I'm a halfbreed... my dad's flilipino (asian beaner) and my mom's mexican

They don't get taller than 5'4" either.

If you start quoting Carlos Mencia I swear to god I'll bribe one of the mods to ban you.

actually, there are some pretty tall people in my family... the whole only 5'4" thing is a myth

Our maid in Hong Kong was filipino. Everytime she talked I wanted to jam knitting needles in my ears

Oh wait, ALL the maids in hong kong were filipino

Look at his fat prom date, did you rent a flatbed to drive you guys to the prom?

Oh God, have you checked your BMI lately? I think Tadao's onto something, that weight simply can't be healthy for a boy your age.

Go call a doctor and schedule an appointment. Now. Tell them it's urgent. I'm serious, stop what you're doing and get help. If you can't hit the buttons, use a pencil or something. Given the assuredly hamhock-ian girth of your fingers, a novelty size rotary phone might be best for you.

she's a friend of mine, I didn't even go to prom... btw the girl next to her in the fourth pic is my girlfriend.

Oh god the fish lips

Hahah we were just kidding!
We don't think you have a girlfriend.

my bmi is within average you dolt, I know how to calculate that... I kinda have to

No fatty, this is the only girlfriend you'll ever have.

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v7...rrent=Rika.gif

His BMI is 19,5. You're normal weight if your BMI is 18,5-24,9

Complete with absurd sex midgets. Or are those illegitimate children from a previous relationship?

You are 1 sick fucker dood.

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v7...urrent=Kai.gif

wow, that's the most original you could come up with? Raiding my photobucket doesn't get you much cred man...

Just look at all this sad shit.
http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v719/chibilover/

I could see him buying those creepy child-sized japanese dolls, whatever the fuck they're called. His little rika-chan will always understand him

like you don't have a hobby... I draw those for girls I know

Well yeah, look at what he singed up for.

http://cosmosrpg.proboards82.com/ind...karekanoaddict

Don't worry, we Japanese will always be there to supply you with imaginary girlfriends.

Dear Yuki-whatsis, Sephiroth will never manifest in your bedroom late one night and take you away to forever be a one-winged misunderstood hero with a large-breasted girlfriend. I'm sorry.

Oh Tadao, are you like the Japanese wish fairy of I-mock now?

Titled :
another reason to stay home


http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v7...=ccs_6_800.jpg



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