~~~O:

Dear Willie,

A group of 25-30 nudes pedaled on their bikes past my work place and I do not recall seeing any black people, nay, any of race than euroasian. Does this mean that such an event is discriminatory?

RCW 9.68A

Willie, why didn't you answer elx's question of "What are crazy girls thinking?"