I-Mockery Forum - I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

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Goddamnit I'm going to miss that because I already promised that we'd go to the Renaissance Festival tomorrow >:

Tadao

Oct 4th, 2008 10:09 PM

YOU HAVE MORE POWER THAN A CHILD DOES!

ElPila666

Oct 4th, 2008 11:01 PM

:tear

Guitar Woman

Oct 4th, 2008 11:07 PM

I only ever use steam nowadays

Asila

Oct 4th, 2008 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 584831)

YOU HAVE MORE POWER THAN A CHILD DOES!

But I like it when she's happy :(

Kitsa

Oct 5th, 2008 09:03 AM

Our neighbor grooms dogs and says it will be $35 to groom mine and everywhere else is saying like $10-20 and I don't know how I am going to get around this and preserve neighborly relations :( I have no moneys.

MetalMilitia

Oct 5th, 2008 09:06 AM

Groom it yourself?

Kitsa

Oct 5th, 2008 09:10 AM

Yeah, I will when I get some clippers, for the time being I had to do it with blunt-ended scissors and it's a little sloppy, that's all. All of the "surplus money" I had (hah) went to buy basic supplies for the surprise puppy.

Pub Lover

Oct 5th, 2008 02:38 PM

Quote:

An Austrian man killed his parents-in-law by setting them on fire with a homemade flame-thrower.

The 48-year-old man used a flame-thrower he had created from a propane gas container to set alight the elderly couple as they lay in bed.

The woman burned to death in her bed and her husband's body was found on a bench outside their home in the southeastern village of St Magdalena am Lemberg.

The man fled the scene and stabbed himself in the stomach. He is now in an induced coma following an emergency operation.

Why would a Pyro stab himself? It was totally a spy.

Pub Lover

Oct 5th, 2008 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 584911)

OMG ZQ! I didn't really mean for you to send me boobie pics. I'm almost 40 and you are 17! I'll wind up in jail. Thank you though, you have nice perky nipples. When you turn 18 I'll hook up with you.

SHARING IS CARING :(

Tadao

Oct 5th, 2008 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 584879)

All you would have to say is that you can't afford that expense on a aircut for your puppy. If they hate you for that, well... they hate you already and it would be dumb to give your money to haters.

Pub Lover

Oct 5th, 2008 05:17 PM

COME ON, T. I'D SHARE WITH YOU IF I HAD ANYTHING. :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 584917)

because that second nut is harder to achieve than you think :(

MAYBE FOR YOU, ONE-BALL MCGEE :rolleyes

Tadao

Oct 5th, 2008 05:21 PM

Dood, I never share pics of the ladies. That is why they trust me enough to send them.

Pub Lover

Oct 5th, 2008 05:23 PM

Pub Lover

Oct 5th, 2008 05:25 PM

NO ONE WOULD TRUST ME LIKE THAT BECAUSE I WOULD TOTALLY POST THEM HERE :(

WELL, SEVEN FORCE TRUSTED ME, BUT WHAT THE HELL FAG MOVE IS SHOWING A DUDE YOUR DICK ANYWAY? :x

Tadao

Oct 5th, 2008 05:30 PM

AND LIQUID!

I had those pics of Asila before you guys. Who do you think made her do those poses to proof she is a lady? :wink

She has pics of me that you don't have. That is why we trust each other. :filthywebcamsex

Pub Lover

Oct 5th, 2008 05:32 PM

WHAT PICS OF ASILA? :eek

DUDE, YOU GOTTA LEARN TO SHARE. :(

Tadao

Oct 5th, 2008 05:35 PM

Liquid posted one and something very negative about my lovely lady. Maybe your buddy LS needs to learn to share with you :eek

Pub Lover

Oct 5th, 2008 05:37 PM

MAN, I BETTER END THIS CONVERSATION BEFORE YOU START CLAIMING TO HAVE OAO/CHOJIN YAOI SKETCHED BY DOOPA. :(

Pub Lover

Oct 5th, 2008 05:39 PM

WHICH IS MY SEXUAL FANTASY ULTIMATE DREAM :x

plus cameos by Seth. ;) :orgasm :yum :wank