man fuck it i'm not spending 40 bucks and driving an hour and a half to sit by myself

i'm doing that now

S'okay Willie. I spent the day in a darkroom and listening to some thirty-three-and-a-thirds that I got from dead people.

I got dumped :\


What a fantastic Valentines.

o shit :(

Not SO bad though, since I didn't think we were really suited for each other, and I was sort of thinking about when I would break up with her. Still sore though.

That really fucking sucks, Zhukov :( I'm sorry.

you gotta make your own romance holidays, not base your lovelife on dead catholic saints for fucksake

Still, people seem to pick the damnedest times. Maybe they're buckling under society's expectations or some such shit. Or maybe some sort of selfish stock-taking, I don't know.

I was dumped on my 21st birthday and I cried on the couch all day and drank an entire bottle of wine.

I broke up with Eric about a week before our 6 year anniversary.

Was it inspired by the looming anniversary, or was that coincidence?

coincidence. we'd been getting more and more distanced for about two years, but i was just the one to see it first.

My best friend got dumped on valentines day, i got dumped less than a two weeks after my dad died.

There is not one single non-venomous thing in Australia. :(

:lol

Suckiness of the situation aside, this is brilliant. :lol

i made some chick upset because i didn't want to come see her on v-day. tbh i kinda forgot it was v-day. she warned me beforehand that she was on the rag and bitchy so it might not be the best day to hang out. i was like 'ok cool thanks for the heads up, some other time then', but apparently it was just a trap. i quickly leapt to not giving a fuck about the ensuing weepstorm.

That may be in the top 1 funniest things you have posted :lol

Wait, when was Valentines day? Oh shit!

If you had an entrance sound, it would be a pained groan.