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eh *shrugz shoulderz*
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How now brown cow?
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I seriously injured myself today, should I go to a doctor or make a thread about it?
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it's time that heals all wounds, not the internet
although that expression doesn't really account for massive hemorrhage so idk |
Exactly at what point does hemorrhaging become massive hemorrhaging?
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i think you should probably ask a doctor that quetsion, especially if you've got a hemorrhage that you're unsure of
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Wait... I thought you were a doctor
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Willie, are you a doctor?
If not, have you ever been a pilot? |
i'm afraid not, no :(
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Willie do you think Milhouse's injury was FALSIFIED and he just made it up so he could ask you a question?
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i think he was making fun of gw :x
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Is guitar woman REALLY a woman with a vagina and everything?
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only in that alternate reality where everyone's the opposite sex
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All the fantasy MMOs then.
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Dear Willie;
Is There Hope For JackOfAllTrades Yet? |
i think his names jakeofalltrades, and unfortunately there probably is
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Well that clears that up. Next question;
Will people ever get used to the "NEW" facebook? |
Better question: I don't have a Capital One card, why am I not fighting vikings?
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Best question: I am a viking and I am looking for someone who doesn't have a Capital One card so I can burn their house down and rape their women folk, do you know anyone looking for that kind of thing?
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Dear Willie,
What's your favorite flavor of ice cream? |
Willie,
why would a person lick their arm hair in public around people like some kind of cat? |
WILLIE IS THIS TOO MANY QUESTIONS FOR THE QUEUE
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Followup Question: I'm a Viking, will I qualify for a Capital One card?
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Dear Willie;
What is your opinion on the new Vikings vs. Capital One Clients app. on FaceBook. |
Willie are there too many viking and Capital One related questions for the queue
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Dear Willie,
What do vikings use as money? |
Dear Willie,
What do people who have Capital One cards use as money? |
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i guess that means uh no not really |
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Dear Willie,
Who's the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks? |
all dicks, black or otherwise, are private and you should know that by now
how many times are you going to embarass yourself in public before you learn |
Dear Willie,
Can ya dig it? |
digging gives me carpal tunnel, you do it
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Dear Willie,
If you were a fish, what would I use to bait you? |
fun size snickers
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Dear Willie,
What kind of zombie should I be for Halloween this year? |
pediatric nurse
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Willie,
Am I being to much of a jerk? |
there's no such thing as too much of a jerk, at least not on this message board
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Dear Willie,
what should I do on my four day weekend? |
build a tree fort!
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DEAREST WILLIE,
SHOULD I SWEAR OFF MEN AND THEN IN A HILARIOUS TURN OF EVENTS GET DRUNK, HAVE A ONE-NIGHT STAND, GET PREGNANT, HAVE THE BABY AND THEN MARRY DUDE AND LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER? THANKS, KAREN |
you should only do half of those things!
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Willie, is it legal for someone you know, say, your parents, to make you register to vote when you don't want to or care, and use your vote so they can vote twice?
Because that doesn't sound right to me. |
i'm pretty sure it isn't!
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Awesome!
I'll vote for McCain just to spite them. |
you should vote for mcclain instead maybe he'll do another boigah report
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YOU SHOULD SELL YOUR VOTE ON EBAY!
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YOU'RE NOT WILLIE :(
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are you sure, he looks a awful lot like willie from here
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No Willie is a short guy, broad in the shoulders but narrow at the hip. He's also got a glass eye.
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well i'll be dipped
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willie
why does this forum have cancer |
because it sinned against our lord jesus, same reason everyone gets it
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Willie,
Willie, On the wall. The most beautiful beard of them all. Who shot JR? |
elpila did
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Dear Willie,
What was your first avatar? |
i think it was a picture of me in a hat with pig ears and nose on
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HEY WILLIE!
WHAT DID THE JERKS DO TO YOU TO MAKE YOU HATE THEM SO MUCH? |
they didnt get stabbed enough
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Dear Willie:
Why does the Caged Bird Sing, and why won't that other guy tell us in the title, is he smug or something, does he just think he's the shit |
Wille, do you want to go see Stella with me?
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hey willie, where all the ladies at? cause i am lonely and i need a lady :(
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Man you only think that. BUT I'LL LET WILLIE FIELD THIS ONE SINCE IT'S HIS THREAD AND ALL.
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i don;t mean "i need a lady" like "i need a lady :love" i mean "i need a lady" like "i need a lady :x"
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Oh ho ho :conspiracy
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shut the fuck up, not-willie >:
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The ladies are all in art shit, at least i HOPE those are ladies :x
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Oh ho ho :conspiracy
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Willie, What is the ideal pizza?
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I would like to know this too.
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pepperoni and jalapeno-garlic stuffed green olives (at least it was last week!)
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i'm gonna bet that he made it.
that sounds awesome, willie. i'm gonna make it minus the pepperoni. |
i made one on half of a frenchbread, it was fab
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Willie, can you point me in the right direction to create a streaming music playist that I can share with you fine folks?
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wwwelll i used to just use winamp and shoutcast, but i don't know if that would still work or not
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Willie:
No matter how many awesome songs the Kinks made, how great can they really be, when they directly inspired some of the worst, vilest, and most insipid bands to pollute the nineties, such as Blur and Oasis? |
i kinda like blur so i can't really give a straight answer to that ;_;
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ok only song 2 but still i really like that song
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DEAR WILLIE:
Why do I turn into a nihilistic jackass this time of year |
because your heart is two sizes too small
you need surgery pretty bad :( |
willie: why do these things happen?
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Dear Willie, how do you tell your boyfriend he's useless and selfish and you want him to go away, without making him hate you for the rest of time because he's also really touchy?
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Dear Willie, will Shrubfest ever ACKNOWLEDGE ME AS THE MAN OF HER DREAMS?
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Dear Willie, what's the best way to pick up a girl after she's dumped her boyfriend?
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Dear Willie, what kind of doomsday device would I need to exterminate angry girlfriends, wacky stalkers, and smooth anime characters?
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