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Zomboid Aug 20th, 2006 01:58 PM

I rarely kick either of the 2 cats in my house, but I often find myself wanting to punt my sister's annoying little dog. I've only done that about 6 times since he's lived here though >:

xbxDaniel Aug 20th, 2006 09:32 PM

When you fling cats off a 2-story apartment building by their tail, and they go spinning, they don't land on their feet.

executioneer Aug 21st, 2006 12:43 AM

ok, now hearing about people KICKING cats i'm fine with, but that is something only worthless pieces of shit do >:

zeldasbiggestfan Aug 21st, 2006 01:59 AM

I accidently kicked on. She ran in front of me when I was running and I kicked her on accieent and sent her flying across the kitchen making her land in her food. Her face was in the water. Poor Zelda (Yep thats my poor kittys name.). So I guess that doesnt count. AND DROPPING CATS FROM BUILDINGS IS FUCKED UP! I hope you burn in hell cock knocker.

xbxDaniel Aug 21st, 2006 10:09 AM

All the kitten kickers look like much better people than me.
 
Yeah, when you're five you really don't think about the consequences of your action.

And if it makes any of you feel better, I didn't throw it. But I didn't stop them from doing it either. :(

executioneer Aug 21st, 2006 12:36 PM

ok :(

timrpgland Aug 21st, 2006 12:57 PM

Cats are cool, I don't like kicking them. I do fight my cat once in a while and he is a bastard with all his claws. My cat also hates any visitors I have over which becomes quite a hassle. Uh, sorry, don't pet the cat.

One time my older brother had to go to my apartment to feed my cat cause I was away on vacation. He decided he would play some of my games since he was there.. Bad idea. My cat was hiding under my coffee table and was quite upset that I wasn't home but somebody else was. He started to swipe at my brother's feet and so my brother got up and it chased him. He ended up having to take my broom and defend himself from the cat before he could escape. He's a rather big cat, 17 lbs, but the main problem is he's sneaky, quick and has all of his claws.

Zomboid Aug 21st, 2006 02:57 PM

Sounds exactly like my cat, tim. Only mine has a SINISTER FACE :o



Edit: lol

timrpgland Aug 21st, 2006 03:19 PM

I get flak for having a cat from friends and stuff but I couldn't care less.

Mine is very unassuming. His quiet unexpecting meow doesn't help things. I think he does that on purpose. :(

sadie Aug 21st, 2006 03:33 PM

one of my brother's friends threw my calico manx, cleo, off the back deck of my apartment into the lake. i was so pissed i chased him to his car with a tennis racket and never saw him again. >: poor little cleo was shy already; after that, she was antisocial psycho kitty. :(

kahljorn Aug 21st, 2006 03:43 PM


Diogones!


Caduceus!

Sicktodeathmx Aug 21st, 2006 04:58 PM


The bestest cat in the world, Mip.

Fathom Zero Aug 21st, 2006 09:21 PM

The thing looks hungry.

ArrowX Aug 21st, 2006 09:41 PM


Tactical Espianoge Kitty: Tiny(-gator)

This cat will forever remain a mystery to me, she knows how to open doors that have round Knobbs, the turns the stove on, she managers to get into the attic via a hole in th basement wall. Shes pretty amazing for a cat as old as she is, Ive had her since I was 4.

xbxDaniel Aug 21st, 2006 09:45 PM

Those piercing eyes...

The Eliminator Aug 21st, 2006 10:12 PM

I have no idea what this thread is about but i saw pics of cats so here are pics of my cats.




xbxDaniel Aug 21st, 2006 10:14 PM

That's sad.

Poor homeless eliminator, and his poor homeless cats. :(

The Eliminator Aug 21st, 2006 10:25 PM

Yeah, i know it's sad.



You'll have to do what you have.

Immortal Goat Aug 22nd, 2006 01:13 AM

Ohh... th-those cutie kitties are great, Eliminator!

*shhh! don't tell him they're dead!*

kahljorn Aug 22nd, 2006 11:08 AM

I wish I could get rid of my cats.. we're too nice we adopt nearly every abondoned kitten we find :(

MrAdventure Aug 22nd, 2006 11:35 AM

kitties are the best
michael j fox and my cat
share a common trait

kahljorn Aug 22nd, 2006 11:46 AM

One of my cats that I didn't post a picture of looks like val kilmer, serious fuzz face and all.


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